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Education World Humor Newsletter Volume 7, Issue 19
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Volume 7, Issue 19 ***************************************************************************
BORAMA: Ms. Hinton is a formidable opponent, a great fighter for the rights of sixth graders and other downtrodden peoples, but she's only pandering to the lowest common denominator when she suggests that we can improve school lunch quality without paying a price. HINTON: "Lowest common denominator?" Who IS this Borama guy, is he really Mr. Bernecky, the advanced-math teacher, in disguise? Besides, what does "formidable" mean? I'm just a regular gal who didn't do all that good in English, just like you, the middle school voter. BORAMA: Ms. Hinton seems to be forgetting that she's been in honors classes throughout her middle school career. She knows what "formidable" means. HINTON: But I went steady with Bill "Bubba" Blythe, and he's a regular guy! Just the other day he was laughing so hard that milk came out of his nose at lunch. It was hilarious! Everybody loves Bubba! BORAMA: That is irrelevant. HINTON: No it's not. BORAMA: Is too. HINTON: Is not. BORAMA: Is too. HINTON: Is not. In fact, I don't even know what "irrelevant" means. BORAMA: You do too. HINTON: I do not. BORAMA: You do too. HINTON: I do not. BORAMA: Wait a minute! Let's get back to the issues. HINTON: Okay. Mr. Borama, smarty-pants. What about that guidance counselor YOU were always going to last year? Haramiah Hight? He said that he hated Jefferson Lincoln King Einstein Middle School with all his heart! BORAMA: He did not! HINTON: Did too! BORAMA: Well, if he did say that, I'm against it! He's not even around here anymore! HINTON: Hight Hight Hight Hight Hight Hight … BORAMA: STOP IT! Let's get back to the issues! HINTON: What issues? BORAMA: Are you kidding? The building is falling apart, the school lunches are poison, the elite clique gets all the attention, the teachers are getting laid off, the books are outdated, the computers don't work … HINTON: Hight Hight Hight Hight … BORAMA: Shut up! HINTON: Look at him! He is victimizing me because I am a young woman! BORAMA: "Victimizing?" That's an SAT word! HINTON: Is not. BORAMA: Is too. HINTON: Is not. BORAMA: Okay, PSAT. HINTON: That's your problem, Aback. You're too quick to compromise. We need a tough fighter in this office. A person who never gives up. Even when Bubba starts going out with that stupid sixth grader, Omicka. I never gave up. I gave Bill Kit Kat bars and won him back! That’s the kind of student body president I'm going to be! BORAMA: You're going to give out Kit Kat bars? Those are so fattening and unhealthy! Will the kids even eat them? THE CROWD: YES WE WILL. YES WE WILL. YES WE WILL.
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