JUNE
2007 Ahhhh the end
of June draws near and what does that mean? It means it's
getting hot enough in the warehouse to make a grown man cry!
That being said we invite you to help us with perpetuating
the hotbox torture of our packing specialists by simply
ordering some of our new shirts. Also don't forget to check
out our new design submissions and give us your feedback.
We've got a whopping 33 new designs for you to dig
your criticism or praise into, so go ballistic!
And if that wasn't enough,
we've got some more news for you:
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www.splitreason.com/bunny/
We've teamed up with Bunny
Comic to deliver some of the finest bunny merchandise in
the universe. Unless they have space bunnies somewhere,
then we're screwed...make sure to check out their
store
and comic.
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Forza 2 is one of the
best racing simulators we've ever played, and now
that we're ripping off some serious asphalt, we're
running a screenshot contest. Use the in-game photo
taking feature to craft the most creative racing
photos and send them in to us for a chance to win
one of four $25.00 SplitReason gift certificates.
Send in your Forza 2 photos to:
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Design Submissions - If you're an aspiring
t-shirt artist looking to showcase your l33t skills, we want
to hear from you! You can upload designs to SplitReason.com
for our readers to view and if they like your work, we might
turn it into a t-shirt and send you 250 bucks! If you think
you have what it takes, go ahead and upload your designs
here.
If you don't have an artistic
bone in your body, we're still interested in your opinion
and any constructive feedback you have. Take a look at the
designs other artists have sent to us, and let us know what
you think! You can leave comments and vote on your favorite
designs, just
click here or on the designs below. Learn more about
SplitReason.com design submissions, click
here for complete details.
LATEST
DESIGN SUBMISSIONS, VOTE NOW!










WEEKLY
T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY -
Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we
deem as giving us the most creative reason for getting a
free SplitReason t-shirt! It's that simple. All you have to
do is
follow this link and submit your sob story and at the
end of the week we'll consider your narrative and see if you
deserve a free t-shirt.

Winner for
Jun 21 2007 -
Cameron
His Reason: The gaming community has been filled with
too many undesirables for too long. These "people" could
benefit from some natural selection. That's where I come in.
I pwn noobs, lots of noobs. With a sniper rifle in my hand
and a song in my heart I shoot hither and yon, removing the
abominations. Someone is spawn camping? Bam! A team-killer?
Bam! Flaming troll? Kersplody! All of noobdom will feel the
pain of my purging, probably by Tuesday next week.
SR:
Okay pwn-star,
this sounds like a plan. I'll check my latest online
multiplayer game next Tuesday for noobs. I expect you to pwn
each and every one of them before then. If I find a single
noob in Gears, Shadowrun, or Call of Duty, I want our shirt
back.
Winner for
Jun 14 2007 -
Eric
His Reason: It's simple really. Without a shirt to
cover my absurdly pale body, my tummy would not only reflect
sunlight but increase it a hundred fold, producing something
similar to a solar flare. This unguided and unstoppable
force would cut a swath of heat and light across the
countryside decimating all which stands before it, be it
people, buildings or the Winner-Mobile itself. Once the Heat
Beam of Death reaches terminal velocity, it would escape the
Earth’s atmosphere and fire into space, where nearby Space
Monsters would mistake it for a for a sign from their cousin
Larry that his parents aren’t home and it’s time to party.
The Space Monsters would then begin the largest Block Party
know to man. The Party of The Ages (as it would be called)
would last over a thousand days, ending only when mankind
has runs out of beer and munchies. And then would have no
more munchies. So there you have it, if you don’t give me a
shirt, not a single onion ring will remain intact, nor will
a single drop of Bud. Save the Beer, give me a shirt. But
you’d best hurry, for I am running out of clean shirts.
SR:
Although a 1000
day party might be worth exhausting all the beer on the
p***t, I love onion rings way too much. Deal, save us from
the monster party, cover up that belly.
Winner for
June 7 2007 -
Kymmee
His/Her Reason: I was working for an online discount
hotel booking company ... not the one that has The Shatner
or the one with the Gnome but the other one. When I woke up
to a phone call, not even a proper in the office firing let
me clear out my desk, but a phone call firing. Their
reasoning, I refused to lie to customers so I could sell
more rooms. Wow I was fired for NOT lying. That’s a first I
think in the job world. So I think to reward my standing up
for my principles and not kowtowing to their vicious
underhanded selling techniques I deserve a shirt.
SR:
You sure do,
tell your boss to stuff that red stapler up his ass because
YOU FEEL GREAT.
Winner for
May 31 2007 -
Rhys
His Reason: A shirt would be the best way to cap off
a good week where I made several kids cry. I have a major
scar on my right leg as a result of being hit by a car 5
years ago. Whilst I have grown used to it, it does look
absolutely horrible. Anyway, I went and saw the Fantastic
Four 2 Movie on Monday and these kids behind me were being
loud and obnoxious. I asked them politely to stop but they
then started throwing V signs behind my head. As the scar
looks mildly like an eye already I quickly drew an iris and
a pupil on it raised it up so they could see and said rather
evily "I can see you!" It gave them a pretty big fright. I
feel that I deserve the shirt in recognition of my war
against obnoxious cinema goers.
SR:
Here's your reward for scaring children. I'm on my way to
confession.
FAN IN
ACTION PICS GET $10.00 IN STORE CREDIT -
Send a photo to us
like the one below of yourself wearing a SplitReason tee and
we'll give you $10.00 in store credit to spend any way you
like.

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