Horizon's Irish revenue falls

Down nearly nine per cent

If you can fix a 757 with two goats, how many do you need to fix an OSI vote?

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Intel schedules quad-core mobile CPUs for H2 '08

Specially designed laptops required?

Mobiles can upset hospital equipment, after all

Lifeline for Patientline

Orange promises rethink on deleted email accounts

Updated Annoyed punters may force U-turn

Vodafone takes one on the chin for billing problems

Not our fault, but we'll take the blame anyway

Michael Dell 'not involved' in accounting fraud

Buck, what buck? Must have passed it along...

Seagate targets sensitive customers with encrypted HDDs

Standing in the way of control

UK and US team-tag to speed patent prosecution process

Dupe, dupe, de-dupe

Slave kids working UK cannabis farms

Vietnamese criminal gangs cash in on child labour

PRC forces also ravaging UK gov nets, insist Brits

Analysis Flimsy bandwagon collapses as dunces crowd aboard

Facebook was my idea, says yet another ex-Harvard student

No legal action yet

MPs slam Defra over rural payments system

'A master class in bad decision making'

TV's iPod moment?

Column Watching the Defectives

Cursing senior plod samples electric justice

Video 'Aagh - bloody hell': top cop zap vid shocker

Church hall bans 'unchristian' yoga for nippers

Young minds saved from spiritual perversion

Acer joins HD DVD spin team

Sony adds HDMI port to Alpha snapper

HP revives iPaq range

Five new devices arrive all at once

Toshiba boffins ready next-gen iPod hard drive

120GB per 1.8in platter

Archos 605 Wi-Fi personal media player

Review The acme of PMPs?

Sony adds HD to TV-via-net box

HD streaming for the masses

Cassini closes in on Iapetus

Fly-by of an odd-ball moon

Government warns parents of food-colouring danger

Chemicals: bad for kids

Dino-killing asteroid traced back 160m years

T-Rex was history before he was even born

Master crim leaves vital clue at scene of burglary

'Peter Addison was here!'

IBM and Novell push out new SLED

A viable Vista alternative?