Rock Group goes titsup

Staff theft leads to cashflow problems

Fayrewood ends takeover talks

Time for a plan B

Best Buy eyes up Europe, buys into Carphone Warehouse

Paint it yellow

Creative to free Audigy Windows Vista compatibility app

And buyers to be refunded

Sage sees flat US market

But Europe helps boost first half

Nvidia paid the right amount for 3dfx, court affirms

Long-dead GPU brand exhumed, swiftly re-interred

BestBuy blasts into UK with Carphone Warehouse buy

Phone chain sells 50 per cent of retail business

Capgemini Q1 sinks on weak dollar, pound

Mid-atlantic low

Two arrested over piracy at computer fair

Goods valued at £1m seized

Intel delays next-gen integrated chipsets to fix video bug

Eaglelake to get Computex launch

Microsoft slings multiple sue balls at resellers

Claims customers were 'deceived'

Battery shortage leaves Compal forecast flat

Q2 power down

Intel and chums target 450mm wafer fabs

'It's only a tiny little thin one'

Orb opens iPhone for TV, video

Uncrippling the iPod

ITV fined millions for phone fraud

Unprecedented Ofcom smackdown

Apple out to recruit 3G-savvy iPhone field testers

Engineering posts offered in Oz, UK, Germany

Philips hops on 'iPhone killer' bandwagon

A sexy little number

Bournemouth floats UK's first 100Mbps sewer broadband network

Insert fibre/ Wii/ pipe/ download / backdoor/ flush/ log pun here

Comcast mulls overage fees for bandwidth lovers

250GB monthly cap

Chipzilla funds Sprint-Clearwire snog

One WiMAX to rule who knows how many

AT&T halts holidays during 3G iPhone launch window

'Exciting summer promotional launch', promises leaked memo

Mobile roaming in Europe: Have your say

Don't tell us, tell the EU

BT Fusion rises again

This time it's about data

Palm's 'Skywriter' smartphone spied on web?

Slab-like

Ofcom plays precog on tomorrow's wireless world

Nuke war, meteorite hit could disrupt your signal

Canadian toddler dies after VOIP 911 call

Ambulance dispatched to wrong city

ISP reporting network to pierce bandwidth smokescreens

Your broadband needs you

HTC’s Diamond iPhone rival unwrapped

But does it shine?

Motorola board faces down a hostile crowd

Pledges to be flexible and focused - at the same time

Google questions Verizon 'open network'

A closed door is not open

SplashPower splashes down in Fulton Innovation

Consolidating the drips for induction charging

Vodafone sews up iPhone distribution

Ten-country deal feeds Apple's world-domination plan

Deutsche Telekom mulls Sprint takeover

Transatlantic alphabet soup

AT&T giveth free Jesus Phone WiFi

And AT&T taketh away

FCC reveals biometric HTC handset

Documents uncover testing phase

Indian electronics firm has Moto device biz in its sights

Videocon fancies a bit

Oracle ignores BEA out of existence

JavaOne Tales of empire

Get your Windows Server Online training guides here

Cost-effective training for your systems analysts

Hitachi slips past Fujitsu with speedy 320GB laptop drive

7,200rpm, 2.5-inch drive out-firsts 'world's first'

Surprise, surprise: F5 is doing something

A storage de-dupe and network acceleration box

iPlayer to tart up Freesat

Beeb and ITV square up to Sky

Inventor of first practical transistor dead at 91

Bell Labs tolls for thee

AMD plans 12-core server chip for 2010

First 6-core offering due next year

NASA confirms manned mission to 10 Petaflops

'Our Xeon binge is named Pleiades'

Dell issues virtualization wonder box despite AMD

Veso happy to see the light of day

Ruckus kicks off over directional Wi-Fi

Netgear slapped with patent suit

Cisco hits lowered targets

Pessimism pays off

Citrix's XenDesktop can fly you to the moon

If you have a space shuttle

NASA ditches Itanic for new Xeon-based SGI giant

20,480 cores on the Moon

Intel wants to own the weather prediction business

Interview EVP Maloney in charge of 'Operation Kill Groundhog'

HP strokes web 2.0 with immense NAS

'Extreme' appliance for multi-petabytes

Rackspace flies storage on CloudFS

Tap into our data ether

Ex-Navy SEAL and nanny 'Otter' does bird over Broadcom

Kindergarten cop, shmindergarten shmop

How to destroy 60 hard drives an hour

Driller killer

Server theft knocks Peter Gabriel off the web

Raid on ISP's data centre

Sun's 'Project Copy Linux' goes commercial

Elasticated Amazon support, squared

Broadcom shrinks Ethernet switching gear to 65nm

Interop 2008 Smaller chips and green intentions

Sun stock goes degenerate dwarf

Not a stellar showing

Green data center threat level: Not green

IBM rolls out measuring tape, and researchers see red

Oracle sharpens axe for BEA layoffs

Four portals, two application servers, no future

Murdoch sees MySpace miss targets

Something about chickens and roosting

Yahoo! banks on the power of !

Must! Love! The! Reg!

Yahoo? We don't need no stinkin' Yahoo!

Gates says Microsoft can go it alone

QXL.co.uk shuts up shop

All bids are off

Yahoo! shareholders thump Yang in the fiduciaries

Detroit gets nasty

AMD now has 'more than allegations' against Intel

They totally [blank]ed our [blank]

IBM's Zeitler retires

For real. No euphemism

US court orders online advertiser to use 'negative keywords'

No Orion, Orion No

Microsoft walks away from Yahoo!

Yahoo! Google strategem pays no dividends

Microsoft and Yahoo! renew their marriage talks

Microhoo Ballmer expands dowry

DoJ beats up tech firm for H-1B only job ads

Small fine, humiliation by press release

Amazon sues New York over Amazon Tax

No respect for genius

Big Blue, Intel chat up little guys online

I'm feeling bored today - wanna buy some software?

Stamping on the spam or wading through it?

See what else is on the El Reg menu

MySpace revs profile transfer engine

Down with the walled garden

MEPs deny sports 'intellectual property' landgrab

Updated Own(ing) goals

Hollywood awarded $110m against TorrentSpy

Once beaten, twice fined

Sky plays the victim over Ofcom pay TV rights probe

Clinging on to Premiership and movies

BOFH: Shiny new computer room

Episode 17 What's the catch?

NZ bank robber stashes loot where the sun don't shine

'Bottom area' rustling gives game away

Texas graverobbers 'used skull to smoke dope'

Three cuffed over morbid tale

'Great tits cope well with warming'

BBC secures Headline of the Week

Why Microhoo! is like, so, totally dead

Blog 0.2 !!!!! and then, like, !!!!!!

I want a baby, coos broody Paris Hilton

Bless

Lithuanians whip out their WILI-S

Cheap innuendo heads for Wireless '08

Isabella Rossellini romps with praying mantis

NSFW Bizarre 'Green Porno' trailers hit YouTube

Boris Johnson bans boozing on London transport

Sobriety to reign from 1 June

Dope-crazed Canadians sledgehammer iPhone

Reefer madness

Air France pilot in white-knuckle near miss

Showing off to boy, shaken passengers claim

Freesat launches in UK

Many channels, more coming, but not much HD yet

Independent dubs El Reg lesbian

Biting the jub that feeds IT

Winehouse cans Bond theme project

'Not ready to record any music'

Franco robbed Sir Cliff of Eurovision win

Spanish dictator's 1968 vote-rigging outrage

Lesbian lesbians fight extreme porn law

Comments While hobbits have a stab at freetard lurve

Compulsory lobby register moves closer

EU Parliament calls for Book of Fat Lunch

Irish data protection chief in leaked report 'hack'

Updated Man bites watchdog

MPs say shared service sums 'don't add up'

Cabinet Office's claim 'flimsy'

Rowling ruling bolsters privacy chief's view of data protection

Auto-breach

Wanted: Americans to join Al Qaeda

Net is recruiting sergeant, senators warn

India and Belgium decry Chinese cyber attacks

Join the ranks

Ofcom lays out wireless roadmap

P***s, trains and automobiles

Lancashire plodcopters in laser dazzle outrage outbreak

Blind justice meted out to presentational-aid yob trio

Washington cops may be compelled to use gun-cams

GunTube shoot uploads to 'improve community relations'

Extreme porn bill gets final reading

Brace for dirty book burnings, smut amnesties

Home Secretary goes crazy on drugs... policy

Comment Cannabis abuse prompts irrational legislating

DARPA wants Matrix style virtual world for cybergeddon

To feature human 'replicants', time-machine mode

Jacqui Smith un-downgrades cannabis

And wants to ban pipes, bongs... Hendrix albums

Wikipedia goes to court to defend defamation immunity

It needs a win

Private sector saviours wanted for desperate ID scheme

Home Office chucks in the cards?

What did happen to all those London mayoral votes?

We observe the election count

White House admits non-existent email backups

'We can restore without backup'

DHS grilled over uber secret cybersecurity plans

Too much confusion, senators say

Cops demand more time in marathon OiNK investigation

BitTorrent admin probe continues

Top cop brands CCTV a 'fiasco'

No deterrent, no good as evidence

Interpol publishes pic of another suspected child abuser

Operation IDent

'Mad Scientist' developing powered suits for US military

Will dominate everywhere within reach of a power socket

Police go slow with encryption key terror powers

Is the threat enough?

Lords linger over extreme porn definition

What's the meaning of 'obscene'?

FISA warrants on a roll - but who needs a warrant?

Comment A toast to Dick

MSI's 10in Eee PC rival priced up in UK

Let battle commence

Iubi Blue personal media player

Review Not a bad box of tricks

Toshiba to ship laptops with Cell-based GPUs this year

And putting PS3 processor into TVs in 2009

Phone-theft hotspots named and shamed

Cambridge boozers top of the list

Local mag claims Aussie Eee PC buyers will pay extra for Linux

'Generous' Microsoft charging less for Windows XP?

Microsoft orders 65nm Xbox 360 graphics chip

'Jasper' to break Red Ring of Death?

Should I buy a USB HSDPA modem?

Q&A Q&A

What do you think of Apple's Time Capsule?

Q&A Q&A

MSI releases £235 desktop Eee PC rival ahead of Asus

Ready for Linux

Carphone Warehouse, O2 to continue to offer 16GB iPhone

Still demand for it

Id Dooms gamers to new shoot-'em-up sequel

Dive into the melee. Deploy superior firepower. Endure

Samsung slips out skinny phone

Pocket friendly

TomTom plots UK flagship satnav range

Mirror, signal, satnav

Peekaboo pledges pole-dance kit for Wii

Will do for pole-dancing what Guitar Hero did for rock'n'roll

T-Mobile takes a shine to HTC's Diamond

MDA Compact IV launched

Japan to tax MP3 players

Price hike to compensate copyright holders

Panasonic Lumix DMC-FS20 compact camera

Review Dark horse delivers decent digital camera

Sony details PS3 DVR pricing, launch date

PlayTV incoming

Canon gets a handle on portable printing - literally

Print on the run

Grand Theft Auto IV misses week one million sales mark

But still shatters records for Xbox 360 and PS3 sales

Sony launches 'Freeview HD'-ready LCD TV line

Future proof

Ofcom confirms Freeview will get HD next year

Depending on where you live

Americans offered smart footwear

Do they have souls?

Microsoft rebuts Blu-ray Xbox 360 rumours - again

Blu-ray? US? Never!

Sony Ericsson Z770i mobile phone

Review Waving the flag for flip-phones

Sony demos 'commercial design' fuel cell for mobiles

Ready for prime time?

Apple tops tech support success poll

But HP support 'inferior', says Consumers Union

Grand Theft Auto 4 maker sues Chicago transport chiefs

Game ads pulled, free speech rights violated. Apparently

Alienware ships 'most powerful' 15in laptop to Brits

Extreme 'Penryn', GeForce 8800 GTX on board

Carphone Warehouse cleared out of 8GB iPhones

16GB version gone too

EDF circles British nuclear powerplant sites

Buys farmland to secure juice futures

Blighty to become old-time Inundation Nation

Floods are the new terrorism, says expert

US boffins puff off 'living nose on a chip' tech

Stink feared over Smelltard digi-nostril bootlegs

Scientists create Chewbotca robot muncher

Om nom nom nom 2.0

Defra steps up probe into honeybee wipeout

UK hives hit hard

NASA invites you to travel to the Moon

Well, your name at least

Added green burden could ground flying cars for good

Analysis Get off my flying car, hippies!

I Was A Teenage Bot Master

Exclusive The Confessions of SoBe Owns

Facebook agrees to child-safety measures

Reining in Web 2.0 predators

Interpol appeal unmasks US actor as child abuse suspect

Operation IDent-ification

Renault F1 comp site spills entrants' details

You will never break the chain

HSBC in further data loss

Stolen Hong Kong server contained data on 159K

Firefox language pack provides adware back-door

Ho Chi Hack trail

Rare SCADA bug poses power plant risk

Wonderware scare

FBI withdraws secret Internet Archive probe

Abuse of power alleged

Rogue MP3 Trojan streaks across P2P networks

Worst viral outbreak in three years

Peter Gabriel's website is back

Womad is safe...

MS UK kills mystery 'Live to Code' site

Misconfigured marketing offshoot pulled

Google launches security group for open source

oCERT to make the world safe for GPL

Yahoo! greenlights search security warnings

Beta tests McAfee SiteAdvisor

Cybercrims dump swag on open botnet server

Health data found on hacker data dump

Office 2007 SP1 goes automatic for the people

'Huddled masses yearning to breathe free'

Britannica opens kimono, reveals widgets

Free access for bloggers

Salesforce boss Benioff pushes cloud

Pours scorn on Microsoft, bear hugs Sir Stelios

OpenOffice.org 3 beta lands

Flex your fingers

Embarcadero snaps up Borland's CodeGear for $23m

Resources for courses

Unicaresoft loses MSNLock case against Microsoft

David and Goliath

Opera Dragonfly emerges from pupa

Debug tool aims to metamorphise web development

SAP don't want to get SaaSy afterall

We never said we would...

Windows XP SP3 leaps into the tubes

Second verse, same as the first

Sun's JavaFX to hoover-up user data

JavaOne Spirit of McNealy lives

Sun juggles love of code with need for cash

CommunityOne Don't attack us... attack them!

Hyundai and Kia's latest pitch to US drivers - Windows

Microsoft's exclusive with Ford finishes soon

Read, test, don't repeat - how to avoid code complexity

Book extract, part four Emergent Design: Lessons from Y2K

Sun looks beyond MARS for NetBeans scripting

Pry vi from my cold, dead hands

Open source software is murder

Radio Reg Just ask Oracle, Sun and Microsoft

Apple update trick triples Safari share

The fruits of subterfuge