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A Prairie Home Companion
  with Garrison
Keillor
 
   
PLEASE LAUGH NOW

THIS WEEK'S SHOW


March 14, 2009

This week on A Prairie Home Companion, it's a joke show compilation with the now legendary "Buzz Off" competition between our sound- effects men Tom Keith and Fred Newman, Andy Stein's latest "Knock-Knock" song, and a slew of blonde jokes, lawyer jokes, Unitarian jokes, puns, groaners and one really good parrot joke (no penguins this time). Southern-fried humorist Roy Blount Jr. takes a break from that NPR show to chime in with a few jokes, Guy Noir tries to find love through a dating service, and Dusty lets the bad jokes fly — that is until Spike and Big Messer show up. And if you want to know what happened when the chicken slept under the car, you'll just have to tune in...





HARD-TO-FIND ALBUMS BY JEAN REDPATH AND HELEN SCHNEYER

We brought in a couple of hard-to-find albums by Prairie Home favorites Jean Redpath and Helen Schneyer. About Jean Redpath, Garrison Keillor says: "Everything she most deeply feels and believes in — about death and love and country and womanhood — comes out in these songs. The songs aren't pictures. They're rocks. They are the mountain itself." And about Helen Schneyer: "Helen was not sweet ... Her music was heart-rending and blood-curdling." Find out what all the fuss is about.



Your Invitation to Lake Wobegon

SCHEDULE/TICKETS

See A Prairie Home Companion on Saturday, March 21, at the historic State Theatre in Minneapolis — our last Twin Cities-area show for this season. The following week, March 28, our show comes from the Fox Cities Performing Arts Center in Appleton, Wisconsin. Then we continue eastward to New York City and five Town Hall shows — April 3, 4, 11, 17 and 18. Stay tuned.



POST TO THE HOST

NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS

Mr. Noir:
Is the daily newspaper on its way out of our lives? The Rocky Mountain News just closed (don't worry, you're column is being picked up by the Denver Post).

People keep telling me to not be upset, that it's just a matter of getting used to these same papers in cyberspace. You can't litter your office with cyberspace; you need stale newspapers to create the right atmosphere.

In 1968, the Editor of the Rocky showed up roaring drunk at our Statewide High School Press Day and still managed to write brilliantly — at that moment, I decided I wanted to be a newspaper man.

Best Regards,
Kenny of Steamboat

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The New York Times landed on my doorstep at about 7 this morning and in it, on the first page of the business section, was a good column by David Carr on this very subject, so you could go down to your bookstore or coffeeshop and buy a copy of the Times and see what he thinks. I read the paper while standing at the counter drinking coffee and then sitting next to my daughter eating her breakfast and now and then I'd pick up the paper, fold it in half and walk over to the window and look at it there.

Time for the Times to start charging for its online edition, I think. But as Mr. Carr points out, newspaper moguls are a timid lot, not given to change. We have two dailies left in the Twin Cities, one of which surely will fold. This actually might improve local journalism which — don't shoot me for saying this — seems to have improved in the past few years as staffs have shrunk. I look at the papers more often now and find more that I want to read. In the old flush days, the paper seemed to go more for high-minded term papers about positive things happening in our community, but what I want to read is a clear account of what the police say happened when that man allegedly assaulted the woman walking down the avenue four blocks from my house. It doesn't take a team of eight journalists to come up with that. I also want the paper to send reporters to the meetings of legislative committees and the city council. I don't read political blogs and broadsides and the withering crossfire of partisans. Not interesting. Government is interesting. The difficult choices facing President Obama these days, some of which seem to point away from the positions he took as a candidate: all interesting. But it takes dedicated talented journalists to make it so, and if you put out a newspaper that they write, people will buy it.

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THE JOKE MACHINE

PRETTY GOOD JOKES

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. Bartender shakes it up and serves it without a garnish.

Dickens complains, and the bartender says:

"Oh yeah, sorry. Olive or Twist?"

This joke was sent in by Dave L., of Santa Clara, CA. Thanks Dave!



RECENT COLUMNS: SOMETHING TO READ

The View from Mrs. Sundberg's Window

They Were Only Having Fun
(03/10/2009)

Listened to the show Saturday and it was not bad. The kids have the week off for Spring Break so to say they were wired Saturday night is an understatement. They went from the phone to the mini-trampoline to email to making popcorn to a documentary about ghosts and when they got bored they turned to each other...



A COLUMN BY GARRISON KEILLOR

The Delicate Art of Brotherly Love
(03/03/2009)

My brother Philip died in Wisconsin on Friday while I was in Rome, and after I got my ticket changed to fly back for the memorial service, I went into a church off the Piazza Navona and lit candles for his aching family and stood in the piazza beside a fine fountain, with lots of splashing and nudity, the Fountain of the Four Rivers, which made me think of the Mississippi...



RUSS RINGSAK

Louisville
(02/04/2009)

The first time I went to Louisville I set a house on fire, broke both my arms and was put into solitary confinement in a dark room for a week. It was a place I had wanted to return to for many years but never quite did...





The Man on the Radio in the Red Shoes

This independent feature-length documentary film by Peter Rosen goes behind the scenes at A Prairie Home Companion, and inside the imagination of the man who created it.



   

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LIBERTY: A NOVEL OF LAKE WOBEGON


Liberty:A Novel of Lake Wobegon A national holiday in Lake Wobegon is always gaudy and joyful. But what is going on between Clint Bunsen and Miss Liberty?
Everyone is here—Pastor Ingqvist, the Sons of Knute, Sister Arvonne of Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility and her ocarina band, the Norwegian bachelor farmers, Dorothy and the Chatterbox Café, Wally in the Sidetrack Tap—as crowds converge on the little town to celebrate American independence, even as the chairman of the event broods on the great question of the day: Shall we struggle on valiantly here or shall we burst the bonds and find beautiful life in the golden west?



YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

English Majors CD Set Scripts and bits from A Prairie Home Companion celebrate the secret society of men and women who possess excellent spelling and punctuation skills. (You know who you are.) Selections include "The Six-Minute Hamlet," a tribute to Emily Dickinson, a Guy Noir adventure that exposes an MFA scam, a riveting "Professional Organization of English Majors" drama, and guests Billy Collins, Robert Bly, Roy Blount Jr., and Calvin Trillin.

 
 
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