Leading the takeover are, of course, the Beckhams. As any sports fan knows, David Beckham is the biggest (and dreamiest!) star to hit the soccer scene since, well, ever. No doubt, he and ex-Spice Girl-cum-professional-fortune-spender Victoria are sure to entertain in their new reality show set to debut on NBC next fall. Since Becks signed a huge contract with
the LA Galaxy and moved the whole family to the sunny West Coast, the near-royal couple has been trying to blend in by living a "normal" Tinseltown lifestyle by shopping at supermarkets, going to Disneyland, and partying all night with the A-list. Still, it hasn't been all sunshine. Poor things, they're having
the worst time finding the perfect mansion, and recently Posh found herself fighting with Tom Cruise and getting a bit tired of being there for BFF Katie. Maybe she can smooth things over with Mrs. Cruise while they're designing children's clothes.
But not everyone's so posh. On the slightly low-rent end of things is Jordan, née Katie Price. A huge star in her native land, she's out to prove that what America needs is another talent-challenged pseudo-celeb. Bursting with triumph after having been named Celebrity Mum of the Year back home (yikes), she's ready to
launch a full-frontal attack on America with her scandalous best-selling book and an upcoming TV show. Even though she's had a bit of tragedy with one of her older children, she's right on board with the American celebrity
baby bump trend, running around Hollywood pregnant and loving it (and loving her man). But don't expect Posh and Jordan to do lunch on Rodeo Drive any time soon — at least not if Jordan has anything to say about it.
And the invasion doesn't stop there — some popular Americans are returning to the states as well. We hear Madonna may be moving back to the Big
Apple, having recently been spotted checking out some high dollar digs in Manhattan. Think she'll bring her accent with her? And speaking of apples, the material mum's good mate Gwyneth Paltrow is also rumored to be considering a move. According to her recent
purchase, we might soon see our favorite Apple (and Moses too!) stateside with their famous mother and her hunky British bloke.
From The Beatles to Twiggy, Brit imports have always enthralled us Yanks, so this second invasion is sure to spice up the current Hollywood humdrum. Keep your eyes peeled for more news from the Martins and the Beckhams and the Madonnas. Cheerio!
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