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Jokes By Kids
Clean, Funny Jokes by Kids, for Kids

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From Madeline, age 8, Australia

Why does the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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From Reilly, age 12, Millbrook, New York

What do Martians who use the Metric System say?
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From Reilly, age 12, Millbrook, New York

My friend walked into the room. I asked why her nose was so red and puffy. She said, "I stopped to smell a brose," and I said, "There's not a "b" in rose."
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From RaeAnn, age 11, Oklahoma, USA

What do you call a fish without an eye?
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From Abdurrafae Abdul Ghani Serang, age 12, India, Mumbai

Name the witch who lives in the desert...
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From Wilfred, age 10, Stebbins, Alaska

Why was the obtuse angle ugly?
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From Frank, age 11, Canada

What happens when you make fun of someone short?
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From Emirah, age 8, Putrajaya, Malaysia

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news. Man: Well, give me the really bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
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See ya on the Net,
Barbara J. Feldman
Surfnetkids.com, 991C Lomas Santa Fe Drive #415, Solana Beach, CA 92075, USA





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