Dear Customer,
We call that kind of headline an "attention grabber!" But please, don't think I'm trying to be too suggestive (well, maybe just a little). Because I have something that's going to make it practically impossible for your gal to get out of bed!
And the best thing about it is that I'm going to send you
2 for the price of 1, but only in this mailing!
Brand New & Luxuriously
Soft MicroLuxe™ Performance Sheet Sets!
Guaranteed to be the softest sheets you'll ever sleep on!
Click here to Order Now!
Twin, Now 2 sets for $19.99 — Will be $19.99 a set!
Full, Now 2 sets for $24.99 — Will be $24.99 a set!
Queen, Now 2 sets for $29.99 — Will be $29.99 a set!
King, Now 2 sets for $34.99 — Will be $34.99 a set!
Now you have to admit, that's a pretty amazing offer!
Why, it's like getting
A WHOLE EXTRA SET FREE!
And the only reason I'm doing this is because I must get you to try these amazingly comfortable sheets. Once you do, you won't want to sleep on anything else, and I know you'll come back for more!
What's MicroLuxe™ you ask? Only the most astoundingly soft and comfortable fabric ever invented, that's all! It actually has the hand of the 500 thread count cotton percales you find in the world's very finest hotels. But unlike high-count cotton, MicroLuxe™ is woven from 100% premium polyester microfiber. As gossamer as a spider's web, it's woven into sheeting that is practically weightless and so ultra-smooth. And although combed cotton is fine in a hotel where you don't do the laundry. (They have a whole staff that does nothing but iron those sheets so they look nice on the bed.) Now, my MicroLuxe™ polyester percale needs no ironing, but comes through the washer and dryer with nary a crease or a crinkle! Now that's what I call Performance with a capital P!
Each and every set includes 1 fitted bottom sheet and 1 flat top sheet, plus cases: Twin Set gets 1 standard case, Full and Queen Sets get 2 standard cases, and King Sets get 2 king-size cases. And we've carefully selected the prints so that no guy will ever feel UN-manly about the look of his bed sheets. No flowers! No frilly-looking details! No ruffles! Just bold stripes & stylish checks in 3 incredibly handsome colors. Not "girly" in the slightest, but I guarantee the girls will still love the look and the comfort!
I must suggest that you take a look ahead in the year, and consider several sets for gifts. Good for the graduate who's going off to college, or your nephew who's found his first apartment. Matter of fact, I can't think of anyone who couldn't use a new set of Performance Sheets!
Whichever colors & sizes you choose,
I have to remind you that this
BUY-ONE-GET-ONE-FREE offer is a
ONE-TIME-ONLY INTRODUCTORY OFFER!
These exclusive Haband linens will soon be at the regular set prices:
Twin sets at $19.99 each, Full sets $24.99 each,
Queen sets $29.99 each, and King sets $34.99! |
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So don't wait, and don't hesitate! Rush to Haband.com, and make your selections. We'll pack them up and send them on to you as fast as we can!
MicroLuxe™ Performance Sheets Sets
2 Sets for the Price of 1, This Mailing Only!
Click here to Order Now!
When they arrive, make up the bed in your new MicroLuxe™ Performance Sheets. With a smile, bid your gal to sit beside you, and feel that unbelievable softness. Then get out of the way, because she will undoubtedly fall back into the bed within seconds, blissfully and soundly asleep! Guaranteed!
Sincerely,
Duke Habernickel
P.S. Get a FREE* 41-Piece Sonic Socket™ Set with Bonus Flashlight when you order ANYTHING from this mailing! A $30 Value that includes everything you need to get the job done easier and faster than ever! Perfect to keep for yourself, or give as a house-warming gift along with a set of Performance Sheets!
P.P.S. Order in the next 7 days and I'll ALSO send along some N.Y. Famous Madelaine® Milk Chocolates. Star-shaped and wrapped in silvery foil, leave one as a little treat on her pillow (she'll love it)!
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