Dear Customer,
Greetings again for the last time from a pretty chilly place!
Yes, I've reached the final stop of my summer-ending 5-week whirlwind trip to Five Different Destinations Around The World! I've already visited Orlando, Scotland, Egypt, and Australia. I hope you've all enjoyed guessing where I've been! You've all done so well! Ready to see if you can go 5 for 5? My last set of clues are at the bottom as well as plenty of Amazingly Low Priced Haband merchandise to go along perfectly with my current location. But tell your sled dogs to halt for a sec!
Because first, I must acquaint you with the latest FREE* Gift for my fifth destination: A Wonder Warm™ Ultra Fleece Throw! A $30 Value, it's Super Soft & Warm, and Never Ever Pills. Plus, it measures a Whopping 50x60 Inches! Yours FREE* with any order from this email! I'm really glad I brought one with me for this last stop!
Okay, time to guess where I am now!
1. It's too cold to eat an Eskimo pie.
2. I've befriended two nice moose named Ig & Loo.
3. You'll stay warm wearing something like...