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... WEEKLY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY :)
Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we
deem as giving us the most creative reason to get free
stuff! It's that simple. All you have to do is follow this
link and make up some crap, and
click
submit.
PAST
WINNERS!
Read their stories, learn how to make-up quality
bullshit.
Date:
January 29, 2008
Name: Mathieu
Reason:
What I am going to say is totally true. I deserve the free
T-shirt for the only reason that when I was on road to
school and a damn alien attacked me... I attacked him back
but in the fight my shirt was..heum.. BROKEN.. and since it
was my only one I'm stuck naked at home cauz my pant doesn't
want to be worn alone... also it took me hell of a time to
write this cauz English is not my mother tongue and
OMGWTFBBQ !!1!oneeleven I lost my wallet and can't purchase
any Wow subscription ..well I could but I would be arrested
cauz a naked guy in a bank is really weird.. well thank you
for loosing at least 2 min to read this totally true story
and please I need a shirt really bad. ohh the part of the
wallet is real the most real part :(
SR:
Is that a tear I feel creeping outwards from the duct of my
right eye? Nope it's just raining outside, that's Vancouver,
BC for ya. Here's a free shirt, make your pants happy.
Date:
January 22, 2008
Name: Katherine
Reason:
I am writing for my son (who doesn't know I am writing to
you)... He is 11 years old. He is in a laptop program at
school. Evidently, in the first two weeks of school, he read
through all 5 years of the CAD comic (and still maintained
excellent grades). He has declared that Ctrl+Alt+Del is his
favorite strip. I thought winning a T-shirt would make it an
even more 'fan'tastic memory.
SR:
This sounds like a good cause, we hope he enjoys the
t-shirt!
Date:
January 15, 2008
Name: Sarah
Reason:
If you send me a shirt, I will wear it, without fail
everyday for a month. I will even provide time-stamped
evidence as proof. Talk about commitment.
SR:
Now this I have to see. You have exactly one month to
deliver 29 digital images of you wearing this t-shirt
everyday for the entire month of February. Failure to comply
will result in a secret mission for our Japanese packing
specialist. I need not provide further details!
Date:
January 8, 2008
Name: Lizzy
Reason:
i express my willingness for a free shirt via poem:
Oh shirt, so clean and crisp
Floating around cyberspace like a wisp!
If only you could come home to me,
To be worn proudly and completely free
To see this world as every shirt should
Which i know you would do if only you could...
poor shirt, i think it wants me...
the shirt chooses the wearer!
SR:
We wrote a poem for you: Shirts are good, shirts are
awesome, here -- -- have a shirt. I
would also like to mention that we suck at poetry.
Date:
January 1, 2008
Name: Lucian
Reason:
I believe i deserve a free t-shirt because i work in the
gaming industry, as a game-tester. That means take s**t from
sh***y programmers, testing the same thing over and over and
over again, and A LOT of over-time (6 months or more, every
day, from 09:00-18:00, Saturday and Sunday included) just so
that the world wide gaming community can enjoy a good game.
Cheers!
SR:
Since it clearly sucks to pla-- *caugh* I mean TEST video
games all day, we have decided you are free shirt worthy.
Use it to prevent nakedness, or to gag sloppy programmers.
If you decide on the latter, you didn't hear that from us.
;)
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