Computacenter coughs to gloomy first quarter

So who is buying IT these days?

Nvidia, AMD to launch next-gen GPUs next month

GeForce GTX 200 and Radeon HD 4800 series

Developing world buoys up software pirates

BSA spots emerging markets problem

Dixons admits 'it's even worse than you thought'

Overhauls PC World, slashes stores and dividend

MSI card-cooler 'inspired by weed'

The underwater variety, no less...

EC slaps Becta complaint on the Microsoft evidence pile

Forms 'indirect' part of anti-trust probe

HP leaves Dell with an EDS-shaped hole

Analysis Partner swap leaves Dell feeling at a loose end

Nvidia completes absorption of physics chip maker

Ageia brand lives on as hardware add-in

Dimension Data makes cloud free forecast

No bust, all boom?

Dell denies death of XPS to aid Alienware

One for custom jobs, the other for mass-produced systems

Drive-by download attack compromises 500K websites

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum

AMD to hire TSMC to fab 'Fusion' CPUs?

Major foundry deal in the offing, moles claim

PC World, Currys staff to be dumped in DSGi rescue plan?

Best Buy could bid for electrical retail giant

RM must try harder in second half

Full year expectations unchanged

Qimonda puts 4.5GHz graphics memory into mass-production

Calling all GPU vendors...

Dell promises replacement keyboards for wonky laptops

Sorry for shaifting your PC

Live Mesh: Hailstorm take 2?

Give it a fair crack

American cable giant joins data pimping club

Charter member

Koreans tout standard for US mobile TV

LG and Samsung have just what you need

Verizon shuns Android for LiMo

'Google don't know open'

Spotigo promises Wi-Fi mapping within 5 metres

'It says we're...in the airport'

Union gears up for BT strike action this month

How will we know when it starts?

Phones 4u accused of misleading customers

Ofcom launches investigation

BT profits nothing to phone home about

Farewell Ben Verwaayen

True Group deploys near-field from the SIM

Not waiting for NFC handsets

Bell Canada chokes P2P and privacy?

'J'accuse!'

Music coalition takes on Microsoft, Google and pals

You are entering my white space

O2 XDA Orbit 2 smartphone

Review Rather good?

Touchscreen BlackBerry 'Thunder' to storm to market in Q3?

RIM rumbles on

Wireless can be good for your health

Ofcom stares into healthcare crystal ball

SMS costs more than using Hubble Space Telescope

Teenagers. Harder to reach than distant galaxies

AT&T defends 'open' wireless network

Innovation '08 A mixed message

Dallas kids tracked for their own good

No more playing by the ol' water hole

HomePlug retakes lead in powerline Ethernet standards race

Once more unto the vote, dear friends

UK punters love Nokia, hate McDonalds

Still buying more burgers than phones though

Brits favour ASBOs for unruly mobile users

A step too far?

Tiscali crosses Carphone Warehouse from bidders list

Dance card amended

Business suit tailored to reflect phone radiation

Something more stylish to go with your tinfoil hat

How ComScore can track your mouse clicks

Explores stream of unconsciousness

RIM pitches 'power user' tri-band HSDPA BlackBerry

Bold sneaks in ahead of 3G iPhone

WiMAX gets EU harmonisation at 2.6GHz

Intel buys up Swedish airwaves

NetBeans extension makes simple work of PHP

Preview in review

Apple will please missile makers by backing PA Semi's chip

Exclusive Unleashing the iBomb

Netezza buys analytics mystery house

Byzantine buy

Intel ordered to dish documents on deleted antitrust lawsuit e-mails

AMD vs Intel Internal interviews must be disclosed to AMD

IBM rejects deduplication for new VTL

A 3.4PB beast

Build a 1TB MacBook

MCE's guide to storage bloat

Adaptec makes low-end RAID gear ROC hard

Series 5 begat Series 2

Sun gives servers an Opteron quad job

Three new boxes and a five-pack refresh

IBM's Cell blade boosted by memory and floating point gains

Now shipping with more relevance

Next Ubuntu LTS in 2010, unless Linuxes synchronize

Common components

Brocade cranks its Fibre switches and HBAs to 8Gb/s

Speedier SAN selection sighted

Vendor touts notebook as desktop server replacement

Marvel at its quad-core processor! Gasp at its one-hour battery life!

Intel said to feed Google solid state drives

SSD shortage coming?

AMD excises two senior execs, while promoting server chief

Central Engineering roadmap task force formed

Babbage's Difference Engine hits Silicon Valley

Wafers? Nah. How about bronze and wood?

Data Domain guns de-duping gear

Quad-core injection

Fedora 9 - an OS that even the Linux challenged can love

Plenty of muscle for hardcore nerds too

VMware ships disaster recovery and testing software

Plopped into two new management bundles

HP tipped to take over BT's datacentres in £1.5bn deal

CEOs plan back-scratching calls this week?

AMD grabs for the data centre with low-power server chip

Pushes thermal envelope

Nvidia CEO says 'no' to VIA acquisition

Graphics company doesn't need in-house CPU tech - for now...

Facebook CTO logs out

Co-founder off to the beach

Part II: How a pair of American spies created the Soviet Silicon Valley

Radio Reg Affairs, social security checks and the mini-fab

Dell squeezes cloud into a shipping container

Exclusive Also: Meet an 8 chip, 2U, 12 drive search darling

Yahoo! strikes back at Icahn

Thanks but no thanks

Overstock's Patrick Byrne battles New York Sith Lord

'I will not pay the Amazon Tax'

Yahoo! faces battle for the board

Icahn! launches! proxy! war!

CBS saves CNet from activist investors

Billion dollar buyout

Icahn builds Yahoo! stake

Activist investors at the gate

Craigslist gets personal with eBay countersuit

'Used shareholding unlawfully'

HP buys EDS: What are they thinking?

Analysis Backward looking forward statements

HP pays $13.9bn for EDS

Updated Silicon Valley opens a branch in Texas

HP in talks to buy EDS

Hurd's big bite

Microsoft Office chief to manage Bill Gates

Well, his foundation

Perot Systems buys into Ireland

Writes Limerick developer a big cheque

El Reg shares the knowledge

Reg Research Primed for business

Google-Yahoo! collects some strange enemies

Advocacy groups and rural voters

Web fan-owned football club heads to Wembley final

Updated A grand day out for the minnows

Circuit City runs up the white flag

Of course you can look at our books, Mr. Corporate Raider, sir

Microsoft appeals record European Commission fine

Once more unto the bench

Wake up and smell the Doritos™ - Avril Lavigne's manager

Mmm. Doritos.

Top-slicing the Beeb: Clueless execs get busy

Smelling the Ovaltine, swirling down the drain

The Moderatrix: Exclusive boudoir snap

You've been a naughty, naughty commenter...

BOFH: The PFY's comeuppance

Episode 18 He got a bit zap-happy

Captain Cyborg creates human bat with Reg baseball cap

Ahem...

Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help

El Reg launches Agony Aunt service

IM represents 'new linguistic renaissance'

Teens flex their chat muscles

Welsh Darth Vader dodges jail

'The drink is strong in this one'

Son of 419 victim contacts El Reg

Dad taken for $70k, pondering suicide

Oz driver sticks seatbelt on slab of beer

Do I buckle up the tinnies, or the 5-year-old kid?

Kiwi airliners converted into giant iPod docks

'Your aircraft becomes an authorised Apple accessory'

Burma 'Gone with the Wind', suggests Telegraph

Cyclone orphans - the musical

ITV challenges Beeb for cheap innuendo crown

'Butt seized by terror police'

Mounties taser bed-ridden octagenarian

Knife-wielding old-timer in hospital shocker

Extreme porn, hard drives and election strain

Comments Phwoar, pass us some lethal skunk

Shareholder sees golf as AMD cure all

Better than a kick in the tail

Sick of JavaOne? - You will be

Suspected Norovirus stalks halls

Gordon Brown claims a Brit invented the iPod

Grosse Pointe, Surrey?

Government orders data retention by ISPs

Keep it for 12 months for the plods

NHS IT four years late and over budget

Outlook uncertain but expensive

SOCA says: We are hitting serious criminals

UK's FBI goes after crims, and their cash

NATO primes cyber defence centre in Estonia

All quiet on the Eastern front?

Neighbourhood Watch 2.0: Your tensions are being monitored

Blears unveils multi-agency snoop squad blueprint

Online ID checks to limit teen booze and knife purchases

Bill plans heavy fines for offending retailers

EU IT commissariat has lightbulb moment over green IT

Like watching your dad dance

Royal Navy warships could run on sunflower oil - if fresh

'Dammit, Number One, this fuel's gone mouldy'

MoD begins full UFO-files public release

Alien puppet regime starts coverup propaganda dump

Korean DMZ droids 'unfit for combat'

Fleshy troops hand tin soldiers a can of whup-ass

SOCA denies ditching crime boss hunt

Still seeking Mr Big

Becta asks EC to probe Microsoft school deals

Unfair licensing for non-interoperable products

Ofcom sharpens cutlasses for pirate radio assault

Internal docs expose plans for fines, surveillance

Taser rolls out taser-on-a-roll, new military zapbomb deal

Stunning new technology

Computer Misuse Act changes are delayed further

DoS attacks not criminal till October

Microsoft denies Zune copyright cop

Innovation '08 We play both sides of the IP fence

USAF Colonel goes on the offensive with botnet destroyer plan

Enemies reduced to 'hunks of metal and plastic'

British Gas sues Accenture

Ahh... they deserve each other

Taser gun usage soaring among UK cops

Proportion of actual shockings down, though

UK.gov solves pensioner crisis by wiring them up to the net

Poking oldsters to check they're still alive

Web cam images undo MacBook thieves

You've been iFramed

UK.gov torpedoes personal carbon credit plans

'Not a universally desirable outcome' - no, really?

Texas realizes Amazon is in Texas

Online Tax Squabble Part Deux

Regulator gets power to fine for data breaches

Who will be first to pony up?

FBI probe discovers counterfeit kit in US military networks

Operation Cisco Raider gets arrests

Bill Gates unveils interactive wallpaper

Predicts all walls will become touchscreens

LG and Samsung shake hands over LCDs

Pentax Optio V20 compact camera

Review Sweet and simple?

Wii controller lawsuit costs Nintendo $21m

Texas firms sues Nintendo, and wins!

Sharp claims record mobile fuel cell power density

Shrink it a bit, and it'll replace laptop batteries

Aliph shrinks, polishes bone-conduction Bluetooth headset

The new Jawbone

Samsung handset promises audio bliss

Hip Hop still won't sound any better though

PS3 update fails to fix Grand Theft Auto IV woes

But Sony has a solution, apparently

Triumph eco-bra brings Reg editors excuse to publish pants pic

Sony's Alpha 300 DSLR lands in UK

Jessops wins sales exclusivity

LG displays world's largest circular LCD

A massive 1.4in screen

Videogames cut physical violence levels, claims report

Take your anger out on a PS3

Asus' Atom-powered Eee PC spied on web

Elfin laptop gets curves

Slimmer Xbox 360 en-route?

Console company cuts the flab

Brennan JB7 Micro Jukebox

Review Sounds great, looks great

DisplayPort to do DVI to death, analyst claims

And HDMI to pass water on DisplayPort?

Intel: future iPhone to be Atom powered

ARM emulation in place, sort of - just waiting for the right chip?

Run your home from your car, says Panasonic

Turn the oven on from the motorway

Atari unveils Wii Fit rival

Console-based fitness

Samsung to demo next-gen, 240Hz LCD TV tech

OLED beater?

Sony: world PS3 sales pass 12.8m consoles

Sony not worried about Xbox 360

Giant Eee PC menaces London

Caught on camera

Supermarket goes hi-tech to stop kids buying booze and cigs

How old are you?

Domed projection screen promises immersive gaming

One to watch?

Asimo conducts symphony orchestra

Video Honda robot takes to the stage

Olympus mounts 10Mp DLSR challenge

DSLR range expanded

Gizmondo console revamp 'on track' for Q4 launch, claims boss

Only here for the Freer

Grand Theft Auto IV sales drop fails to shake title's pole position

UK sales more than halve

LapDome P***t Business laptop bag and shade

Review Now you can type and tan

Sony OLED TV longevity claim challenged

Quoted lifespan not realistic, claims analyst

USB 2.0 - or not?

Q&A

Japan's ciggie machines to sniff out buyer's age

All smoke and mirrors?

Man makes table-sized NES controller, complains about mug-marks

Don't spill your tea here

Cruciform MP3 player wins hearts of goths, god-rockers

Audio enlightenment

Apple to announce handheld games console at WWDC?

Comment 3G iPhone launch a decoy

Toshiba to mass-produce mobile-friendly fuel cells in 2009

Assault on batteries

LG KF700 slider phone

Review Triple-action, touch-screen handset

Optus named second Oz iPhone carrier

Multi-network sales approach confirmed

Apple to issue refunds for sparky, prematurely dying products

Canadian iPods and US power adapters get what's coming

Chinese boffins show off unbelievably tight ring

Golden monomolecular nano wedding-band is largest ever

Swiss birdman in Alpine backpack-jetp*** stunt flight

'I'm not married any more,' says fanatical air-head

European manned spaceflight plan proposed

Get into this cargo container, astronauts told

Scientists discover galaxy's youngest supernova

Victorian stellar explosion

Vatican star watcher says aliens may be out there

ET spiritus sancti

NASA bites nails over Phoenix landing

Lander's Red P***t encounter looms

Romanian and Turkish scientists turn circuit boards into oil

Biomess goes biomass

Heathrow 777 crash: Siberian cold to blame?

Probe into 'reduced fuel flow' considers possible freezing

Airbus revises A380 delivery schedule

Further delays

UK's tallest bovine soars to 6ft 6in

An awful lot of bullock

Weapons, oil prices driving worldwide atom ambitions

Join the Nuclear Club, get a nuclear club

Shuttle astronauts: Aliens are definitely out there

Haven't personally seen any - it's more of a feeling

MySpace fraudster indicted in teen's suicide

Cyber-bully 2.0

Rootkits on routers threat to be demoed

Updated Networks own3d

Apple okay with Safari 'carpet bombing' vuln for now

'Eh. Don't expect much from us'

Feds nab modern-day Bonnie and Clyde

'We rob banks. And PayPal.'

Botnet sics zombie soldiers on gimpy websites

More SQL injection insanity

Spammers open new front on social networking sites

Poked full of Viagra

Bulletproof quantum crypto dinged by implementation weakness

Trust but verify

MySpace wins record $230m judgement against spammers

'Spamford' Wallace hauled over the coals

Microsoft updates squash four critical bugs

Patch Tuesday calls for Windows and Office disinfectant

Debian fixes serious crypto bug

Locksmith overtime for sys admins

Lewis Hamilton and friend targeted in computer blackmail plot

Unwiped disc palaver

TJX credit card heist suspect, 2 others, accused of new scam

Dave and Busted

Researchers dig into x86 chips for stealthier rootkits

Hiding under the radar

DVD smut malware blights US forces in Iraq

A different kind of insurgency

Hacker posts personal details of 6m Chileans

I told you it was insecure

Set-top box modders sent to prison

Teach telly hackery, go directly to jail

Google Translate speaks in (more) tongues

Adds 10 new languages

Virtual Earth puts human face on data

Project Watch: Microsoft 2008 Lightweight programming, minus Google

New game site designed to make computers smarter

Or at least taggier

Adobe lands Sun Java rich-client CTO

Swings for Flex-based RIA

Billg bigs up SharePoint and Touch Wall

No future for keyboards though

'Major' Flash Player beta released

Build your own pixels

Making sense of Salesforce.com

Some software, some risk

Google kills Anonymous AdSense account

Exclusive How Scientology funded the anti-Scientology movement

Oracle substitutes previews for product

JDeveloper 11g - a work (still) in progress

Google trials Street View face-blurring tech

International anonymity for New Yorkers

Visual Studio update dents Silverlight development

Back to the time-shifting

Google and Facebook socialize world+dog

Having faces is not enough

Google Android winners shun publicity

No, I don't want to be your 'friend'

Windows Server 2008 bundles get first 'public' airing

Taking care of the little guy

Microsoft slams OEMs over XP SP3 install cock-up

Suffers serious image problem

MS whips lens cap off WorldWide Telescope

To reveal? The inexorable blackness of space

Back to the future: the Java client’s second go-round

Following the fads

Windows XP SP3 blame game begins

AMD feels the heat as Microsoft goes AWOL on fix

Hippies reclaim summer of code

Overthrow the soft-o-crats!