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Education World Humor Newsletter Volume 7, Issue 39
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=========================================================================== Volume 7, Issue 39 ****************************************************************************** I'll Get 64
Sung to the tune of "When I'm 64,"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
When I saw pencils sharpened like that
I knew I'd forgot
Mr. Dempsy said we'd have a test today
Felt my average slipping away
If I scoot closer maybe I'll see
Janet's paper more
Then if I'm sneaky and if I'm lucky
I'll get 64!
I wish I'd have read
All of the study sheets
'Fore I went to bed
I can remember some of the facts
Like ten sixty-six
Too bad all the rest of it is scattered like
Mental piles of pick-up sticks!
Please let my brain get great waves of light
From some unknown store
Will they berate me, will Yale still take me
With a 64?
CAUTIONARY TALE Two young men hailed a cab in Harvard Square and, once they'd told the driver their destination, began excitedly talking about their plans to achieve monumental success. "Are you Harvard students?" asked the cabbie. "Yes," the two replied simultaneously, "Class of 2009." A silence followed for a moment, then the cabbie said. "Good to meet you. Class of '73."
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