Dear Customer,
One of the best parts of the yuletide season is the Christmas Tree, isn't it? The pretty lights, the ornaments, the big star up on the top — all so festive and beautiful, twinkling there in the living room. That is, after you spend an entire afternoon putting it up!
Because one of the most frustrating things about the season is ALSO the Christmas Tree! First, picking out the perfect one. Then hauling it home! Not to mention knotted lights! Broken ornaments! Standing on a chair to put that darn star on top!
But it doesn't HAVE to be that way!
Around my house, putting up the Christmas Tree is now just as easy and pleasant an experience as enjoying it afterwards! And soon it will be the same at your home too!
All it takes is my new
Fiber Optic Christmas Tree!
Nothing could be easier!
And yes — I did say the lights are Fiber Optic! Over 2,000 in all, & they change from white to color & back in a mesmerizing light show you can't get from any "ordinary" Christmas Tree! No burnt-out bulbs to replace because Fiber Optic lights last forever! And Fiber Optic lights stay COOL at all times, so you don't have to worry about a fire! But the best part of all? You'll never have to untangle a long string of knotted-up electrical lights ever again! They're all built-in! All you do is take it out of the box and plug it in!
"But Duke," you wonder, "What about hanging the ornaments?"
My friend, there's absolutely no need!
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Because I've already trimmed the tree for you! It's Pre-Decorated! With radiant stars and beautiful snowflakes, which by the way also feature lights to dazzle and delight you and all your Christmas guests! I've even put the star on top as well!
But even if that wasn't the case, it wouldn't be dangerous or difficult to reach the top of this Christmas Tree — because it's 3 feet tall! Which means it will fit not just in your living room but nearly anywhere in your home! Even places you'd never dare put a full-sized tree — like next to an entryway, a stairway, on top of the television! But wait!
This Christmas Tree is packed with more knock-your-stockings-off features than any similar tree I've ever seen! In fact, it's even got something going for it you and your Holiday guests would never in a million years expect:
THIS Tree is Motorized, Baby!
Automatically revolves a full 360 degrees!
Think any ordinary Christmas Tree could ever pull off a trick like that? Of course not! And now here's something that only your old pal Duke can pull off — A Price this LOW! LOOK!
Get yours for just $29.95
I guess you could think of that as an early Christmas Present from me to YOU!
But I wasn't finished! Because each tree after is yours for
HALF PRICE! Yes, only $14.98 for each additional tree!
So instead of having only one bulky, full-sized Christmas Tree that you decorate yourself and only brightens up ONE room of the house, you could instead get two, three, even FOUR of our Fiber Optic Christmas Trees and spread the Holiday Spirit all throughout your ENTIRE home! Or, you could take REAL advantage and give them as gifts to all your friends and family! After all, who wouldn't want to unwrap the beauty and convenience of this amazing Fiber Optic Christmas Tree?
And remember, no lights to struggle with or replace, plus a gorgeous, automatic light show that changes from white to color and back! Over 2,000 lights in all! No ornaments to hang! Smaller, more convenient size — 36" high! And all for just $29.95 for the first tree, $14.98 for each additional tree afterward — HALF-PRICE! Hassle-free to put up or take down! And thanks to its small size, it's easy to store away for the year!
While we're on the subject of taking down and storing away the tree, I should also point out that you won't be finding pine needles in the carpet well into June like you would with an ordinary tree, either! My friend, the convenience & ease of my Fiber Optic Christmas Tree can't be overestimated!
Which is why I absolutely 100% Lifetime Guarantee that from now on you'll actually enjoy setting up the Christmas Tree! In fact, you'll look forward to it! You'll Never Get a Better Tree — or a Better Deal!
Sincerely,
Duke
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