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The Onion Daily Dispatch - 21 April 2008
New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life
WASHINGTON—Pentagon sources say that when the gas is inhaled, the enemy will retreat to his bedroom, lock the door, and muse on the fragility of human existence.
Our Dumb World
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Once a great and sprawling protectorate, where white settlers lived peacefully off the profits of the land, took only what was needed for complete...
Opinion
That Professor Lasky From Saved By The Bell: The College Years Was A Real Jerk
By Andrew T. Varenhorst
Let me begin by saying that I'm not one to start trouble or talk bad about someone behind their back. But I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and there's something I just need to get off...
MONDAY 04/21/08
American Voices
Poll: McCain Getting Even
"The American people are getting
harder and harder to predict when they start wanting a white man for president."
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