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Hey Shanghai, Yo!

How U Doin'?
How about this heat! Man its got me showering thrice daily! Big shout out to Captain Kirk of the Kommune for holding a great BBQ Wednesday Nights there... Love the Aussie Brews mate! This weekend should be hotter than a wifey who catches her man with another lady... U know who u are, U Bad Boy U! Snoop Dogg's Ex Dj Spin Easy in town to... how should I put this in eloquent terms... ah.... hmmmn... shall we say "Spin" his records. Top female DJ Rap plays w/ Sean O'Hare. O'Who? If u like absinthe, Drum&Bass, Shaving Mustache, Cruising for I-Candy, Photo Exhibits, Birthday Parties, BB's, Pool Parties, Ascending to a higher Power... There is plenty out there for you! Yes U, U very special person U!
Great Live bands visiting / performing throughout the city are: 45 Band, Crazy Mushroom, Lauren Jane, Secret Backyard, Choro Chic Brazilian Players, Gypsy Jazz, and Ritual Day! If U want to be sure where u party is THE PARTY scroll down the listings and see for yourself!

Enjoy the weekend, and don't misbehave!



Don't forget if you give change to beggar children you inadvertently support Child Labor and Child Trafficking.


Respect Da dirty Admiral

Quote of the week "Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be your undoing." - Holbrook Jackson

Birthdays this week >>> Jon Lovitz - Robin Williams - Cat Stevens - Don Knotts - Ernest Hemmingway - David Spade - Willem Dafoe - Danny Glover - Don Henley - Alex Trebek - Bob Dole - Monica Lewinsky - Marlon Wayons - Slash - Woody Harrelson - Harold "Pee Wee" Reese - J Lo - Barry Bonds - Lynda Carter - Matt "How U Doin" LeBlanc - Walter Payton - Sandra Bullock - Kevin Spacey - Dorothy Hamill - Mick Jagger - Stanley Kubrick - Blake Edwards - Carl Jung - Triple H - A. Rod. - To Name a Few...
The Q Fortnight

this week ...

This Saturday - Ascension Power at Paramount Ballroom

"The founder of Ascension Shanghai Dj Felixx Tom brought the famous trance label into Shanghai from Vancouver, and spread the genre across city. 2007 Paramount has gathered the up and coming super Djs of Shanghai to present Ascension Power." Free entrance and a complimentary drink for Q5 members.



coming soon...





Q5 is the premium membership of SmartShanghai and Louder.cn. Q5 cards are now on sale at 160rmb. Learn more at http://www.smartshanghai.com/q5 or http://www.louder.cn/q5

Party Pictures



Pictures > Matt and Flo at MOCA




Pictures > Lingerie & Me at MAO


Louder.cn
Friday, July 20th

I Love Shanghai > Absinthe Annihilation

Versinthe Selection Absinthe brands present Absinthe Annihilation featuring DJ Kingpin and DJ Slackerton. 25rmb Absinthe cocktails and shots all night and opportunities to "Do One For Your Country!" Plenty of opportunities. The 50rmb cover charge includes one drink. Starts: 10 pm. | show flyer

MAO > Back To Back w/ DJ Spin Easy

MAO makes its foray into the budding after hours scene in Shangers hosting ex-Snoop De Oh Double G Deejay, DJ Spin Easy. Spin Easy will be joined by U.K. import DJ Razor as part of their "Back to Back" after hours party series. Starts: 3 am. Cover: 100rmb (includes free drink and CD). | show flyer

Pirates > B6 + Nara + Dead J

Musicians B6, Nara and Dead J, from Beijing and Shanghai are "the future of electronica in China" and will be performing at Pirates together for one night. The three musicians are all represented by Shanshui records and will perform their unique styles live on stage. Doors open 9:30-2am. Cover charge 30rmb for students and 50rmb for non-students (includes one free drink). | show flyer

4 Live > 45 Band with Crazy Mushroom

45 band "have a complicated attitude towards life and love which expressed everything with their music." And they're also a Metal band from Beijing. Crazy Mushroom Brigade are a locally-based Nu Metal band formed in April of 2006. They've been playing shows steadily throughout town and play music in the vein of Limp Bizkit and Muse. Starts: 10 pm. Cover: 50rmb (30 if you text your name to 13774244008). | show flyer

Baci at Park97 > Lauren Jane

A night featuring the sensual, ultra-talented singer/songwriter, Lauren Jane and the tempting culinary delights of Executive Chef Marco Banzola. Reservations are essential. Starts 7:30 pm. Tel: 5383 2328 / 2208 | show flyer

Live Bar > Secret Backyard

Ballad band from south China,Secret Backyard, founded in 1995 in Guangdong. Not a traditional folk band, they mix Chinese traditional instruments, acoustic guitar and contemporary beats. Cover: 30rmb (includes one drink). Starts 10 pm | show flyer

Alliance Francaise > La Mustache

Showing of the French movie "The Mustache": A man shaves his mustache he had for several years but his wife doesn't seem to notice anything. He finally believes that she pays no attention to him and he gets very angry. Then, his wife simply tells him that he never had a mustache. The main character begins to wonder if his wife or himself are going crazy... Starts: 8:30 pm. | show flyer

630 Yongjia Lu > Charity Tango Night

"Tango with us thought the night! The Giving Card is a Shanghai Philanthropy concept to support local non-profit organizations. Shanghai Yellow pages will donate the net proceeds from their Tango Night event to Roots & Shoots, Shanghai Lifeline and the Mercy Fund." Cover: 50rmb, includes two free drinks and free snack food, draw prizes, tango training and a tango show by Ms.Vivienne and Mr.Jorge Geronimo. Venue: The Villa Address: 630 Yongjia Lu, (by Wulumuqi Lu) | show flyer
Saturday, July 21st

Shanghai Studio > 'Tam the Boxer' Launch

The launch of Tam the Boxer; a book of photographs by Hanspeter Ammann. His latest project, a collection of photographs of Tai boxer Tam is a compelling insight into the beauty of the disciplined physique. Alongside some literary, theoretical and poetic narratives, Lawrence Chua describes Bangkok (the backdrop) as the city of the invincible archangel, a fitting metaphor for Tam. Other literary contributions come from Brian Curtin and Be Takerng Pattanopas. 9 pm launch with translations both in Thai and Chinese. Hanspeter's DVD will also be on sale. | show flyer

Pirates > Uptown Pressure

"UPTOWN PRESSURE is the one and only party in town spreading a mix of Dn'B, Dubstep and Loud Overdub Vibration Experiment (L.O.V.E.) in a combination of Shanghai and Beijing dj's. Heavy basslines, hammering rythms and powerful sounds. Uptown Pressure is a prayer to the power of music. Come and try to resist the pressure, along with dj Jane (Phreaktion), Dj Mael (Fengchaokrew), dji and MC Didje (Uprooted Sunshine). See the flyer for further details." Cover: 30rmb. 10 pm until late. | show flyer

Club Deep > I-Candy's Splash-Absolute Summer

Club DEEP, "the most successful, biggest international gay dance club in China" is celebrating their one year anniversary with I-CANDY "SPLASH-ABSOLUTE SUMMER." Bring your sexy swimming trunks and take a cool dip in our very own POOL starting at 9pm! Hot go go boys from USA, China, and Brazil. Drag Queens Venus "will bring you a beach mania fun!" Plus, DJ SAWA, well-known as one of the top DJs in Tokyo club circuit! | show flyer

Paramount Ballroom > Ascension Power

"The founder of Ascension Shanghai Dj Felixx Tom brought the famous trance label into Shanghai from Vancouver, and spread the genre across city. 2007 Paramount has gathered the up and coming super Djs of Shanghai to present Ascension Power." Entrance: 100rmb includes two standard drinks." Q5 members enters free with a complimentary standard drink. | show flyer

dkd > Follow Us (Patrick Mai's B-Day Party)

"Patrick Mai, a household name in Shanghai's progressive house and trance scene, releases his second "Follow Us" - Promo CD, the 8th in dkd's ongoing series of resident DJ cds, in celebration of his Birthday. Join him in celebrating the music, the vibe and the club that has let him get to where he is today. Opening sets by DJs Maomao and hBd. CDs available on a first come first serve basis so get there early!!" Cover: 60rmb. (includes one free drink). Click here to download the Follow Us mix set. | show flyer

Moonsha Teppanyaki > Choro Chic China

This Saturday Moonsha hosts an "elegant and sexy" Brazilian concert featuring a live Brazillian band and dancers. Starts 9:30pm. Bring the flyer for free entry for "you and your friends." Caipirinhas deal: two for one all night long. | show flyer

Honey Honey > DJ Rap with Sean O'Hare

Number 1 Ranked Female DJ, DJ Rap (ranked 3rd in rebounds, 7th in assists, free throws, 67%) will be spinning a set at Club Honey Honey. This Singapore-born, UK-based DJ made her name in d&b but has since moved into the Electronic, Break and House genres. She will be joined by Sean O'Hare (U.S. Progressive) and Eric Junior (HK Trance). Free Entry. | show flyer

Baci at Park97 > Dinner & Decks

"On Saturday, a dinner at Baci is accompanied by DJ performance, just like a nice glass of wine compliments your carpaccio. If you are looking for an unusual dinner experience and a new Baci experience than make sure you book a table. Dinner & Decks is an evening to discover the creative corners of your personality; an evening of food, music, art and great atmosphere." For bookings call Alex Chen 137 0178 6645. | show flyer

Live Bar > Ritual Day

A night of Beijing Unholy Death Metal! "Ritual Day formed in 2000 and gave Chinese underground scene a band that created death black metal. Inspired by Samael, Dissection and Opeth, this band focuses on creating a dark and evil sounding music and has grown to be one of the most respected black metal bands in China." If you ever wanted to hear someone say "Xie Xie Shanghai" in a death grunt this is your chance. Evil! Cover: 50rmb (40 for members) includes one drink. Starts 10 pm. | show flyer
Tuesday, July 24th

I Love Shanghai > Ladies Night Pole Dancing

"Shanghai's two best pole dancers, Jacq & Chris from Australia, perform and instruct others at I Love Shanghai's famous ladies night." Ladies drink free 8pm-1am." Guys don't drink free but are allowed on the pole. Win some, loose some. | show flyer
Joke of the week

This weeks' joke was submitted by Luke Q

A couple heading home decides to have a rest while returning from a fatiguing holiday and stay at a hotel for a couple of hours. They ask the receptionist to wake them after 4 hours. Checking out, they receive a bill totalling €350. The husband becomes furious and asks for an explanation. Both the manager and receptionist confirm that these are the standard rates. The hotel features an exquisite sauna with massage service, swimming pool, Jacuzzi, all free for use by the honorable guests. Each evening features performances by world class artists during dinner and later in the bar. But we didn't use nor watch these, the husband replies. The manager sticks to his point; they are all included but unfortunately both of you, you didn't enjoy these. Grumbling the husband finally takes out a check, fills it out and hands it to the manager. What, he yells, Sir, this is only a €100 check. Yes indeed he answers. I charged you €250 for making love to my wife. But I haven't, he replies irritated and loudly. My wife was here, so you could have taken advantage, he replies.


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