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... WEEKLY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY :)
Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we
deem as giving us the most creative reason to get free
stuff! It's that simple. All you have to do is follow this
link and make up some crap, and
click
submit.
PAST
WINNERS!
Read their stories, learn how to make-up quality
bullshit.
Date: Thursday,
August 23, 2007
Name: Matt
Reason: I
deserve a shirt for the pure and honest reason that my wife
has put a temporary ban on any geek related purchases. I
deserve a shirt for no other reason than to show her you
can't stop geek power.
SR:
It's true Matt. You can't stop the geek power. What kind of
world do we live in where spouses are now putting
restrictions on the rapid acquisition of geeky merchandise?!
That's just wrong, and should be against the law. When I
read your "very valid" reason to win a free t-shirt, the
first thought that popped into our mind was "LOL, WE'LL SHOW
HER!". Enjoy!
Date: Thursday,
August 16th, 2007
Name: Roman
Reason: I
compete regularly in Xbox Halo LANs and don't fare too well.
It's fair to say I get rapezorded. I reckon wearing some
1337 SplitReason threadz to the next LAN will gimme some
cred. And just maybe, lift my confidence enough for me to
pull off a win!
SR:
No one likes to get rapezored, but it's a fact of life.
You've handled being a n00b with such dignity, we grant your
wish. You now have limitless confidence, and endless Cred.
However, that does not mean you will be doing the raporzing.
You may still suck, all we can confirm is a free t-shirt
will make its way to your doorstep.
Date: Thursday,
August 9th, 2007
Name: Casper
Reason: I
think I deserve a free Llama t-shirt because I have heard
the Llama song for 8 hours in a row. The Llama song link:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
SR: Sweet
track, you won't hear this on Ryan Seacrest's top 40.
Date: Thursday,
August 2, 2007
Name: Nathan
Reason: Get
this, SplitReason. I spend too much time playing video game
(esp. Nintendo Wii) but apparently it doesn't matter. After
months of dating my high-school sweetheart, and deicing to
attend St.Lawrence together, she gets mad at me. I spend too
much time playing video games, and I said I don't. To prove
it, I continued playing video games when she told me not to.
Bam. Now I'm out of my trusty old Xbox (not 360, it's not
old school enough :P), and a lot of broken furniture. I know
I'm not getting my Xbox back anytime soon, but I think I
deserve a t-shirt as a loyal gamer. Thanks for listening. I
typed this story about a thousand time.
SR:
It shows in our records that you have potentially entered
this contest 5 times. That's a far cry from thousands. We do
not condone dishonest behavior, but considering your Xbox
and furniture has been destroyed due to excessive gaming, we
figure that's gotta be worth something. Enjoy! |
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