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Hey Shanghai,

How U Doin'?  I recently had someone send me his opinon of my newsletter criticizing my contribution to the Shanghai community.  He stated that he knows more about this city than I do and that I wasn't concise enough about my reportings and... blah blah blah.  I mean, he should know everything, afterall, he's lived here for the entire time of what... six months?!  Newsflash! I have been here for twelve YEARS buddy!  Your point is? Just ask yourself if you really know this city and the people that live / party / work here.  This newsletter is a service for new people coming to the city and older expats that don't have the time to be "cool" like you because they have companies to run and families to tend to, and that does not allow them the luxury of trying to get on every guestlist because they think they know someone that knows someone or striking a pose everytime a camera is around.  You should be more appreciative and less critical and more importantly... only voice your opinion WHEN and IF it is asked for. 

My advice is start your own newsletter before you open your Eurotrap. :-) 'Nuff Said. 
  
On with the show!  This weekend will be overshadowed by the arrival of Avril Lavigne next Wednesday and of course the afterparty.   But this doesn't mean there is less to do this weekend.   Party themes are St. Tropez - Power to The Leos - Belgian Beer Tasting - Open Bar Flamenco - Celebrate India Day - Dress in Drag - Back to the Roots - Wine Tasting - Canuck Connection - Enjoy Summer release party - Hawaii Party - Another wine tasting - and Antidote.  Not to mention all the regualr hoppin' and buzzin' places there are to go to all over this fine city of ours... Like one my favorite afternoon detinations: Mandarin City Pool. Speaking of pools, the weather gods have smilled upon us and Riviera's weekly pool party at the Purple Mountain Hotel is a go! And happy birthday to that fat kid with low self esteem, bad hair and lack of dress sense that nobody acknowleges... U know who u are!  Have a good one!
 
International DJ's cruising through town are Isreali Duo Lish - Kissdafunk of UK & Jungle / Breaks maniac DJ Slok from Italy. Live acts that are hitting the stages around town are Carsick Cars - Snapline - Booji - Hard Queen - and, of course, Avril Lavrigrngnee.
 
Should be plenty of other under-the-radar happenings going on as well... between U and I these are usually the better parties out there... void of all the corporate piggy backin' that always spoils the vibe.  But you don't need me to bore you with details, just scroll down and see for yourself.  Peace!

U know the drill.  Enjoy the weekend - Don't do what your parents wouldn't approve of and just say NO to drugs!




Don't forget if you give change to beggar children you inadvertently support Child Labor and Child Trafficking.


Respect Da dirty Admiral

Quote of the week >>> "(Art)... rescues us from our self chosen triviality, to which we are so prone. It is like a deep organ note that makes my hair stir and a shiver run through me. I 'pull back' from life, like a camera taking a long shot with a wide angle lens. I quite simply become aware of more reality than before." -Colin Wilson (The Occult)

Birthdays this week >>> Pete Sampras - George Hamilton - Dan Fogelberg - Don Ho - Fidel Castro - Alfred Hitchcock - Halle Barry - Danielle Steel - David Crosby - Ben Affleck - Napoleon Bonaparte - Timothy Hutton - Madonna - Angela Basset - Manachem Begin - Jim Courier - Donnie Wahlberg - Rort De Niro - Mae West - Davy Crocket - to name a few...
The Q Fortnight (July 5th)

this week...



This Friday - St. Tropez @ Volar

"Summer's simply too hot to be outside, so Volar's inviting you to come and chill with us St. Tropez style." An evening of Hip Hop with DJ B and special summer cocktails. Free entry for those dressed in bright colors. Members and guest list: Complimentary entry. Non-members: 150rmb Please call Peter @ 13402078087 for tables and reservations. Free entry for Q5 members before midnight. 50rmb off the cover after.



This Saturday - India Day Celebration @ California Club

"To celebrate India's independence day (15 August), California Club is going off the beaten track and will introduce something new and different. Rather than making it about decorations, on Saturday 11 August, it will be all about the music. We will show you how the party elite do it in India. With special Indian guest DJ AD (India) ready to blow you away with a mix of Club House, UK Bhangra, Tribal & Bollywood Remixes we will serve you a taste of India." Cover 50rmb. (Free for Park 97 members) For more info contact: 138 1650 5032. Free entry for Q5 members all night long.


This Saturday - Wine Tasting @ Labella Cafe

"Start your Saturday sipping fine wines at Labella Cafe and Lounge." Partnering with "Shanghai's finest cellar" - Ruby Red - Labella is hosting a wine tasting party with several fine wines just in time to celebrate the grape harvest. Cover: 100rmb includes 5 glasses of wine and snacks. 7pm to 9pm. "Dress Juicy." 50% off for Q5 members.



This Saturday - DJ Slok @ Volar

This Saturday, Volar hosts DJ Slok from Italy. Forging his name in Italy of his Jungle and Break Beat sets, DJ Slok launched a label of his own in April of this year, and co-produces one of the most successful FM radio Shows in Italy. Recently, DJ Slok has also made his foray into live music. Cover 150rmb (includes one free drink). Free for Volar members. Free entry for Q5 members all night long.

 

Q5 is the premium membership of SmartShanghai and Louder.cn. Learn more at http://www.smartshanghai.com/q5 or http://www.louder.cn/q5

Party Pictures



Pictures > "Fashion of the Future II" @ Vinyl Group Offices


Louder.cn
Friday, August 10th

Tuya Bar > Antidote

Antidote hits the northwest corner of town this Friday (yes... that's FRIDAY, not Thursday), at the new Tuya Bar (it means "graffiti" in Chinese), near East China Normal University. No cover and cheap drinks (15rmb beers and drinks). Music: electro-punk, rock, hip hop, ghetto-world music, mash-ups. DJs: Ozone, Fish, Q-nan, + friends. Dress code: Student uniforms. "It's a cheap dive, but it's relatively new. It's about a 20rmb taxi ride from C's bar, in case you're wondering, sorta between Putuo and Hongqiao Districts." | show flyer
 

Paramount Partyroom > Israeli DJ Night II: Lish

Israeli Dj duo Lish will be appearing in the Paramount Party Room on August 10 and 11. They "released their second album Free Fall in 2005. It became the most sought after album wanted by Djs all over the globe. Don¡¯t miss Lish!" Cover: 100rmb (includes two free drinks). Opening period: High Tables & Booth: Matisse Old setĄ§C Buy 2 Get 1 Free£¬ Piper Heidsieck set - Buy 2 Get 1 Free, absolute vodka setĄ§C Buy 2 Get 1 Free. | show flyer
 

4 Live > Carsick Cars + Snapline

4 Live hosts Beijing New Wave/Post-punk bands Carsick Cars and Snapline. Click on their names to be redirected to their MySpace pages. Tickets: 50rmb.(30rmb if you text your name to 13774244008) Starts: 9:30pm. | show flyer
 

Attica > Kissdafunk

"One of the UK's biggest house brands and the new brand of super-clubs, Kissdafunk has taken the house scene and dance music world stage by storm with its own style of dance house. Now ready to give Asia a piece of KDF history, Kissdafunk's legendary co-founder and resident Rob Tissera will mark his China debut at Attica... If you love house, then you'll love KDF." Before midnight, the 100rmb cover includes one standard drink. After midnight the 150rmb cover includes one standard drink. | show flyer
 

I Love Shanghai > Power to the Leos

"Leos of the world, unite! Join Didjelirium and Deville in a night dedicated to the astrological sign of The Leo! Free open bar for those with Leo birthdays and 10RMB tequila shots for everyone!" 10pm until late | show flyer
 

O'Malley's > Belgian Beer Tasting

"Beer your kinda thing? Then head down to O'Malley's for our Belgian Beer Tasting - the 1st in a Series of Beer Tastings." Price: 200RMB All You Can Eat + All You Can Drink Belgian Beer (8pm-10pm). 12 Choices of Beers. For more information, contact 135 858 66293, or email jeya@omalleys-shanghai.com. | show flyer
 

Air Bar > Drink 'Til You Drop

This (and every) Friday, Air Bar hosts a BBQ, DJs, a Gypsy Flamenco band (Carmona Brothers) and an all-you-can- drink open bar special (until 2 am). Cover: 80rmb per person (includes BBQ) from 7pm until 10pm. 100rmb per person after 10pm. "Come enjoy the best skyline view of Shanghai." | show flyer
 
Saturday, August 11th

Shanghai Studio > Drag Party (of the Year)

"It's time... for... the DRAG PARTY of the YEAR!!! It's not only a party... it's a contest... for Drag Queen and Drag King... 4 winners altogether!! Our ever-so-fabulous GWEN from Tempe will grace us with her presence as Host and Judge for the evening!!" Starts: 9pm Cover: 50rmb (includes one free drink). BUT if you come in Drag, you get in FREE + one free drink + a chance to win prizes! ShanghaiLGBT get in free with prior reservation. | show flyer
 

4 Live > Back to the Roots

Its volume 7 of the "Back to the Roots" parties, and that means Summer Madness. Special guest DJS Lab Crew and Elnomo (Bananas) as well as MCs Redstar & Kensho Kuma will be playing some authentic Hip Hop and soluful music. The event is a celebration of not only the music, but the entire Hip Hop culture, although it will also introduce the audience to funky/ soulful tunes. Doors open at 10pm and stay open till late. | show flyer
 

LOgO > S.T.D. V: Booji and Hard Queen

For the fifth S.T.D. party, "Shanghai's most intriguing band," Boojii will take the stage at LOgO accompanied by Hard Queen. "Featuring four of the city's most talented and creative musicians, Boojii refuses to be categorized, emerging with their own uncompromisingly original sound." (Like post hardcore Bjork if you had to try though). Hard Queen is a 2-girl band (drums and keyboards), favored for their rad cover of the White Stripes' My Doorbell (way better than the original). "And as always, STD continues with Logo's tradition of throwing the best afterparty in the city..." Cover: 20rmb. Starts 9:30pm | show flyer
 

MAO > Enjoy Summer Release 2 for 1 Party

"Enjoy a red hot night of fun with great music, sexy 2-for-1 dancing, games, free nail painting, henna tattoo service and prize giveaways totaling 10,000rmb" Tickets: (Buy 2 get 1 free) Enjoy Members: 100rmb Non-Members: 120rmb. Free flow Caipirinha Brazilian cocktails and Guarana Brazilian soft drinks all night long. Dress code: Red Hot. | show flyer
 

Muse > Summer Hawaii Party

Muse present a "Summer Hawaii Party" with special cocktails, house music on the system, a dance performance, a live band, Hawaii girls, palm trees, sand and other Hawaii, summer-y things. Cover: 100rmb at the door (includes one free drink). 9pm until late. Dress code? "Hawaii." For table booking please contact 021 5213 5228. | show flyer
 

Globus Wine > Afternoon Rose Wine Tasting

"Globus Wine Company presents 6 types of Rose wines including Rose Champagne and Sweet Rose Wine to you on the hot Summer day! Seats are limited to 12 guests, please RSVP with Phoebe at +86 1381 777 1349 or send your RSVP to cheers@globus-wine.com Check out our Rose wine promotion!!!" Price: 200RMB per person (including Rose wine and Rose Champagne). Starts: 4pm. | show flyer
 
Wednesday, August 15th

SmartShanghai Territory > Avril Lavigne 2007 Shanghai Concert

Sk8tr boys and girls take note. On August 15, Solid Vodka presents Canadian Pop Punk princess Avril Lavigne live in concert at the Shanghai Qizhong Forest Sports City Arena (5500 Yuanjiang Lu, Min Hang district). Convert starts at 7:30. Tickets: VIP Package floor seats (1200rmb), Box (800rmb), Standing (400rmb,200rmb). Booking: 400 707 9999 or 021-6481 2938 (www.emma.cn). Afterparty to be held at Muse 2. | show flyer
 

Muse 2 > Avril Lavigne Concert Afterparty

The official afterparty for Avril Lavigne's Shanghai Concert will be held at the latest expansion of Muse, Muse 2 in Plaza 66. The concert starts at 7:30pm and the afterparty starts at 9pm. No cover. Buses will be ferrying Avril fans from the concert to the afterparty every fifteen minutes. Live entertainment. Will Avril be there? Will Derek from Sum 41 be there? Will YOU? Table res: 62886222. Check out www.solidvodka.com for more info. | show flyer
Joke of the week

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.

The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"  "Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?"  "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"  "Duey," replies the duck.  "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"

The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."


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