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Wed, September 10, 2008 11:10:53 AMFrom:
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The Onion Daily Dispatch - 10 September 2008
Struggling Air Force One To Begin Selling Passenger Tickets
WASHINGTON—To stay competitive, the airline will charge a fee of $25 for passengers bringing extra luggage on board, such as fishing gear or a Scottish terrier.
In Brief
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WEDNESDAY 09/10/08
American Voices
Matthews, Olbermann Ousted As MSNBC Anchors
"I'm sure they're okay with it.
They've said their piece about politics."
Stock Watch
Stocks soared today as Nike announced its new merchandising expansion plan in which each shoe is sold individually.
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