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Yes, We Meant It.

ORDER OUR BRAND NEW 16 MONTH CALENDAR BEFORE
END OF DAY ON MONDAY AND GET A FREE PESSIMIST MUG WITH IT!*


We've extended the promotion until end-of-day on Monday, due to confusion caused by my last mailing. If I hadn't been in such a rush to send out that last one so I could take off early, I probably would've saved Customer Disservice a lot of hassle. Oops. A marketing person just made life a little more difficult for a customer support person. First time for everything, I guess.


To clarify- the Pessimist's Mug is FREE with your 16-Month Calendar, but it will NOT appear in your shopping cart. You just have to trust our Operations folks will get it right. And if they don't, well, then we might also encounter the first instance of an operations employee making things more difficult for a customer support person. Always breaking new ground here at Despair.

Get It Here!



Despair, Inc. | 800 Interchange - Suite 102 | austin, tx | 78721

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