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Volume 7, Issue 4
January 31, 2008

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EDUCATION WORLD PREMIERE HUMOR
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The Song You Will Not Sing With Your Kindergarten Students
(except the first verse, which you already have)
by Forrest Stone

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're happy and you know it
Then your hands will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!


If you're feeling kind nervous, have a squirm!
Let your body wriggle round just like a worm
If your guts are gripped with chill
Don't spend your savings on some pill
If you're feeling kind of panicked, have a squirm!


If your mood is turning downward, give a yell!
Go to therapy your gloomy tale to tell
If your life's turned into stink
Don't back-pedal from the brink
If your mood is plunging downward, give a yell!


If you're turning red with anger, let it show!
Let vituperation lend its lovely glow
If your eyes are getting puce
Banish thoughts of any truce
If you're 'bout to burst with anger, let it show!


If you start hallucinating, don't be shy!
Introduce us to the demons floating by
We will shake their ghostly hands
And debrief them 'bout their plans
If you start hallucinating, don't be shy!


If you're absolutely normal, that's all right
But we'd rather know your friend who isn't quit
e Clapping hands for pure enjoyment
Is less interesting employment
Than your friend who's hearing voices in the night


But if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
We will tolerate the norm
Then go and find another dorm
So if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

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