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Fri, December 14, 2007 05:21:29 PMFrom:
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The Wailing List - Quick-Shipping Stocking Stuffers
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Looking for last-minute gift ideas that are not only cheap but also excruciatingly painful? Trying to find something to stuff in the stocking of that terminally grumpy sibling, or soul-sapping spouse, or ungrateful brat? All of the items listed below are not only still enjoying holiday discounts, but are also able to ship quickly- so that they'll be sure to arrive in more than enough time to still slap that stupid holiday sneer off your target's face and leave them wondering where on earth you found something so thoughtless yet so well-crafted! |
 Desktoppers
All 90+ designs are on special for only $9.95! That's $6 off! |
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 Despair Gift Cards
Temporarily discounted to offset the shipping costs! Awesome! |
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 Gift Mailers
The perfect way to wrap (and mail) our Calendars OR DespairWear! |
 The Knock-Knock Tee
Without a doubt the worst knock-knock joke ever told. |
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 The Ironic Tee
The battle to create the most ironic tee is over. We won. |
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 Demotivator® Tees
6 of our most popular designs- in fashionable illustrated tees! |
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 Subtexts
Finally, a t-shirt with funny sayings on it. 9 of them, actually. |
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 i > u
The SuperioriTee. Simplifying the Superiority Complex. |
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 Warning Labels
Some people deserve a warning label. And we've got 7. |
 Despair, Inc. | 800 Interchange - Suite 102 | austin, tx | 78721 To ***, please click here. If you'd like to forward this message to a friend, click here. |
