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JUNE 2007
Ahhhh the end of June draws near and what does that mean? It means it's getting hot enough in the warehouse to make a grown man cry! That being said we invite you to help us with perpetuating the hotbox torture of our packing specialists by simply ordering some of our new shirts. Also don't forget to check out our new design submissions and give us your feedback. We've got a whopping 33 new designs for you to dig your criticism or praise into, so go ballistic!

And if that wasn't enough, we've got some more news for you:

www.splitreason.com/bunny/
We've teamed up with Bunny Comic to deliver some of the finest bunny merchandise in the universe. Unless they have space bunnies somewhere, then we're screwed...make sure to check out their store and comic.
Forza 2 is one of the best racing simulators we've ever played, and now that we're ripping off some serious asphalt, we're running a screenshot contest. Use the in-game photo taking feature to craft the most creative racing photos and send them in to us for a chance to win one of four $25.00 SplitReason gift certificates. Send in your Forza 2 photos to: splitreason@gmail.com.

THIS MONTH'S NEW PRODUCTS

 

Design Submissions - If you're an aspiring t-shirt artist looking to showcase your l33t skills, we want to hear from you! You can upload designs to SplitReason.com for our readers to view and if they like your work, we might turn it into a t-shirt and send you 250 bucks! If you think you have what it takes, go ahead and upload your designs here.

If you don't have an artistic bone in your body, we're still interested in your opinion and any constructive feedback you have. Take a look at the designs other artists have sent to us, and let us know what you think! You can leave comments and vote on your favorite designs, just click here or on the designs below. Learn more about SplitReason.com design submissions, click here for complete details.

LATEST DESIGN SUBMISSIONS, VOTE NOW!











WEEKLY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY - Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we deem as giving us the most creative reason for getting a free SplitReason t-shirt! It's that simple. All you have to do is follow this link and submit your sob story and at the end of the week we'll consider your narrative and see if you deserve a free t-shirt.

Winner for Jun 21 2007 - Cameron His Reason: The gaming community has been filled with too many undesirables for too long. These "people" could benefit from some natural selection. That's where I come in. I pwn noobs, lots of noobs. With a sniper rifle in my hand and a song in my heart I shoot hither and yon, removing the abominations. Someone is spawn camping? Bam! A team-killer? Bam! Flaming troll? Kersplody! All of noobdom will feel the pain of my purging, probably by Tuesday next week.

SR: Okay pwn-star, this sounds like a plan. I'll check my latest online multiplayer game next Tuesday for noobs. I expect you to pwn each and every one of them before then. If I find a single noob in Gears, Shadowrun, or Call of Duty, I want our shirt back.

Winner for Jun 14 2007 - Eric His Reason: It's simple really. Without a shirt to cover my absurdly pale body, my tummy would not only reflect sunlight but increase it a hundred fold, producing something similar to a solar flare. This unguided and unstoppable force would cut a swath of heat and light across the countryside decimating all which stands before it, be it people, buildings or the Winner-Mobile itself. Once the Heat Beam of Death reaches terminal velocity, it would escape the Earth’s atmosphere and fire into space, where nearby Space Monsters would mistake it for a for a sign from their cousin Larry that his parents aren’t home and it’s time to party. The Space Monsters would then begin the largest Block Party know to man. The Party of The Ages (as it would be called) would last over a thousand days, ending only when mankind has runs out of beer and munchies. And then would have no more munchies. So there you have it, if you don’t give me a shirt, not a single onion ring will remain intact, nor will a single drop of Bud. Save the Beer, give me a shirt. But you’d best hurry, for I am running out of clean shirts.

SR: Although a 1000 day party might be worth exhausting all the beer on the p***t, I love onion rings way too much. Deal, save us from the monster party, cover up that belly.

Winner for June 7 2007 - Kymmee His/Her Reason: I was working for an online discount hotel booking company ... not the one that has The Shatner or the one with the Gnome but the other one. When I woke up to a phone call, not even a proper in the office firing let me clear out my desk, but a phone call firing. Their reasoning, I refused to lie to customers so I could sell more rooms. Wow I was fired for NOT lying. That’s a first I think in the job world. So I think to reward my standing up for my principles and not kowtowing to their vicious underhanded selling techniques I deserve a shirt.

SR: You sure do, tell your boss to stuff that red stapler up his ass because YOU FEEL GREAT.

Winner for May 31 2007 - Rhys His Reason: A shirt would be the best way to cap off a good week where I made several kids cry. I have a major scar on my right leg as a result of being hit by a car 5 years ago. Whilst I have grown used to it, it does look absolutely horrible. Anyway, I went and saw the Fantastic Four 2 Movie on Monday and these kids behind me were being loud and obnoxious. I asked them politely to stop but they then started throwing V signs behind my head. As the scar looks mildly like an eye already I quickly drew an iris and a pupil on it raised it up so they could see and said rather evily "I can see you!" It gave them a pretty big fright. I feel that I deserve the shirt in recognition of my war against obnoxious cinema goers.

SR: Here's your reward for scaring children. I'm on my way to confession.

 

FAN IN ACTION PICS GET $10.00 IN STORE CREDIT - Send a photo to us like the one below of yourself wearing a SplitReason tee and we'll give you $10.00 in store credit to spend any way you like.

 

 
     

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