Channel News

• Big UK resellers confident despite world's gloom

  ‘Everyone’s a winner, Rodney’

Comms News

• Wireless browsers shut out of the Olympics

  We don't know where you are

• Watchdog hits 070 swindlers with big fine

  'Hello, hello, can you hear me? Give me £200,000'

• US police radios killing trees

  Lush lawns latest victims of war on crime

• BlackBerry clamshell pair leaked online

  Online retailer slips up

• Another day, another iPhone fix

  It's a bug's life

Hardware News

• Intel hands out rose tinted polarizing glasses to chip geeks

  IDF One-eyed Katz

• Intel stuffs Nehalem chips with joy

  IDF They're turberrific

• Microsoft slaps another $100m on Novell interop pile

  Save all your kisses for me

• IBM wraps fat tentacles around fluffy clouds

  Disaster Recovery 2.0

• Intel's Atom laptots 'are here'

  IDF Sings Calpella too

Management News

• HP makes things personal again in Q3

  Computers and currency do their thing

Music and Media News

Odds and Sods News

• UK bank chief stung in ID theft scam

  Updated HBOS boss conned

• YouTube pros cash in on deaths with fake vids

  Taste.2.0

• Philippine troops battle rampaging MILFs

  It's true, believe us...

• Fart-lighting youth in petrol can mishap

  Barf, wind and fire

• Satnav turtle locates cannabis stash

  Pot luck?

• Puerto Rican corpse stands for three-day wake

  Upright send-off for murdered 'joker'

• Downing Street rejects 'Clarkson for PM' petition

  Bad news for 49,447 petrolheads

• Old timers rattle zimmers at 'Elderly Persons' sign

  Warning: Patronised pensioners ahead

• 'Why not try nude female midgets?' says Microsoft Adcenter

  Keywords no one bids on for a reason

Public Sector News

• UK.gov loses 29 million personal records

  Magnificent year-long datachunder

• Boeing gets new raygun-on-a-lorry contract

  Fry the unfriendly skies

• Cloud computing lets Feds read your email

  You have 'no expectation of privacy'

• MoD announces 'Grand Challenge' tech-prize winner

  Analysis Johnny 5 to tame Afghanistan in 2010?

• US, EU tech trade row gets serious

  Formal objection made

• UK MoD tries to resell surplus Eurofighters to India, Japan

  Analysis Supersonic chickens coming home to roost

• The robot at the border: UK bets big on face scanning

  Home Secretary tells us where to stick our faces

Reg Hardware News

• Vibrating button said to 'improve posture'

  Filled with intuitive technology and advanced microchippery

• Dell 'tattoos' Studio notebooks

  Five funky designs to choose from

• Archos revamps PMP line-up

  "Internet media tablets" actually, darling!

• Nike+ iPhone app uncovered

  Exercise in style

• Flip Ultra camcorder

  Video Review

• Sony Ericsson Walkman W760i 3G sliderphone

  Review Positively packed with features: some pointless, some practical

• Olympus mounts 7x optical zoom snapper

  It comes at a price though

• Sqweeze your way to Wii fitness

  Wacky add-on promises upper body strength

• PS4 and Xbox 720 due by 2012, says Crysis firm

  Just our guess though, we don't know anything!

• Intel lets slip first dual-core Atom

  IDF SCC adopters wish they'd waited

Science News

• Lords call for variable VAT to cut landfill

  Stop picking on householders

Security News

• Googlephone security team seeks bug hunters

  Android needs You

Software News

• Google App Engine comes under Hyperic scrutiny

  Silver lining meets cloud

• Debian delivers FreeRunner open-phone package

  20,000 applications, one open phone