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Jokes By Kids
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From NUNU, age 11, UNITED STATES

Where did the meat go for a date?
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From Sam, age 12, San Antonio, Texas

There were three kids who walked home from school together. One boy was in charge of the keys, as it would have been a hassle to carry three seperate keys when they could easily be held by one person. They lived in a 90 story building and all three of them lived on the 90th floor. Thankfully, there was an elevator, so they never had to climb the stairs. One day after school, they found that the elevator had broken, and so they had to climb the stairs. They decided that, to pass the time as they were walking up the stairs, they would each tell a story. The first kid would recall a happy memory, the second kid would tell a scary story, and the third kid would tell a sad story. When it was the third kid's turn and they were finally on the 89th floor, after an hour of climbing, the kid told his friends "I have only one sad story to tell."
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From Wu Ser Yee, age 9, Malaysia

Why do all socks have holes?
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