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Final Clearance - be quick or it will be gone !
 
At these prices - it's first come first served and it may be gone if you don't grab it while you can !!
 
The last LadyBwear stock is so heavily discounted - you wont believe the prices you see ! 
 
Everything must clear !!

CLEARANCE

There's only ONE of each !

Prices slashed to rock bottom - this is your last chance to get that LadyBwear designer item - at less than High Street prices and then half of that !!

You can't afford not to check out my final Clearance Range ever !!

And Finally ...

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."

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