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THIS WEEK'S SHOW

Kustbandet
Jearlyn Steele
April 26, 2008

This week on A Prairie Home Companion, we'll bring you a live performance from the Summit Arena in Hot Springs, Arkansas. With special guests, Nashville's honky-tonk hellions BR5-49, and gospel grandmaster Jearlyn Steele. Also with us, the Royal Academy of Radio Actors: Tim Russell, Sue Scott, and Fred Newman, The News from Lake Wobegon, and much more. Tune in this Saturday for an all new episode of A Prairie Home Companion.



BED OF ROSES SONNET CONTEST

The Sleep Number Bed of Roses contest has drawn to a close, with Marydel Rosenfield winning the first prize — from Select Comfort — will be a Sleep Number queen-size bed along with three dozen roses — a bed of roses delivered to her door — a source of untold joy, not to mention untold sleep.

Bed of Roses Love Sonnet Contest Finalists



SELF PUBLISHING

Dear Mr. Keillor,
I was just wondering what your thoughts were about self publishing books. Do you think it's a good idea for someone that wants to really become a writer, or should they stay the course and continue to query agents in hopes of one day being picked up by an agent?

Thanks!
Tony G.
Harker Heights TX

Self-deception is the occupational hazard among writers. It's awfully hard to look at our own work objectively and so we might be filled with loathing for something that's actually worthwhile. Or we might be in love with something that is practically unreadable. We look at it and see what we intended it to be and not what's there. And so we send the work to a disinterested party, somebody unrelated to us, somebody who can easily say no, and we hope for their good opinion. We're asking them to invest money in us, and money serves to focus their attention. They're on the line. When you publish yourself, you're skipping some of these steps and taking a big risk with your own money. I've seen so few self-published books that were worth anyone's time. "Vanity publishing" is a pretty accurate term for them. The authors believed in their own genius to the point that they dispensed with the services of an editor, and it shows. Having said that, though, I must confess that I am planning to publish myself this summer: a collection of sonnets and also a collection of newspaper columns. Good luck to you, whatever you do.

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Your Invitation to Lake Wobegon

SCHEDULE/TICKETS

If you would like to see A Prairie Home Companion live, here is your chance! On April 26, we head south to Hot Springs, Arkansas, then turn right around and go north to Bangor, Maine, for a show on May 3. By May 10, we're back in the Midwest — this time in Milwaukee. On May 23 and 24, we're on the stage of the Filene Center at Wolf Trap National Park, Vienna, Virginia. We end the month with a May 31st show from the Pan American Center on the campus of New Mexico State University in Las Cruces.

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD JOKE

PRETTY GOOD JOKES



A diner in a restaurant was furious that his steak was too rare. "Waiter," he barked, "didn't you hear me when I said 'well done'?"

"I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I don't often get compliments."

This joke was sent in by Tom R. of Milwaukee, Wisconsin Thanks Tom!

THE NEWS FROM LAKE WOBEGON PODCAST

Listen to The News from Lake Wobegon wherever and whenever you want. We're pleased to announce GK's signature monologue is now available as a free podcast, updated every Monday.

HOME IS A FLEETING THING

The View From Mrs. Sundberg's Window

April 21, 2008

Listened to the show Saturday and it was not bad. It's nice to have a two-hour stretch where I can let go of everything and simply tune in. There's so much happening lately. Mr. Sundberg's calendar is packed for the next few weeks so he's been in and out, and Spring showed up and—BOOM—there's baseball and softball and the spring play and practices for the kids, then concerts and games and a woman needs to find a bit of peace. Just a stretch of calm. Some days I simply want to stay home and just be...

THE OLD SCOUT

A Column by Garrison Keillor

April 15, 2008

I flew to New York on the day spring arrived and all along 90th Street a lovely blue flower called Pushkinia blossomed which is named for the poet who, according to Russians, cannot be translated into English, but Tchaikovsky made a gorgeous opera of "Eugene Onegin," which is some consolation, and then there is the flower…



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Pretty Good Jokes
Never Better: Stories from Lake Wobegon Relive all the glory of past joke shows with our selection of pretty good merchandise. A selection of joke books and CDs containing every morsel of comedy from most of our (in)famous Joke Shows. Hundreds of snickers, howlers, one-liners, and groaners, audience-tested and certified Pretty Good.
English Majors
Never Better: Stories from Lake WobegonScripts and bits from A Prairie Home Companion celebrate the secret society of men and women who possess excellent spelling and punctuation skills. (You know who you are.) Selections include "The Six-Minute Hamlet," a tribute to Emily Dickinson, a Guy Noir adventure that exposes an MFA scam, a riveting "Professional Organization of English Majors" drama, and guests Billy Collins, Robert Bly, Roy Blount Jr., and Calvin Trillin.

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Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon
Never Better: Stories from Lake Wobegon In Lake Wobegon lives a good Lutheran lady who is quite prepared to die and wishes to be cremated and her ashes placed inside a bowling ball and dropped into the lake, no prayers, no hymns, thank you very much. Meanwhile, the Detmer girl returns from California where she has made a killing in veterinary aromatherapy to marry her boyfriend Brent aboard Wally's pontoon boat, presided over by her minister, Misty Naylor of the Sisterhood of the Sacred Spirit. Brent arrives on Thursday. On Saturday, a delegation of renegade Lutheran pastors from Denmark come to town on their tour of America, their punishment for having denied the divinity of Jesus. And Barbara Peterson, whose mother, Evelyn, left the startling note about cremation and the bowling ball, is in love with a lovely fat man who slips around town in the dim light and reconnoiters with her at the Romeo Motel.
A Prairie Home Companion: the DVD
Prairie Home Companion the Movie: On DVDLegendary director Robert Altman's take on Garrison Keillor's show boasts a dream cast, terrific music, and a story that tugs at the heartstrings. Keillor, Meryl Streep, Lindsay Lohan, Lily Tomlin, Woody Harrelson, John C. Reilly, Kevin Kline, Virginia Madsen, and Tommy Lee Jones star in a film about the final broadcast of America's most celebrated radio show. (Don't worry; it's only a movie.)

"What a lovely film this is, so gentle and whimsical, so simple and profound" —Roger Ebert.

"A great gang of stars having a great time, brilliantly directed by Robert Altman" —Larry King.
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When I Get Home: Songs
When I Get Home: Songs Prairie Home Companion listeners are frequently treated to a song. Sometimes to a familiar tune, sometimes to original music—with words by Garrison Keillor. In them, he sings of home, love, friendship, family, faith, or just plain fun. These sixteen songs, specially recorded for this collection, are some of his best.

A Prairie Home DVD Collection
Prairie Home DVD CollectionThis 3 DVD set features classic A Prairie Home Companion broadcasts includes special guests Emmylou Harris, Vince Gill, Leo Kottke, Doc Watson, Bobby McFerrin, The Everly Brothers, Taj Mahal, and Robin and Linda Williams. Music abounds, as do jokes, skits, and "The News from Lake Wobegon."

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