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New DespairWear: Wickedosity


New DespairWear: Wickedosity!

What? You need a funny marketing pitch to decide whether or not you'll buy this shirt? Are you nuts? It says "WICKEDOSITY" on it- what more do you need? A baby-doll version? It's DONE!


New Products: The Despair Gift Card!


Presenting the Ultimate Holiday Gift Card

We all know people who are impossible to shop for.

Sometimes, it is because they have everything that they could possibly want. Other times, it is because they are impossible to please. Incredibly, sometimes both cases are true.

At Despair Inc., we know all too well the pain of shopping for the chronically dissatisfied. (If you think it's hard shopping for them, try to imagine what an absolute nightmare it is for us to run a company that caters to them...) Fortunately, there's now a solution to the dilemma of shopping for the utterly unpleasable. Our new Despair Gift Certificates are the perfect gift for the person who has everything, but still isn't very happy about it.

Reinventing Exclusivity
Despair proudly brings true exclusivity back to the world of embossed pieces of polyvinyl chloride acetate. While other cards brag about all the places that they're readily taken, only Despair has dared to offer a card so exclusive that one vendor in the world will accept it.

Thank about that the next time you soak up the fumes at the gas pump with one of those "other cards" - you know, the kind that likes to get around? Isn't it time you had a card that hasn't been where everyone else's cards have gone? Have you seen what those other people at the gas station actually look like? Do you want to touch something that's touched something that has been in THEIR pockets? What is wrong with you?!

Collect them all!



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