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Hardware News

• IBM servers and storage to use Fusion-io currency

  The two sides of Big Blue's SSD coin

• Clouds float Dell bottom line

  Hyperscale saves x64 biz

• Intel disputes EU's probing procedure

  Second one's always a doozy

• Citrix pushes portable VMs with 'Kensho' launch

  One app, three hypervisors

• Microsoft seeds second comms server release

  Get ready to party like it's 2007

• HP warns of Nvidia problems

  38 Slimline models buggered

• Dell preps software de-dupe, SSD launches

  Pitches itself as bargain hunters' choice

• NComputing pushes OLPC to one side in Indian schools deal

  Microsoft climbs on board education bandwagon

• Cry havoc and let slip the SSD dogs of war

  SNW Meet a disruptive technology - for storage vendors

Music and Media News

• Nokia beats rivals to steamy Britney video hotspot

  Fight to the Finnish

Networks News

• Carphone puts £60m tag on Best Buy Europe project

  Trading update says well placed to ride out downturn

• CPS to consider private prosecution over stealth Phorm trials

  Opponents call for public interest trial

• Windows Mobile on iPhone a cruel joke?

  They did it all for the lolz

• MobUI snaps up Action Engine

  Mobtop market ain't what it used to be

• November debut for Sony Ericsson Xperia X1 on O2

  Deadlines, we've heard of 'em...

Odds and Sods News

• Bloke knocked up kebabs close to corpse couch

  Wolverhampton shop owner quickly out of the fast food business

• Dennis Hopper joins French Legion of Honour

  Knighthood? F**k that shit! Sarko's Red Ribbon!

• Verity's further education

  Stob How the OU can restore its reputation

Public Sector News

• US Navy also planning Cyberwar Command

  An adversary for US airforce cybertroops at last?

• Jacqui Smith resurrects 42-days after Lords rejection

  Warns that threat is 'the severe end of severe'

• RIPA ruling closes encryption key loophole

  No pleas against self-incrimination allowed

• MoD admits data loss bigger than thought

  More people, more details, more problems

Reg Hardware News

• Apple revamps MacBook as 13in MacBook Pro

  Same design, smaller case, shorter name

• Apple MacBook Air stays skinny, gains beefier specs

  Port array still pathetic

• Apple takes wraps off rumour-matching MacBook Pros

  Mill churns, Apple delivers

• Koreans create dancing droid

  Who says white bots can't dance?

• Compressed-air car to go commercial next year?

  'Leccy Air Tech Taking the psssssss

• Canon PowerShot SX110 IS

  Review All the zoom you could ever need

• Ultra-mobile devices: Atom to beat ARM... just, says analyst

  Intel will not own SCC, UMPC, MID biz

• Sony preps PSP firmware update

  No cables required

• MacBook range revamp snippets slip out

  As if by magic, pics and part numbers appear ahead of tonight's launch

• Gamers to assemble for attempt on world record

  How many Nintendo DS users can squeeze into a telephone box?

• Sony to save p***t with PS3 firmware overhaul

  Talks up power conservation plan

Science News

• Black widows: Coming soon to a kitchen sink near you

  Arachnid invasion threatens UK

• Space tourist docks with ISS

  $17m, 10-day jaunt for Richard Garriott

• Boffins conclude machines still not quite people

  Sorry Dave, give us a hand with this Turing Test?

Security News

• Feds hamstring world's largest spam gang

  FTC targets Texas-Kiwi connection

• Airport baggage screener charged with stealing passengers' stuff

  Low morals, high eBay rating

• Storm botnet blows itself out

  But will the zombie network rise again?

• DarkMarket carder forum revealed as FBI sting

  Cybercrooks bamboozled

• MS roll out exploit prediction with Patch Tuesday

  Here is the attack forecast

Software News

• Mozilla bets big with new R&D group

  Ajaxers Almaer and Galbraith get involved