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Education World Humor Newsletter Volume 7, Issue 15
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Volume 7, Issue 15 *************************************************************************** Here's a note from Bart regarding these jokes: "I used all my GOOD jokes for the book, so I'm fresh out! But if you have a joke you think is good (or bad) enough to share with others, send it to me at kingbart@comcast.net, and maybe it will show up here!" You'll notice a few of these jokes are credited to Bart's readers! Q: There is a man named Mr. Bigger. He has a baby son. Which one is bigger, Mr. Bigger or his baby? Q: What one word can you make from these words: “new door”? A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, “Do you keep widdle wabbits here?” Did you hear about the girl who accidentally ran into the screen door? She strained herself. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police arrived, they asked the snail to describe what had happened. The manager of a coffee bar was waiting on customers when a small angry-looking man came to the front of the line. A little five-year-old girl is in kindergarten. She is nice and proper in her uniform. from Greg Harrison There are two muffins in an oven, and one muffin says to the other muffin, "Man, it's getting hot in here!" from Linda Breymeyer A man was on an airp*** 20,000 feet in the air. Bags of nuts were being handed out. The man opened his bag and took a nut out. from David Fritz *************************************************************************** THE BIG BOOK OF BOY STUFF 
There's this boy. Let's say he's somewhere between nine and thirteen years old or so. You'd like to see this kid get creative. You'd like to see him get some exercise. You'd like to see him get out from in front of the television. And you'd love for him to be motivated enough to find some stuff to do on his own. This boy NEEDS The Big Book of Boy Stuff! The Big Book of Boy Stuff has all the important information that boys just have to know. Collected here for the first time in one place, it holds the answers to these timeless questions: What do I do if I get a bean stuck up my nose? How can I make lightning without killing myself? Where can I find new practical jokes to play on my friends and family? How can I make a rocket?
THE BIG BOOK OF GIRL STUFF
THE POCKET GUIDE TO MISCHIEF 
The greatest leaders and geniuses in history were mischief makers. They were the brave women who looked at how unfair the world was and said, "I can do better than that." They were the stalwart men who saw stupidity and asked, "Why do we have to do it that way?" And they were the delightful children who ganged up on the neighborhood bully and hit him with wet noodles until he said, "Uncle!"
Yes, history's mischief makers had the courage to point out that things like slavery, global warming, and turtleneck sweaters are bad. And they also pulled off some of the greatest hoaxes and practical jokes of all time. Their achievements include the Boston Tea Party, the "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast of 1938, and the Cheese Whiz Disaster of 2008. In honor of them, we introduce The Pocket Guide to Mischief, the perfect addition to any prankster's collection, as well as a fun-filled how-to for the budding troublemaker in all of us.
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