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Jokes By Kids
Clean, Funny Jokes by Kids, for Kids

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From La, age 8, America

Why did the whale cross the road?
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From LEXI, age 7, INDIANA

There were four people in an airp***: The pilot, a priest, a boyscout and the world's smartest man. The pilot says, "The engine has failed and the p*** is going to crash. Grab your parachutes!" The boyscout says, "There's only three parachutes!" The world's smartest man says, "Well, I am very important to the world, so I should get a chute." He grabs a chute and jumps out. They didn't notice, but the pilot had already grabbed one and jumped out too, so the priest says to the boyscout, "You go ahead Son. I have lived a long and fulfilling life and am one with God." The boyscout says, "That's OK; we both have parachutes. The priest asked, "How is that?"
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From Mudau Lebogang Gloria, a reader, Johannesburg

What was WAS before it was WAS?
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From Ying, age 10, Australia

Why did the spider hide behind a tree when a stinkbug came?
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From JoJo, age 13, California

What is a simplified cow on a grill?
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Barbara J. Feldman
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