Dell coughs to second Vostro laptop keyboard cock-up

QWERTYUI-OOOPS

AMD launches hotter dual-slotter

Radeon HD 4870 debuts, delivers 2x performance of 3870

Intel knocks back dual-core Atom debut

Single-core shortages to blame?

Intel preps gaming-oriented chipset for 'Nehalem'

'Tylersburg' to debut in X58

Komplett closes retail ops across Europe

Some portals still shining a light, mind

Microsoft says ‘hasta la vista XP’ - well, kinda

Regretfully they tell us, but firmly they compel us

Adobe update foils Reader and Acrobat exploits

Bugs provoke PDF botnet risk warning

Intel Atom 230 ultra low-power desktop CPU

Review Build your own Eee

Threat remains despite Safari carpet bombing fix

Blended beastliness

Trend Micro's CEO says 'AV industry sucks'

Interview Eva Chen speaks from the cloud

AVG disguises fake traffic as IE6

Exclusive Where's the ham and cheese?

Orange prices up iPhone en France

Quelle surprise

Femto forum gets big ideas

Who needs a macro network anyway?

Charter suspends NebuAd data-pimping experiment

Squeaky wheels kill pilot - for now

Spam DDoS assault cuts off south Pacific state

(Un)happy Talking

Germany, Spain and Belgium get free mobile calls

The world turns Blyk

Staffer spills beans on O2 UK 3G iPhone launch

Jump the queue with a pre sign-up process

RFID could kill you

Report uncovers hospital menace

T-Mobile launches price promise

You won't find more minutes

Nokia pays 8 2* years' royalties in advance

Did they jump into the open, or were they pushed?

Farewell then, Symbian

Analysis Epoc's journey: from world-beater to basket case

Web'n'Walk falls over

But only Scousers affected

It's time for a close-up look at mobile porn

Column What's that on your iPhone?

Heart Internet spreads the love passwords

Hosting firm suffers security aneurysm

BT and Siemens slammed over prisoner call rates

Criminal cell phone charges

Nokia grabs control of Symbian - then gives it away

OS makeover starts with foundation

FCC preps puritanical broadband

(Semi-)Advanced Wireless Services

Researcher: NebuAd forges Google data packets

Pimps data to third-party ad networks

Wi-LAN expands Wi-Fi litigation net

Rest of world now cited too

Nokia looking for love in all the wrong Plazes

My plaze or yours?

Android delays hurt self-realisation

There's more to a phone than cool demos

Virgin Media rubbishes P2P throttling rumours

Secret testing denied

Compressed VoIP leaves eavesdropping clues

The Norman Collier effect

Mobile phones to save airlines, by exposing passengers

How much privacy would you give up for cheaper flights?

Dell ready to judge and repair your storage shop

'You could use some more DR over here, Jim'

Brocade releases second wave of HBAs

Sees itself at the center of everything

Amazon thinks Cloud will conquer Man by 2010

Structure 08 Like a mainframe but closer to angels

CentOS updates Red Hat Enterprise clone

Flattering release

Google urged to make a more loving cloud

Structure 08 Open source BigTable and improve fluffiness, please

North Carolina will pay IBM $750,000 for 10 jobs

Great BBQ and strip clubs for execs too

Dell develops ultra-efficient server power supplies

80 Plus gives them a gold sticker

Utility computing's 'dirty little secret'

Structure 08 No license to print money

Hyperic tells Amazon's cloud to turn its head, cough

New CloudStatus site monitors the ...cloud ...status...

Maxdata goes titsup

Slumping revenues

Rackable's super efficient gear fills the cloud

Proud to be dense

Cisco ignites the web via WAAS and deformed arms

More Data Center 3.0 contemplation

Data Domain sends de-duped files into unalterable state

Mommy, Wow! Feds are happy now

Sun's Niagara 3 will have 16-cores and 16 threads per core

Exclusive 256 thread per socket rocket

HP duplicates deduplication

Redundancy cruncher for the big boys

Yes! It's the Knight Rider satnav!

'Turn left at the next junction, Michael'

HP throws Tru64 code to Linux fanciers

GPL love-in

Daewoo's laptop is child's play – literally

The Lukid, aka Intel Classmate PC

Microsoft should buy Rackable instead of building custom computers

Comment Out-acquiring Google

Yahoo! deckchair! shuffle! filled! with! insight! and! clouds!

Microsoft shame unit tabled for now

Google ends marathon search for new financial chief

I'm feeling lucky

Yahoo! counts! the! reasons! it's better! off! without! Microsoft!

Defends right to sell itself

Oracle reports bumper results

Price hikes yet to kick in

Red Hat rolls along in Q1

Over subscribed

Facebook takes a break

OMG!

easyJet warns Expedia: 'Hands off our flights'

Exclusive 'Bang, bang, click, click, click'

Merchants call credit card industry's bluff on compliance

PCI DSS off the agenda

eBay calls for end to grey import laws

One bid to rule them all

Lenovo throws arms and legs around SMBs

Plans to dish up SL series to pump up sales

Overstock CEO offers $75,000 for Wall Street's soul

Taunt the Russian mafia or die trying

Yahoo!'s Decker! defends! Goo-Hoo!

'It's our choice every day...'

Network Solutions writes hypocrisy into press release

Master of its domain. And many others

Beeb's online music stations get rewind button

iPlayer buffed up

Ofcom chairman will quit next Easter

Curried watchdog

Force listeners onto DAB by killing FM

It's the only way they'll see sense, thunders Taskforce

NebuAd looks to 'spyware' firm for recruits

'Typical of the Valley'

North Carolina targets WTF licence plates

'Potentially offensive'

US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod

NSFW 'Why not put the girls to work?'

Ohio table-shag man gets six months

Hard time for hardened furniture worrier

Asda declares baby's arse 'pornographic'

Censors mum's birthday cake surprise

Let air passengers smoke dope, say Denver potheads

How to beat air rage, man

Bus-spotting paedo terror bust: Shock CCTV image

Rights? You don't have any rights

San Franciscans prep monument to US prez

The George W. Bush Sewer Plant

Comedy UK social network berates moaning users

'F*ck tha haterz'

Bloke crams 13 into Volvo S70

Magistrates take dim view of 'gross overloading'

Police detain Tariq Aziz's cigar case

Boris Johnson relieved of the spoils of war

UK clamps down on bus-spotting terror menace

Omniboligist driven off the streets

Cap, trade, subsidise - Obama's energy plan goes off piste

Charge for emissions, spend money raised on encouraging them

Enraged devil dog lover locks on to Reg photo team

Double FoTW 'Staffys are not devils... I've seen them sharing crisps with babies!'

Cambridge congestion charge plans shelved

Lack of local support

Swedish bloggers give MEP a kicking over media pluralism

Job done. Now, let's actually read that report

Judge points laser dazzler man towards prison

Four months for plodcopter attack

ICO slaps TfL over Oyster data hoard

Criticises compulsory kids' photocards

easyJet warns 'several websites' to stop selling its flights

Screen scraping the budget airline barrel

In-flight device maker sues everyone seeking flash memory bonanza

LG, Casio, Nikon, Samsung and Sanyo whacked

ICANN approves customized top-level domains

Don't like .com? How about .thispagerocks?

BT starts threatening music downloaders with internet cut-off

Exclusive BPI wins another ISP ally

UK abandons train and tube scanners

Too slow and too invasive

UK gov publishes 'kids and videogames' action plan

Internet safety scheme too

Family visa sponsors face ID, credit and CRB checks

Plus large fines and jail if grannie scarpers...

Think tank slams paedophile paranoia culture

Guilty until proven innocent

Spain plans 'human rights' for great apes

'Fundamental moral and legal protections'

Science MPs horrified by UK bio-lab management

Porton Downer

UK.gov calls on white hat hackers to spot data leaks

HMRC debacle to foster 'culture change', says Cabinet Office

Boris' crime map plan comes unstuck

Victims' privacy at risk

Staff internet policies must be Facebook-ready, warns expert

Web 2.0-up your regs

Culture of insecurity blamed for HMRC data loss

Official reports lambast UK.gov over data breaches

Automated profiling tech is crap, says Home Office

Um, does that include Project Semaphore, then?

Ex-Logica boss to teach UK.gov how to identify crap IT

Foxes, henhouses, poachers

Leeds thieves target Ford Focus chips

Stick 'em your Sky box, get free telly

Pirate Bay bitchslaps Swedish law with SSL

Sticking it to evesdroppers in the ear

So, what can you photograph?

Updated Anything - bar a few exceptions

The war on photographers - you're all al Qaeda suspects now

Analysis Police, camera, (illegal) action

Snoop-happy councils warned off RIPA abuse

'Or they'll take our toys away'

The Casey Report: Putting your mouth, not brain, in charge

Evidence-based policy thoroughly decked

Fujitsu preps 700 redundancies in NHS IT debacle

Unite tells UK.gov to get a move on

Gumshoes fined for debt collection pretexting blag

BT fooled

EU Commission plots to end rip-off Britain online

One consumer law regime to rule them all

Canon EOS 450D digital SLR

Review Truth be told, we hoped for more

Snazzy camcorder promises YouTube fame

Shoot HD video for online video blogs

Ripfactory Ripserver CD-ripping NAS box

ChannelFlip Video Review Rips your CDs then serves the songs

Nokia Supernova series to hit Q3 with a bang

Four-strong range of stylish talkers

HD TV in the UK

Feature Time to buy a 1080p telly at last?

French punters offered £78 Small, Cheap Computer

Dell debuts designer laptop line

Studio colours twice as expensive in UK as US

Asus pledges end to Eee PC 900 battery swap 'delay'

Contacting all customers next week

Retailer punts MacBook Air-friendly solar charger

No cables required

Garmin leads the way with pooch-pinpointing dog GPS

Available to buy: your own frakkin' 7ft Cylon

Oh, for the love of the Gods

Summertime movie downloads for PS3 fans

But only in the US, sigh

Nvidia releases PhysX code for latest GeForce GPUs

Physics for GTX

Few gamers claim Grand Theft Auto 'hot coffee' cash

$35? Nah, you keep it

Sony Ericsson Cyber-shot C902 cameraphone

Review Happy snapping

Brits confused by digital TV switchover, report claims

Half of TVs sold in UK last year were analogue

Knight Rider satnav spied in the wild

Video It's real and it's coming soon

Byron Review will create videogame delays, warns EA

Certification process could slow games releases

JVC docks into iPod TVs

The true Apple TV?

Loewe polishes off crystal-studded sets

Diamond-encrusted TVs

Thailand to get Acer Aspire One first?

Asus: Eee Box fast-boot tech a boon for flustered females

Motorola preps 'great' 8Mp cameraphone?

Handset set to rival the C905

Eco-activist gets tougher with gadget makers

Greenpeace shifts green goalposts

Panasonic parent makes 30in OLED TV play

Wants to be first to market

Xbox 360 owners tougher than PS3 fans - survey

But more likely to still be living with their mums?

Logitech rolls out 'first' Mac-friendly QuickCam

Shops caught out in underage videogame sales sting

Three stores sell 18 rated titles to minors

Security cameras to listen out for crime

The long ear of the law?

Dalek Security Camera

ChannelFlip Video Review

Orange launches dance-powered phone charger

Kinetic charger to launch at Glastonbury

PS3 sale price spurs costs Sony dear

But the console's still being given away for free

Wii hack promises Remote vibration

Application offers vibration relaxation

LG taps out keypad-based caller

No touchscreen? Are you sure?

Logitech Squeezebox Duet multi-room music streamer

Review Slim Devices' winner revamp

Motorola develops Kodak cameraphone

Five-megapixel snapper/talker

Asus confirms Lamborghini ZX1 specs

The supercar of handsets?

A.M.P - the ultimate musical robot?

"I am a freak-a-zoid, come on and wind me up"

Samsung gets some pink Soul

Magic Touch phone changes shades

Limbo of the Lost music not stolen, claims composer

Game's alleged plagiarism doesn't extend to the tunes

Mars whacked by object bigger than Pluto

'We've found the crater to prove it,' boffins claim

CERN declares Large Hadron Collider perfectly safe

Strangelets and black holes? Pah

Veteran climate scientist says 'lock up the oil men'

Nasa's Hansen goes DC

Phoenix spies probable Martian water ice

Sublimation caught on camera

Cardiff 'copter coppers give chase to UFO

Aliens visit the land of leeks and daffodils

Fired IT manager accused of venting spleen on organ bank

$70,000 tissue tussle

Security: Protect and survive with El Reg

Reg security debates Get involved with the experts

Trojan heralds OS X's 'new phase of exposure to malware'

Modular malware comes to the Mac

Dutch government gags Oyster researchers

Don’t kill the messenger

Yahoo! Mail! vuln! fixed!

Buddy hacker account compromise risk plugged

Tennis sites hit by drive-by download attacks

You cannot be serious

HSBC scripting flaws play into the hands of phishers

XSS calamity

Almost half of malicious sites tied to 10 networks

China mostly to blame, but so is Google

Scareware package greets marks by name

Fakeale redux

Microsoft fights gaming Trojan menace

Resident Evil

Ruby flaws send security researchers into shock

Patch to stay on the Rails

Web browsers face crisis of security confidence

Good enough for Donald Rumsfeld. But not for you

Rare Mac Trojan exploits Apple vuln

iPwned

Dutch boffins clone Oyster card

And DDoS a ticket barrier

Maven and Eclipse strive for Visual Studio 'power'

Take a number

Dreamer calls for revolution of the algorithm

Fat cats and bourgeoisie called to action

Hyper-V climbs into Windows

Better late than never, eh?

LiPS Forum climbs into LiMO

Read my... oh

Intel says 'no' to Windows Vista

Can't find a 'compelling' reason to upgrade, says IT dept. insider

WebLogic man goes full circle with SpringSource

Second wind for Java application servers

Adobe swings out Acrobat 9

Flashier version lands

Microsoft dishes up Mac Office converters

Arrives months after Office 2008's debut

Eclipse will be watching you very closely

To Io and beyond...

Google's Gmail verboten in Germany

'Bummer'

UK game-development degrees not up to snuff, claims industry

Position: videogame designer. Required: the right skills for the job

Google preps conflict of interest-tastic web analytics tool

Have you thought about giving your money to Google, sir?

Salesforce.com marches on IBM's Notes business

Follows Microsoft into battle

Salesforce chief brags of cloud for grown-ups

Capitalists, geezers and Google welcome

Vauxhall launches virtual backseat driver

Camera system warns of roadside signs

GTA IV website prompts outrage

littlelacysurprisepageant.com

Time to dismount the hamster security wheel of pain

Quit patching, build a library

Mandriva's Linux on a stick will wow all the ladies this Summer

Review Windows? No prob. I can tool you