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SOUTH PARK BOOSTER CLUB DIGEST
Wednesday, June 13, 2007

THE SNUKE
Tonight 10p / 9c
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. Also on Sunday at 11p / 10c.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

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SOUTH PARK'S DIRTY DOZEN
Tune in for two days of South Park?s most foul-mouthed, filthiest and sexually offensive episodes ever during South Park?s Dirty Dozen! It?s 12 episodes bound to leave a nasty taste in your mouth with subjects ranging from exploding diarrhea, first-time sexual encounters, and gerbils being used as sex toys. Just make sure to keep a bar of soap nearby because you may feel the need to take a shower when it?s all over.

SOUTH PARK'S DIRTY DOZEN EPISODES:

ERECTION DAY
Friday 10p / 9c
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

RED HOT CATHOLIC LOVE
Friday 10:30p / 9:30c
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

IT HITS THE FAN
Friday 11p / 10c
The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

CARTMAN JOINS NAMBLA
Friday 11:30p / 10:30c
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

BUTTERS' VERY OWN EPISODE
Friday 12a / 11c
When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

THE BROWN NOISE
Friday 12:30a / 11:30c
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

TWO GUYS NAKED IN A HOT TUB
Saturday 10p / 9c
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

THE RETURN OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING TO THE TWO TOWERS
Saturday 10:30p / 9:30c
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

PROPER CONDOM USE
Saturday 11p / 10c
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

DOUCHE AND TURD
Saturday 11:30p / 10:30c
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

THE DEATH CAMP OF TOLERANCE
Saturday 12a / 11c
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

CHEF'S SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS
Saturday 12:30a / 11:30c
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml


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TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE - NETWORK TELEVISION PREMIERE
Friday & Saturday 1a / 12c
Terrorism has a new enemy and its name is Team America: World Police. The team of gun toting, missile bombing marionettes have taken on Kim Jong-Il and the Film Actors Guild (FAG) all in the name of freedom. Remember -- freedom isn't free -- it costs a buck-oh-five. Watch it on Secret Stash -- completely uncut and unedited, both Friday AND Saturday!

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CLASSIC SOUTH PARK EPISODES THIS WEEK:

THE DEATH OF ERIC CARTMAN
Tonight 9:30p / 8:30c
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml

UP THE DOWN STEROID
Thursday 9:30p / 8:30c
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/index.jhtml


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MOBILE - SOUTH PARK 10: THE GAME
Experience life from the eyes of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman... and Starvin' Marvin, Lemmiwinks, Butters, Mr. Hankey and many more. Fight ninjas, rescue cows and capture hippie in the new 40-level action/adventure mobile game featuring. It's available for your Cingular/AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon Wireless, Virgin Mobile USA and Sprint phones now!
http://www.southpark10thegame.com/

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NEW SOUTH PARK 10 GAME: BIG WHEEL DEATH RALLY
It's a race to the finish to get the new Okama Gamesphere. Race your Big Wheel and hit as many hippies as you can with the final South Park 10 game, Big Wheel Death Rally.
http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/game_player/gameplayer.jhtml?game=84099

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SOUTH PARK 10 MEGA PERSONALITY QUIZ
Which of South Park's many inhabitants are you? Find out when you take the big-a** South Park Mega Personality Quiz. You'll get an awesome badge for your honesty!
http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/game_player/gameplayer.jhtml?game=78381

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SOUTH PARK MESSAGE BOARD: SEASON 11
What has been your favorite Season 11 episode? Hit the message board and post about it.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/south_park/message_board.jhtml

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THE LATEST FROM SOUTH PARK STUDIOS

FAQs
Is there a South Park Monopoly game? Do not pass "Go," do not collect five hundred dollars -- go to the FAQ Page.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/show/faq_index.php?tab=10


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SOUTH PARK: SEASON 11 EPISODES AVAILABLE ON ITUNES UNCENSORED
Season eleven episodes are available for download -- and they're uncensored. Get them now!
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewTVSeason?id=216765068&s=143441


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