Channel News

• World's slimmest 256GB SSD unveiled

  Lose pounds, not gigabytes

• Attackers hose down Microsoft's Jet DB Engine

  Cabbages decided no patch needed

• Laptop vendors burned in battery plant blaze

  HP, Dell and Asus struggle to plug supply hole

• Microsoft tries to talk its way into VoIP

  What's that? Speak up

Comms News

• WiMAX has 'failed miserably'

  Aussie pokes WiMAX bubble

• Premium rate watchdog primes 'Miss Bimbo' probe

  PhonepayPlus thinks of the children

• Domain hijackers forced to return numeric names

  007.nl is taken

• Motorola cuts off gangrenous right arm

  Mobile division left to fend for itself

• Ofcom hits green on in-flight calling

  EU price caps won't apply 3km up

• Teachers crucified by coughing pupils

  I'm Spartacus. No, I'm Spartacus

• The Guardian ditches Phorm

  Updated Newspaper dumps its data pimping Valentine

• Mobile snap murderer jailed for life

  'Gross levels of depravity', says sentencing judge

Hardware News

• IBM's cloud computer drifts over Georgia and Ohio

  Future of admin sanity at stake

• Sun's chip boss fertilizes budding Juniper branch

  David Yen enters the bush

• Atrato unveils super fast SAID storage unit

  Cleans up after itself

• Parallels pads hosting play with ModernGigabyte buy

  AntiqueGigabyte already taken

• Four 1TB hard drives on test

  Round-up A quartet of desktop drives compared

Management News

• Citigroup jacks up Yahoo! rating

  And social networking gets open API

• Reg readers want to work for Google

  Reg Technology Panel Salary survey results are in

• Big cheeses rolled into Vista-Incapable lawsuit

  Intel, Dell, IBM, HP, Wal-Mart etcetera etcetera

Music and Media News

• Kids brought up by technology not parents, quango claims

  Robaux pairs, anyone?

Odds and Sods News

Public Sector News

• BAA grounds Heathrow T5 fingerprinting system

  Data protection forces 11th hour climbdown

• Boeing faces jumbo problem over US aerial raygun fleet

  Airbus A380s with frikkin' lasers on them?

• Bladerunner and biometrics: Heathrow T5 unveiled

  No bag or being knowingly under-scanned

• Army says farewell to UK's 'bugger-off' airbag drone

  Droid suicide flotilla wiped itself out in 7 years

• UK.gov urged to adopt web-friendly legislation format

  'We can't let you parse XML, Dave Cameron'

• BAA boots Vulture from T5 frequent flyer club

  You are not suitable - step this way please

• Pork and politics energise the biofuel delusion

  Comment Costly, counter-productive, eats all your food. What's not to like?

Reg Hardware News

• Asus admits big global Eee supply-demand imbalance

  Only 30 per cent of customers able to buy one

• Keyboard PC design recalls Amiga era

  All-in-one

• Samsung shifts 22-vibrate-mode handset

  Throbbing technology with lots of useful applications

• Seagate CEO flips patent finger at SSD makers

  But now's not the time for lawsuits, apparently

• Ahoy! What's the best in-boat TV streaming system?

  Q&A

Science News

• Canadians go out clubbing

  Annual seal cull provokes annual protests

• UK's biggest meteorite impact rocked Scotland

  Prehistoric Ullapool enjoyed 'quite a show'

• Laser designated step'n'fetch wrinkle-robutler shown

  In-home pachyderm tech enters grey lifestyle sector

• Virgin taps Boeing for 787 compensation

  Rattles tin over Dreamliner delays

Software News

• Apple forbids Windows users from installing Safari for Windows

  First they mock web security. Then EULAs