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... WEEKLY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY :)
Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we
deem as giving us the most creative reason to get free
stuff! It's that simple. All you have to do is follow this
link and make up some crap, and
click
submit.
PAST
WINNERS!
Read their stories, learn how to make-up quality
bullshit.
Date: Thursday, July 26th, 2007
Name: Michael
Reason: Someone somehow allowed me to teach our impressionable young generation. I'm teaching a course in critical analysis of media, with graphic novels and webcomics as the core medium using Scott McCloud's books as core texts. My thinking this time around is that I'd wear a different webcomic t-shirt per lecture. A splice of random geekdom per week until their heads explode, I figure. Give me a shirt, I'll give you full props for the effort on the week of your choosing. A win-win situation - you give me free stuff, I advance the cause of geekdom and arrive at lecture partially clothed, at least for one week.
SR: Who wouldn't jump at free promotion? Us. As much as I appreciate your offer, this is a free contest. If you gave us anything, it wouldn't be free anymore and thus a violation of the contest terms and conditions. Pick a free shirt, and don't do shit to earn it.
Date: Thursday, July 19th, 2007
Name: Liz
Reason: I deserve a shirt for successfully uninstalling World of Warcrack even before my account has expired. Despite the overwhelming void, I have yet to give into the temptation of hopping back onto my level 70 Hunter to wreck faces. It would be an epic IRL quest reward.
SR: Quest completed! To claim your reward, all you need to do is cure 1200 infected deer, and farm 12 pounds of felweed. Put it in an arcanite box, and ship via gryphon to Canada.
Date: Thursday, July 12th, 2007
Name: Don (Week 4)
Reason: I deserve a shirt for the simple fact that I remembered to enter all four weeks this month.
SR: Good work, persistent, increasing your odds, playing the numbers, spamming the god damned hell out of us. It worked. Crazy.
Date: Thursday, July 5th, 2007
Name: Jay
Reason: I should get a shirt because as a gamer, I persevere. I work hard and I don't quit unless it's just pointless to continue. Like, Kid Icarus? No. Screw that. But anything else, bring it on. For instance, everybody always says Mewtwo is the worst character you could possibly choose on Super Smash Bros Melee, even worse than Jigglypuff. I mean, come on. Jigglypuff? So I said screw that, and I sat down and spent a day playing as Mewtwo. Now, any time somebody says Mewtwo sucks, I challenge them to a game, and I Hypno-Blast Combo their ass.
SR: Free shirt for Hypno-Blasting asses. That's so awesome.
Date: Thursday, June 28th, 2007
Name: Michelle
Reason: I only think it's fair. I was on your website, when I was suddenly so excited by what I saw. I saw a shirt that was the ideal shirt and all I could have ever wanted. And then, when I went to order it, it was only available in a small and extra large size. Neither would be quite right. So, rather than becoming fat, I decided to create a steady exercise regiment until I could fit into that small. I managed to ruin a large number of my shirts in all this work, and when I looked back, after all of my hard work and determination? The shirt had been discontinued. I need SOME compensation.
SR: Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. That's the sound of compensation incoming.
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