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New DespairWear -
Big Disappointments

"I've known some of my big disappointments ever since they were little hopes and dreams."

The tragedy of aspiration eventually leads to the comedy of desperation- and now we've got the shirt to prove it! Order now and save $4 with coupon code disappointed (offer valid through midnight CST on Friday.)

Get Disappointed here > 		The 16-Month Calendar

In case you missed it, Despair's latest incarnation of the Build-Your-Own-Demotivators calendar features 16 of your favorite designs and spans from September of 2007 through December of 2008. Is there any more perfect Back-To-School present than this? Not for your underachieving progeny there isn't! Buy it now and watch those grades fall even further next year!

Start building >		 The Subtexts Shirt Special

In celebration of the breakaway success of our Subtexts line of shirts, we're lowering the price of all 6 of our older designs by $2 for an entire week! Load up while you can, ye lovers of wordy, ironic (if not this Ironic) shirts!

(And no, the new shirt isn't included. We already gave you a coupon for $4 off. Think, Brewster!)

Get them here! >

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