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The Onion Daily Dispatch - 30 April 2008
Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey
LA ROCHELLE, FRANCE—"You just have to go with the flow," said the epic hero, who navigated and survived the 3,012 nautical mile journey with nonchalance and snacks.
In Brief
WEDNESDAY 04/30/08
American Voices
Dean: One Candidate Must Quit
"Shouldn't be a problem. The
Clintons have always bowed out gracefully."
Stock Watch
Stock prices for the stationery maker surged on Monday with the news that superstar mathematician John Nash just signed a $90 million deal to endorse their new Angle Nash protractors.
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