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The DespairWear Blowout Sale.

Reasonably priced clothing from Despair.com? You know THAT can't last long!

In fact, this is your last chance this year to purchase DespairWear shirts at a price you can actually afford! Through the end of September, all of our adult and kid-sized shirts will be $5 cheaper.

But wait- that's not all- because now all of our DespairWear shirts are shipping inside a nifty new DespairWear giftbag- made with real polyethylene! What an incredible deal!(And hey, it's not just cool-looking, it's biodegradeable! You're welcome, mother Earth!)

Check Out This Amazing Array of Choices:



Despair Illustrated

Because a picture says a thousand hurts.

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The Ironic Tee

The battle to create the most ironic tee is over. We won.

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Demotivator® Tees

Unleash the Power of Mediocrity. In style.

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Subtexts

Finally, a t-shirt with funny sayings on it.

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i > u

The Superiority Complex. Simplified.

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Warning Labels

Because some people deserve a warning label.

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