Channel News

• RSA acquisition of Tablus logical move for EMC

  Adds data discovery and classification

• Product safety: don't let a crisis turn into a disaster

  How to prepare for the worst

• AMD's dual-core Athlon 64 line hits 3.2GHz

  Chip family goes mobile too

Comms News

• Apple puts refurbished iPhones on sale

  $100 off

• Customers can sue AT&T, after all

  Wireless contract 'unconscionable'

• Dolly Parton's theme park shells out for more silicon

  And, I-I-I-I-I-I will always track you

• 3 launches tenner-a-month data

  Cheapest UK tariff

• Patch Tuesday update triggered Skype outage

  Mass reboot exposes VoIP network stability bug

Hardware News

• Tilera throws 64-core meshy chip at video and security tasks

  Hot Chips Faster than a Xeon, smaller than a bread box

• BAE demos DSL-esque military radio protocol

  New pipe using existing gear

• Intel driver tweak adds vertex shaders to old IGPs

  Vertex Shader 3.0 support in hardware

Management News

• Pirated Simpsons movie traced to phone

  Owner arrested

• Software tool promises 1-click colonialism

  Congratulations - you've lost your right to be paid!

• Boeing touts feeble Hummer-mounted raygun

  Flee, Abdul, flee! Already I feel uncomfortably warm!

• BT storms Basilica for channel goodness

  More ways to flog kit to SMEs

Music and Media News

Odds and Sods News

• Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

  'The most embarrassing moment of my life'

• Vauxhall recalls self-combusting Corsas

  ABS fault provokes 'thermal incidents'

• Anyone care to wager on Russian politics?

  Putin still in the running, say the oddsmakers

• Malaysia honours piracy-busting mutts

  Medals for Lucky and Flo

• Natalie Portman: Attack of the Film Fans

  Secures 'most unconvincing on-screen chemistry' title

Reg Hardware News

• Canon bulks out compact cam range

  Point, shoot, zoom, etc

• Paramount, Dreamworks go all out for HD DVD

  Spielberg movies excepted

• Epson launches 'world's first' white LED scanner

  Take a copy

• Toshiba expands its constellation of Satellites

  It's all about U

• Is Hannspree winding us up with watch TV?

  A telly that changes with the weather

• Canon launches barrage of SLR cameras

  What will you be looking through this Christmas?

• Europe finally granted Xbox price cut

  About time too

• LG shines a light over its U990 handset

  Reach for your shades

• iPod Nano revamp to see widescreen display?

  Standard iPod to 'gain iPhone looks'

• Xbox 360 Elite Australian debut date confirmed

Science News

• Hurricane Dean menaces Jamaica, sends shuttle packing

  NASA keeping its eyes peeled

• 'Mystery ailment' smites Saudi camels

  Hundreds dead

• Is Chernobyl behind academic slump in Sweden?

  Boffins demonstrate statistical link

Security News

• Students get lecture on ID crime

  Info office issues Personal Information Toolkit