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Hey Shanghai,

How U Doin'? Is it just me or is the weather extremely off course this year? Damn global warming! Something is seriously messed up! Yesterday, the day after Christmas, usually a humid frigid time of year, I saw people walking around in Board Shorts and Flip Flops!!!! Anyway, hope those of you who actually get time off during this Christmas season are enjoying yourselves and partying responsibly....

Because if you're not... Some a body gonna get a hurt! Need a laugh? Checkout Russell Peters on YouTube.... then my last comment will make sense.

Have a great extended weekend!!!

Friday - World Championship Turntableist Duo perform @ The Shelter - TangHui VIP ROOM has Live act, TV Rock - Attica has Filthy Gorgeous w/ Scott Martin and there is an Esee Models party @ The New Venue everyone has been buzzing about, RACKS! The new upscale pool hall / nightclub in Xintiandi! The vibe kicks off at 11pm! w/ DJ Teng Boon gracing the one's & two's.

Saturday - It's Shanghai By Bus @ The Shelter - Red Hot Chinese Peppers @ LOgO - The Boom w/ Rocky Rock @ Paramount and Christmas Babies unite!

Monday Night is New Year's Eve and the Hot Parties Venues are - Volar's Perrier Jouet NYE Party *(a Q5 sanctioned event) -The Shelter - Muse - Atanu Bar - Bar Rouge - Mural - New Heights - Barbarossa Lounge - Whampoa Club - Laris - Hamilton House - Zapata's - Attica w/ John Ulysees - Club Shanghai - Jade on 36 w/ DJ Herald of Paris - M2 - Cotton's Anting - Paramount Room - Park 97 - De la Coast - Sasha's - British Bulldog - Mundo Latino & Racks in Xintiandi w/ DJ's Chris "The Godfather" Lee & Pauly CAN!

.... and so many more .... too many too mention!




For Complete details on this weeks events just scroll down and/or click [here]

Respect,
Da Admiral

Quote of the week >>> "The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed." - Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort

Birthdays this week >>> Gerard Depardieu - John Amos - Louis Pasteur - John Legend - Johnny Otis - Woodrow Wilson - Ted Danson - Marianne Faithful - Jon Voight - Mary Tyler Moore - Andrew Johnson - Charles Goodyear - Lebron James - Tiger Woods - Tracey Ullman - Davy Jones - Sandy Koufax - Bo Diddley - Jack Lord - Val Kilmer - George Thorogood - Donna Summer - John Denver - Ben Kingsley - Andy Summers - Anthony Hopkins - Vern "Mini Me" Troyer - J.D. Salinger - J. Edgar Hoover - Betsy Ross - Paul Revere - Kate Bosworth - Christy Turlington - Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tia Carrere - Roger Miller - Isaac Isamov - Morgan Short - To Name a few ....

Louder.cn



Friday, December 28th

The Shelter > Kireek Quality Control

The Shelter's Quality Control hosts Kireek (Japan, 2007 DMC World Team Champion). "DJ Yasa and Hi-C are the back bone of the turntablist scene in Japan, they both won many titles in Japan and around the world in past 5 Years. They are well known by using the japanese traditional music into their original and creative DJ routines. Yasa have also done a fantastic performance at Lab's anniversary party this April. This is the show you really don't want to miss." Music: Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, Breaks. Supporting DJs: Lab Crew. Cover: 50rmb (one drink included) Starts 10pm. | show flyer
 

Tanghui VIProom > TV ROCK

The new(ish) Tanghui Vip Room hosts TV Rock for their appearance in Shanghai. DJ duo TV ROCK kicked off their career with a hit debut single "Flaunt It" feat Seany B. The record sold close to double Platinum in singles and spent five weeks on the Aria chart. "Old school flavors layered with new school beats." | show flyer
 

Attica > Filthy Gorgeous with Scott Martin

"Ibiza¡¯s fastest growing and highly respected club brand "Filthy gorgeous" returns to Attica. Creator and resident DJ Scott Martin will be bringing you a hot touch of Ibiza to brighten up your cold December." Cover: before midnight, 100rmb includes one standard drink and after midnight 150rmb includes one standard drink. | show flyer
 
Saturday, December 29th

The Shelter > Shanghai By Bus!

The Uprooted Sunshine Soundsystem brings back its Shanghai By Bus party to The Shelter. DJ's Yas, The Drunk Monk, Deville and dji, along side MCs Didje, ChaCha, Esia and Arminda bring you the best in roots, reggae, rocksteady, dub, ska and dancehall. Starts 9pm. Cover: 30rmb. | show flyer
 

LOgO > S.T.D XV - Red Hot Chinese Peppers

"So our beloved live parties at LOgO are wrapping up for the year and what a year it has been. We've managed to host parties for some of China's biggest acts and also some of China's most promising acts. One act that struck a nostalgic chord in all our hearts were The Red Hot Chili Peppers Chinese Tribute bands. ...If you missed them last time...do your best to come check out this awesome awesome tribute band. All the S.T.D. DJ's will be providing beats before and after the band and until the last person stumbles out. Entry is free and party starts at 9pm. Come Unprotected." | show flyer
 

Paramount Partyroom > The BOOM feat. DJ Rocky Rock

Red Lion Entertainment is proud to present DJ Rocky Rock. In 2005, DJ Rocky Rock returned to Los Angeles to work directly with the Black Eyed Peas, scratching for them on their hit album Monkey Business. He also scratched on the song 'Gone Going' and 'Bebot'. DJ Rocky Rock is currently involved with his major priority right now, working with the band Dirty Heads signed to Warner bros. Some of Rocky's other projects include working with Apl.de.Ap of the Black Eyed Peas, and his label/production company Jeepney Music. Cover: 80rmb (incl 1 drink). | show flyer
 

Attica > December: Christmas Babies

"December Babies, come celebrate your birthday with your friends and get free champagne. What more could you want!! Birthday Baby gets Complimentary Bottle of Champagne before midnight. 20% off per bottle of premium liquor except Champagne & Wine." Complimentary entry for all dressed to theme before midnight. December free flow special: 100rmb includes entry and free flow until 1am. After midnight 150rmb for entry including one standard drink. | show flyer
 
Monday, December 31st

New Heights > Solid Vodka 2008 New Year's Eve Party: An Indecent Fairytale

"As the year takes its final bow and our aspirations for 2008 light the midnight sky, we invite you to entertain your imagination and make all your fantasies come true­!" Live performances from Luna Band and DJ Kamikaze, a Magician performance, and lots of other entertainment. Entrance ticket includes free drinks all night (Solid Vodka, wine and beer) Arrive from 10pm. Tickets: 400rmb in advance, 450rmb at the door. DINNER TICKET: includes a 5 course meal and a bottle of champagne between four. Free flow of drinks from 10pm and entrance to the afterparty. Arrive from 7pm, dinner starts at 7:30pm. Tickets cost 850rmb. | show flyer
 

Volar > Perrier-Jouët New Year's Eve Party

On Dec 31st, VOLAR will host a Perrier-Jouët New Year's Eve Party with Free flow of Champagne during the count down performed by MC Clark Kent, fresh up from recording in Taiwan and after midnight VOLAR will offer a Wii to our guest. For his first time in China, Dj Fenetic (No1 NSW DJ from Sydney Australia) will spin the VOLAR's turntables. Cover: 150rmb (incl. one drink). | show flyer
 

Pure > Sushi Celebration

Join 'The Collection' in Xintiandi for a celebratory New Years Eve feast of seven courses and a welcome cocktail before moving upstairs to Sugar for a great view of Shanghai's fireworks. 328rmb per person, reservation required. Call 5351 0007 | show flyer
 

The Shelter > Shelter's Allstars New Year Eve

"Welcome to 2008, get ready for this! Shelter's Allstars decided to give you a music feast on New Year eve at Shelter, including The Lab, Uprooted Sunshine, Antidote, Micro, S.T.D, Void. Special guests: DSK and Amnjk. Well, what can I say, just come and enjoy an amazing night with us." Starts 10pm. Cover: 30rmb venue: The Shelter | show flyer
 

Muse > Olympiad NEW YEAR EVE

In honor of the Beijing Olympics, Muse is hosting an "Olympiad" New Year's Eve party. "Flashy decorations, special entertainment and loads of chances to know more about 2008 Beijing Olympics." Starts 9pm. Tickets: 100rmb (including one drink). Dress code: Black and Gold. | show flyer
 

Atanu Bar > S.T.D. - Countdown (Top Floor Circus + AV Akubo)

"Shanghai needed some live bands playing into the New Year, so we thought maybe we could help out by providing Shanghai's most notorious, controversial and BIGGEST Rock band - Top Floor Circus to play at the Atanu Lighthouse on the Bund." Supporting AV Akubo (Wuhan) Cover: 60rmb (incl 2 free drinks/ finger food). Starts 9pm. "Come unprotected and rock yourself into 2008." | show flyer
 

Bar Rouge > Bar Rouge Monarchy New Year¡'s Eve

"Bar Rouge celebrates the New Year in Monarchy style with a special live set from Kenny 'Dope' Gonzales." Three-time Grammy nominated DJ spinning House, Jazz, Funk, Soul and Hip Hop Cover: 200rmb. Dress code: black tie / "New Year's chic" | show flyer
 

Mural > New Year's Eve Tequila Countdown

"Just before the countdown everyone will be given a complimentary tequila shot in order to bring in the new year with your best tequila face! Mr. Stokes will rock the spot until your feet stop. Cover: 50rmb (incl for girls, one bottle of Cruiser and for guys one vodka mixed drink). Starts 9:30pm. | show flyer
 

Park 97 > Park's New Years Eve

"It's time to leap into 2008 and and what a New Year's eve it will be. Throughout the venue we will stage the best of the best in entertainment with not one but two of Upstairs' legendary bands; Cross Culture & Quilombo (Latin Percussionist Duo), International guest DJ Samir (France) behind the decks in Baci, your favourite resident DJ's + supporting guest, Park 97's go go dancers and of course a spectacular fireworks show. Who needs a theme party when you got a line up like this." Set Dinner: 6pm Party: 9pm to late Cover: 160rmb / 100rmb for members. | show flyer
 

Whampoa Club > New Year Celebration

Drinks and free canapes from 6pm to 10pm on New Year's Eve at the swanky Whampoa Club. 4 course menu at 688rmb. 6 course menu at 888rmb, including a glass of Bollinger Champagne. Chinese Face-changing Opera and Classic Shanghai old songs on the system. 6pm - 11pm. | show flyer
 

Laris > New Years at Laris

"Celebrate the finale of 2007 with a spectacular evening at Laris on New Year's Eve. Start with a specially created menu at Laris and continue the celebrations at our infamous Vault Bar party." 1,088rmb per person including one glass of Bollinger Grande Anee on arrival, a Laris tasting menu and free entry to the New Year's Eve celebrations at Vault Bar. From 9:30pm onwards, Vault Bar hosts an after party including special drink deals. | show flyer
 

Attica > NYE with Jonathon Ulysses

"This New Year's Eve at Attica we bring you a magical night full of sparkle, glitz and glamour. Music comes courtesy of Space Ibiza's favourite resident DJ Jonathan Ulysess and we are proud to welcome Max ThaVoice, who provided the global club smash record "I found you" with Axwell. Cover: 350rmb. | show flyer
 

Hamilton House > NYE Dinner and Afterparty

For New Year's Eve, Hamilton House is hosting a special six-course meal for 750rmb (includes one glass of champagne). Call 6321 0586 for reservations. Also, they are hosting free flow drinks for 400rmb from 8pm. | show flyer
 

Zapata's > New Year's Eve - The Big One

"The craziest New Year's Party in town - guaranteed! Entertainment, indoor fireworks, dancers & LOTS more to get you to completely forget the old year and start the new one in style." Live entertainment every hour (from 8pm-4am) and a "Surprise Countdown Show." No cover. 200rmb All-you-can-eat buffet at 7:30pm and until 9:30pm get 4 Caronas for 100rmb and 2 For 1 Champagne before Midnight. Optional 250rmb free flow Standard Drinks. | show flyer
 

Club Shanghai > A Night To Remember

"Ring in the New Year at Shanghai's ultimate luxury fine dining palace with friends and family!" Six-course New Year's Eve Gala Dinner by Chef Franck Bruwier. tickets: 988rmb + 10% service charge. Music by the "Big Band" Reservation required. Please call our ticket hotline for inquiries and reservations. Attire: Dark suit. | show flyer
 

I Love Shanghai > New Years Wig'n Ou

"Everyone loves to DRESS UP for New Years and ILS takes it to a ridiculousness that can only be done on the river side of the Bund! 100rmb open bar from 10pm-2am for Wig Wearers, 200rmb open bar for those without." | show flyer
 

Jade on 36 > Final Countdown with DJ Herald

"Cocktails, hot music, a fabulous view of the Bund¡­ what better ways to celebrate the year-end and the beginning of 2008 with your loved ones?! Welcome to the Final Countdown party at Jade on 36 Bar with DJ Herald from Paris. Starts 9pm. Cover: 200rmb (includes 2 Solid Vodka cocktails). | show flyer
 

M2 > NYE Celebration

"NYE celebration in M2 feat special guest DJ from UK. Count down to New Year 2008 with us!" Cover charge: 100rmb | show flyer
 

Cotton's (Anting) > 2nd Anniversary New Years Party

"Time flies, Cotton's turns two year old on New Year Eve. Come celebrate Cotton's 2nd anniversary and New Year's Drink Special: 30rmb/glass for all drinks. Live Band: Funky Jazz | show flyer
 

Paramount Partyroom > Bal en Blanc NYE White Party

"Red Lion Entertainment and hiphop2china.com present "Bal en Blanc White Party." The BOOM residents DJ Marcus Aurelius and KK return to help you usher in the New Year in style at the Paramount Theatre. The night also features a special performance by up-and-coming Shanghai rapper Young Cee. Get down early and enjoy free flow bubbly until 11pm, served by our team of model waitresses. At the stroke of twelve, a dazzling pyrotechnic and video show will welcome in 2008. Doors open at 9pm. Call 13061763240 to reserve your table or for complimentary guestlist. Otherwise it's 100rmb at the door. Starts 10pm. | show flyer
 

Barbarossa Lounge > New Year's Eve Dinner and Party

For New Year's Eve, Barbarossa is hosting a "feast for the senses" set dinner at 680rmb per person. Afterwards their countdown party kicks in and cover is 80rmb. DJ's all night with a free drink and party favors. Early bird booking 15% discount before Dec 25. | show flyer
 

De la Coast > Countdown Party

De la Coast hosts a countdown party with special guests from soul dancing, DJs Nakazawa and King. Starts 9pm. Cover 200rmb (includes two free drinks). | show flyer
 

Sasha's > New Year Dinner and Afterparty

"Enjoy a Laurent Perrier Champagne Reception at 7pm in the cocktail bar while anticipating the six-course culinary feast prepared by Chef Julian Robertshaw. Afterwards move downstairs to sasha's bar and enjoy free flow Laurent Perrier Champagne, fireworks, year end countdown and an open bar. Dinner at prime and entrance to the party is 2008rmb per couple (1100rmb for singles). Entrance to the party is 488rmb. To make your reservation for dinner or party please email steven.burns@sashas-shanghai.com or kiki@sashas-shanghai.com | show flyer
 

MAO > PIMP and B***H

Mao hosts a New Years party entitled, "Pimp and B***H" featuring DJ Kaos (Berlin). "DJ Kaos has been producing twisted disco tunes for a number of years and has been an integral part of the Berlin underground scene." They implore you to dress to theme, be you a "pimp" or a "B***H". Starts 10pm. | show flyer
 

British Bulldog Pub > New Years Eve Party

Come and ring in the New Year with the BB. Only 128rmb gets you Live Band, The Pill Grams, a glass of champagne at midnight plus a snack buffet which is includes gourmet meats, cheeses, fresh fruits, salads, assorted pies and desserts. Starts 9pm. Price: 128rmb inclusive of live band/glass of champagne and snack buffet | show flyer
 

Howard Johnson Hotel (Zhangjiang) > New Year's Eve Party

The HoJo on Zhangjiang is hosting a New Year's party: 98rmb gets you free flow of beer, soft drinks, and snacks for the entire night. Starts 10pm. | show flyer
 

Mundo Latino > Countdown Shanghai New Year's Party

"Three...­Two...-One...Happy New Year! Come experience the first ever Pearl Tower countdown on the Bund with ShanghaiExpat.com, and celebrate the launch of International Channel Shanghai." Cover: 300rmb includes one latin cocktail, one hour free flow and finger foods. Start 9:30pm. | show flyer
 
Joke of the week


This week's joke was submitted by Thomas Billings >>>

A bloke walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up tothe counter and says, "G'day....you know I just HATE receiving welfare payments. I'd really rather have a job.'"

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided with a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. 
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The bloke, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull-shitting me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well ..... you started it."



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