John Clare surprised at DSG raids

Shocked, horrified...

Dimension Data to fill its H1 boots

'Favourable' outlook

Nokia parades recycled handset

The phone that's rubbish

Indian IT sector will employ 2m by end of 2008

Still running like a train

Morse shrugs off market uncertainty

Meets H1 expectations, confident on second half

Dell goes on EMEA channel deoffensive

Promises pricing harmony

BSA sinks teeth into US dentists and door makers

Companies pay $172,000 over unlicensed software claims

The death of the mobile phone tower?

Mobile World Congress Eaten by pregnant lamppost

Google cheers anti-Comcast legislation

'Power to the people. And us.'

Google beats bugs from Android

Wot Apple, no SDK?

The future of the SIM hangs by a single wire

Mobile World Congress 20 years young and past its prime?

Sony Ericsson: why we chose Windows

Mobile World Congress America calling

Comcast cops to BitTorrent busting

Eight months later

Microsoft ready to play with PlayReady

Mobile World Congress All your media are etc....

LG's mystery Communicator - what's it like?

Camping World Congress Attention: Cargo Cults!

System upgrade to blame for BlackBerry outage

Haven't we heard that before?

Rogers wraps 'unlimited' mobile browsing in small print

The True North not so free

Google won't support you - Symbian

Caravan World Congress Not paranoid about Android

Wind River claims Android 'first'

Mobile World Congress Mobile rivals compete for Texas

Yahoo! debuts! mobile! creepware!

Camping World Congress The Hive Mind Sees All

Trolltech delivers Qt WebKit

Mobile World Congress Web beautification for mobile

Vodafone CEO finds wireless too complicated

Mobile World Congress Why can't things be more simple like when I were a lad?

T-Mobile and Orange hook up video trial

Mobile World Congress Londoners to get mobile video, Reding to get annoyed

iPhone-friendly mobile digital telly tuner demo'd

Mobile World Congress DVB-H retransmitted over Wi-Fi

LG quietly launches KT610 Symbian smartphone

Mobile World Congress VGA screen and Qwerty keypad, anyone?

BlackBerry takes Monday afternoon off

Second outage in a year

Chinese smartphone imitates sincerely flatters Palm Centro

Mobile World Congress Qwert keyboard offered as standard

Hands on with the blingest flagship phones

Mobile World Congress Haptic feedback - it's the new herpes

Microsoft acquires Sidekick designer

Flirts with Danger, then goes the whole way

Moto and Nortel talk wireless merger

Will you be my valentine enormous wireless infrastructure partner?

NEC lets Sadville residents call the real world

Mobile World Congress 'Get me out of here'

O2 plans commercial femtocells for 2009

Mobile World Congress Intelligent radios allow for stupid users

Reding sets 1 July deadline for data roaming charge cuts

Mobile World Congress Operators say operators should set prices

Microsoft takes a back seat as Orange goes for the eyes

Mobile World Congress Battle lines drawn in the fight for mobile screen

Samsung takes touchphone fight to LG, Apple

Mobile World Congress Prada? Schmada

More videogames to face censor scrutiny

Byron Review wants to bubble-wrap kids, ISPs

Mobile operators team up against child abuse

Access denied

Sony Ericsson unveils Cyber-shot and Walkman trio

Mobile World Congress Music or photos, your choice

Novatel Wireless Ovation MC950D USB HSUPA modem

Review Mobile broadband in stick form

Sony Ericsson goes Windows Mobile with Xperia X1 'arc slider'

Mobile World Congress Taking on Nokia's Communicators

Bluetooth body confirms Wi-Fi 'hijack' plan

Mobile World Congress 802.11 to speed Bluetooth transmissions

Chinese supplier lets buyers design their own handsets

Make your ZZZPhone to order

Comcast: Our BitTorrent busting is 'best in class'

FCC probe? What FCC probe?

Chip heads drive Linux mobile challenge

Apple and Microsoft share foe

Perens: 'Badgeware' threat to open source's next decade

10th birthday interview Je ne regrette rien - kinda

SGI tears up couch to buy Linux Networx assets

Cluster fluster

Lite-On factory fire threatens PC monitor biz

Dell, HP and Lenovo may get burned

NetApp blames tightwad bankers for lower forecast

Choppy waters ahead in Q4

3Com deal back on track after Bain agrees concessions

Reaching the TippingPoint

Dell in datacenter-servicing three-way

New program inspects your hardware

Sun will have data centers after all

Ignore our overzealous blogger

HP latches onto Qualcomm's Gobi chipset

Mobile World Congress We don't need no stinking Wi-Fi

Cash-burning Montalvo tapes out Silverthorne rival

Is Nvidia the SugarDaddyForMe?

Champion of competitive CAT-5 untangling is crowned

Great sport, or greatest sport?

Sun's UltraSPARC T2 goes flame-retardant

Netra: Now with 64 threads

IBM updates oh-so-much storage gear

Big switch, array, disks, and birthday surprises

Portly HP fires up double-wide Itanium blade

Four-sockets 'O Fun

NetApp SnapManager blows VMware a virtual kiss

Takes de-dupe to primary storage gear

SaaSy Dell 2.0 buys MessageOne for $155m

Dell on Dell on Dell on Dell

Sun nabs innotek's 20MB of open source, virtualized goodness

I believe you have my stapler

Intel and Dixons raided by Competition Commission

Anti-trust allegations

Citrix gets around to XenServer update

Missing Symantec love and price war

Hitachi shrinks VTL bundles for mid-size folk

In SMB de-duper stupor

Canonical scoops up KVM for Ubuntu virtualisation

Hardy Heron flies against the tide

Hyper-V in Server 2008 RTM doesn't like non-US locales

Bad traveling companion

BitMicro gives 1.6TB SSDs some SCSI lovin'

Military disks: Get in da choppa!

New Mexico bets future on promiscuous supercomputer

Tap our big box

Yahoo! launches! flat!-!-rate! web! hosting!

'Unlimited' bandwidth. Heavy on the ''

Prince Opteron unloads on AMD, Intel and the future of memory

Radio Reg Fred Weber removes stealth shield

Rebit: This is your grandmother's data backup

Simplicity has a price

WARF raiders slap Intel with Core patent suit

Wisconsin silicon heads

Dell 'committed' to AMD despite consumer kit shift to retail

Intel-only Inspirons online for now, almost

Tiscali and BPI go to war over 'three strikes' payments

Exclusive Filesharing shambles revealed as 'deal' collapses

5,000 NHS records vanish with latest lost laptop

Wonder why they ever called them NHS Trusts...

Pr0n baron challenges Google and Yahoo! to build better child locks

'This is not about First Amendment rights, it is about protecting children'

SCO bags $100m to fight another day

The company that refused to die

Legal attack dogs chase software pirates from eBay

Bounty program paying off

Human rights group pleads for condemned Saudi 'witch'

'Beaten, denied a fair trial, sentenced to death'

Microsoft swoops into schools to teach P2P morality

Down with the kids

HP pays off reporters it spied on

Lawsuits still pending

HMRC gets Airwave comms network

He's just getting off the carousel, over

Rendition lawsuit against Boeing subsidiary tossed

Loyal Bushies rejoice

Murdoch could save Yahoo! from Microsoft!

!!!!! You ain't digging into my space, Monkeyboy

EU waves through downloads tax reform (in 2015)

Take that, Luxembourg!

EU menaces migrants with border biometrics, dragnets

Want to become a European? Tough

Students win appeal against cyberjihad convictions

'Thought crime' verdict overturned

Government wants every English child on 'secure' database

Cos they know all about 'secure' databases...

HMRC self-assessment online gets awards nod

Steps up for gong, trips on way down

NHS Direct launches text message service

MY LFT RM IS TNGLNG

Murdoch taps HP boss for News Corp boardroom

Ink-stained veterans join hands

EU to share data with Japan in anti-piracy deal

'Cooperation is indispensable'

How believable are government claims on ID cards?

Home Office research reveals all

Amazon pooh-poohs (ingenious) New York net tax plan

Affiliates get physical

London Congestion Charge becomes CO₂ tax

Red Green Ken makes bid for recycled lentil votes

P2P uploader hoaxes leading BitTorrent blog

2 + 2 = 10 for Torrentfreak

ISPs demand record biz pays up if cut-off P2P users sue

Money meets mouth on file-sharing legislation threats

Calls to ban hoodie-busting sonic weapon

Campaigners tell Mosquito to 'buzz off'

Consumers warned on data loss compensation packs

'Little chance for success'

Microsoft rejects Yahoo! rejection

You ungrateful 'unfortunates'

EU squeals over US pre-flight personal data grab

Invasive DHS system just like the one we're building, apparently

Oil rig dream bomb taxpayer bill 'astronomical'

Security costs

Yahoo! formally! rejects! Microsoft! offer!

!!!!! Battle begins!

eBayer invites buyers to rip him off

Sony laptop punted to scammers worldwide

Suicide bomb swoop bags Musharraf's merry men

Entirely innocent supporters deported anyway

Alcatel-Lucent reports write-off headache

Costly woes continue

Police bugging of lawyer visits might see flood of appeals

Bugging carried out 'nationwide'

OFT mulls Egg probe

Insert oeuful egg pun here...

Small biz faces bumpy ride as orders dip

CBI's stormy outlook

Brazilian cleaner spots security hole in Heathrow e-borders

Steve McQueen fan, clearly...

Yahoo! to! reject! Microsoft! offer!

It's a steal

Flanagan reads riot act on police IT

Take him down the cells. But I just closed Excel, sarge

EFF and chums sue Feds over border laptop inspections

Throws Freedom of Information book at 'em

MS woos Yahoo!, bugging investigated and fraud costs skyrocket

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Google in mass 404 land grab

'Don't squat on us, but we'll squat on you'

Legal, major label DRM-free MP3s hit UK (at last)

Play.com gets the mainstream jump on Apple and Amazon

GCap reaches for DAB off switch

Cans digital-only radio format

Wheels come off Paris Hilton movie vehicle

The Hottie and the Nottie crashes and burns

Enraged vegan spitroasts Reg hack

FoTW Nasty case of irony deficiency

Jane Fonda c-word slip shocks US

NBC apologises for Today outrage

Five set to resurrect Minder

I could be so good for yooo-ooo...

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

Star Trek XI release knocked back to 2009

No Xmas joy for expectant Trekkies

Suicidal moose descends on Alaska

'Moose can fly. Just not very well'

Internet s&x auction ends in pregnancy, legal feud

Not the sort of seller feedback you'd expect

FBI issues prosthetic pregnant belly bomb alert

Terrorist bang in the oven

Armed police swoop on MP3-packing mechanic

4GB 'pistol' provokes Stoke-on-Trent kerfuffle

Cops hunt charred power cable thief

11,000V + hacksaw = bang

Spielberg quits as Beijing Olympics advisor

Cites Chinese involvement in Sudanese 'crimes against humanity'

Star Wars animation heads for the silver screen

August cinema debut for The Clone Wars

El Reg collectible pops up on eBay

First and last paper issue

Polaroid to close instant film plants

End of a photographic era

Fermented fish symbiotically pollinate model's hardwood feet

Comments Paying by the word

UK men would stay out of bed for 50in plasma telly

Hot widescreen action worth six months' shaglessness

PS3 won't beat Wii until 2011, forecasts analyst

Xbox to peak the year before

Nokia 7900 Prism

Review Style over substance

Buffalo launches 'most capacious' pocket hard drive

Is that a terrabyte in your pocket? No, it's half!

Mole claims Toshiba to terminate HD DVD

Demise could be 'a matter of weeks' away

Euro Blu-ray movie sales reach 2.37m discs

Not good news for the HD DVD camp

Guinness launches videogame record book

Not a lot of people know that...

LG says laptop batteries safe despite 'billion to one' blast

Unusual circumstances, not battery, to blame

Halo Master Chief armour offered on eBay

Kick butt at fancy dress parties

Xbox 360 console failure rate forecast at 16.4%

Overheating to blame?

Price, not format war fears, holds back Blu-ray, says survey

Toshiba more in tune with punters' plans than Sony?

HDMI add-on adds HDMI to HDMI-less Xbox 360s

Lenovo ThinkPad T61

Review Still a brand to be reckoned with

Sony sells 1m PS3s in UK

But Wii record remains intact

Jabra unveils titanium talker

It's a Jacob Jensen, didn't you know?

Nerf takes aim at the Wii

With foam bullets, mind

Miidio speakers promise good vibrations

"Help me Rhonda..."

Pssst! Here's ECS' 'super 3G' sub-notebook

Mobile World Congress HSUPA and HSDPA built in

TomTom launches file-sharing service

Turn right at the next byte

Alcatel unveils stack of sexy-but-budget phones

Mobile World Congress

Panasonic says when it will ship 32GB SDHC

But SanDisk in on the case too

Email pen concept does away with keyboards

Note to self...

Samsung dolls out entry-level talker trio

Mobile World Congress No need to save up

i-mate expands Ultimate range by two

Mobile World Congress The latest PDAs

US hospitals launch Wiihabilitation

Console proves medical hit

Motorola MOTO U9 mobile phone

Review Fashion-conscious design can only get you so far

Hannspree glams up the desktop monitor

Beauty, for a price

Plantronics talks-up military grade headset

Always know what you've been told

World's first expandable USB Flash drive launched, sort of

Mobile World Congress

Optical media shrunk for mobile phones

DVD for handsets?

HTC premieres mass-market GPS smartphone

Mobile World Congress

Toshiba premieres Portégé G810

Mobile World Congress

Blue-laser alternative to Blu-ray, HD DVD launched

Mobile World Congress And it's mobile friendly

DLO cracks open egg-shaped iPhone speaker dock

Crack on some tunes

Apple sets its sights on video consoles

And it's looking for staff too...

Netflix falls in behind Blu-ray

Will discontinue HD DVD

Pave your patio with... er, Game Boys

Whatever next?

LG promises 'mind-reading' phone

Mobile World Congress Turn a dial, or... er... read your mind

Samsung shows Shine-y metal multimedia phone

Mobile World Congress

Motorola calls up handset three-some

Mobile World Congress A sexy slider now Wi-Fi-enabled and two basic ringers

Nokia preps 'pedestrian's pal' navigator phone

Mobile World Congress Maps app updated too

HTC Advantage gets a facelift

Mobile World Congress New and improved

Nokia unveils the N96 and N78

Mobile World Congress Hot, headline-grabbing handsets

Sony Ericsson shows off horde of handsets

Mobile World Congress Bucketload of phones launched in Barcelona

Mobile World Congress - Complete Hardware Coverage

News Round-up

What's the best handheld computer?

Q&A

Official: Brits will give up nookie for plasma TVs

Chastity belter

Zeemote unveils controller for phone games

Mobile World Congress Sixaxis jr.?

Apple to announce iPhone and iPod Touch price cuts?

Hold onto your hard-earned for just a few weeks more

Shiver me timbers! It's the wooden radio

Keep the Woodpeckers at bay

Baylis Eco EP-MX71 hand-cranked media player

Review It's green and groovy - and that's no wind-up

Holocube introduces '3D' display gizmo

Smoke and mirrors?

Bush orders US Navy to shoot down rogue spy sat

Anything to stop it hitting eBay

NASA issues revised 2008 shuttle launch schedule

A few dates for your diary

Inventor promises bottle-o-wind car in a year. Again

French hot-air jalopy gets Indian backing

Blighty might have astronauts in future, says UK gov

They will ride into space astride flying pigs

Big Climate's strange 'science'

Comment Would you trust a software engineer to build a bridge?

Oz teen elephant pregnancy sparks protests

Pachyderm underage rumpy-pumpy outrage

Space-bubble Bigelow looking to buy fifty Atlas Vs

Procurement for a pressurised-property portfolio

US scientists puncture the ethanol biofuel bubble

Crop switch likely to increase emissions

Academics propose carbon-capture kit for cars

I will also turn water to petrol, says prof

Brit stargazers get Gemini reprieve

Back on the 'scopes - for now

US may shoot down spy sat to safeguard tech secrets

Talk about aggressive rights enforcement

Paleontologists unearth Mexican trumpet-playing hadrosaur

The Louis Armstrong of the late Cretaceous?

Feds, NASA bracelet space shuttle spies

And Huawei says 3Com espionage accusations are 'bullshit'

When poor people pollute - the Tata Nano and eco-crime

But come in, little car, the modellers have been expecting you

DARPA continues military AI air-traffic project

Handy for flying cars, machine genocide against fleshies

Sarko calls for global Mars exploration gig

We must all work together, says French prez

Europe hails foothold in space

Columbus lab finally clamped to ISS

Robot carrier p***s start work early with Navy SEALs

Cellphone Topguns catapult from commando speedboats

Boozing boffins contribute less to science

More beer, less research

Germans to blast fish into space

Piscine zero-grav white-knuckle ride

Invisible-shed spy beam tech detects hidden artworks

T-rays to reveal Da Vinci's lost masterpiece

French motorwonk savages hybrid cars

Je crache sur le Prius, voiture des puanteurs

Bank scammers scammed, says security researcher

Hacking tools nick nicked data

Web browsers on the front line of exploitation

It's war out there and the good guys ain't winning

Eugene Kaspersky and the KGB man that never was

AV boss has bone to pick with The Guardian

Sadville insecurity invites pickpockets

'All your Lindens are belong to us'

MayDay! MayDay! Ruskies reinvent cyber crime

Not your father's botnet

FTC lists 2007's top consumer frauds

Internet still a den of thieves

Mobile subscribers showered with spam

Nuisance messages speeds up customer churn

Dodgy affiliates use malware to flog Symantec and Check Point

Malvertisement break

Thievin' teen bot herder admits to infecting military computers

I was a teenage zombie master

Teen hacker re-unlocks Apple's iPhone

Gets firm with firmware

Adobe Reader Trojan predates mystery update by two weeks

Open secret widely exploited

Spanish police cuff 76 net fraud suspects

Grifters grabbed

TheTrainline revamps security handling after glitch

Back on track

UK teen is world's youngest certified ethical hacker (maybe)

Born to tinker

FBI sought approval to use spyware against terror suspects

Analysis Magic Lantern reloaded

Hackers seed malware on Indian anti-virus site

Who guards the guards?

On the open source implications of Dell's rodent abuse

Radio Reg Hamster meet penguin

Back to basics for SQL Server 2008

Project Watch: Microsoft 2008 Hand feeding

Major Linux security glitch lets hackers in at Claranet

10-minute swoop to close new hole

Red Hat talks up JBoss middleware for enterprise

Paid beats free

Mozilla 2 promises big change

Behind Firefox

Firefox 3 beta is live

Get 'em while they're hot, unstable and buggy

Microsoft dishes out six critical updates

And a further five 'important' patches

Tools vendors stuck on UML and agility

Give us our refactoring moment

Ruby runs on Rails with NetBeans

NetBeans and Ruby, part 2 Build a web application in minutes

Downed Salesforce systems slow Europe and US

Failing to impress Oracle

Microsoft reinvents Office Live for small biz as 'free'

Except for the subs, that is

Betamax 2.0: the future of mashups?

Complexity gets complicated

mSA high for Oracle embedded strategy

Finally a use for BEA