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Volume 7, Issue 7
February 21, 2008

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EDUCATION WORLD PREMIERE HUMOR
REGULAR JOKES ***************************************************************************

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how *I* spell it!

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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EDUCATION WORLD PREMIERE HUMOR
POET'S CORONER
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The Jokes They Send Me
by Forrest Stone

People know what biz I'm in
It's the one with class- and lunch-room din
So though their sound may be like tin
I find jokes in the box called "In."

If you got ten dollars from ten folks
What would you have? A new bike with bright spokes!
Why does history repeat itself? (If I had a dime
For every joke like this) because we don't listen the first time!

I kept a file that made my hard drive swell
I had to buy two new computers from Dell
To keep all the teacher jokes that people tell
Like the ones about the crack in the Liberty Bell

A fine point in a joke? Folks would call to debate it.
A joke not recalled? Folks want me to relate it.
A special joke: Could you electro-plate it?
I now tell people that my dog ate it.

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