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MARCH 2007 - Before we even get to this month's new products and all the other goodies we have stashed away, hidden beneath a few scrolls of the ol' mouse, we should mention a few things first:

RSS FEEDS GALORE!
Check out our new RSS feeds for new products, new design submissions and of-course our blog. Stick these in your reader along-side your favorite news sites and blogs and you'll always be up-to-date on the latest happenings at SplitReason.com
EXPLOSM.NET Store launch!
We're happy to announce that we've partnered with one of the most LOL-filled web-comics on the net to launch their official merchandise store, check out all of their products below.

THIS MONTH'S NEW PRODUCTS

Design Submissions - If you're an aspiring t-shirt artist looking to showcase your l33t skills, we want to hear from you! You can upload designs to SplitReason.com for our readers to view and if they like your work, we might turn it into a t-shirt and send you 250 bucks! If you think you have what it takes, go ahead and upload your designs here.

If you don't have an artistic bone in your body, we're still interested in your opinion and any constructive feedback you have. Take a look at the designs other artists have sent to us, and let us know what you think! You can leave comments and vote on your favorite designs, just click here or on the designs below. Learn more about SplitReason.com design submissions, click here for complete details.

LATEST DESIGN SUBMISSIONS, VOTE NOW!

WEEKLY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY - Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we deem as giving us the most creative reason for getting a free SplitReason t-shirt! It's that simple. All you have to do is follow this link and submit your sob story and at the end of the week we'll consider your narrative and see if you deserve a free t-shirt.

Winner for Mar 22 - Matthew His Reason: http://kinkendo.org/splitreason.jpg - That's my Hair. Underneath it, you can occasionally see me. We are due to be separated soon - my Hair will be brutally shorn down to a no.2 cut, in anticipation of the impending summer. However, this shaving is to take place halfway through March, and, here in England, Summer doesn't really begin until August or so, when it stays for a week or two, and then leaves, spraying urine in the form of rain behind it, heading off for more interesting shores. As such, I'm going to be bald and it's going to be cold, And I will need some kind of frost resistance headwear. However, this is where the true conundrum occurs -- if people see me with frost resistance, they'll just start hurling fireballs and earthbind totems at me - I'm going to need some kind of protection, either in the form of extra agility or a Ganking T-shirt with which to defend myself!

SR: Your hair is FTW Matthew. Effort wins free t-shirts. The Bar has been set. Once your hair gets pwned, send us another picture!

Winner for Mar 15 - Walker His Reason: Because when I saw your Llama shirt I couldn't stop laughing and I came very close to crapping myself, and I come from a small redneck town where John Deere things are worshipped as much as they are used and I would love to slap the face of the redneck stereotype.

SR: Okay Texas Ranger, we'll help you break down the stereotype. The Llama shirt looks great with overalls and a straw hat. Make sure you check your mail.

Winner for Mar 8 2007 - Sam His Reason: Because my parents wouldn't approve.

SR: And that's why we do... free stuff coming at ya! Say Hi to your Mom for us.

Winner for Mar 1 2007 - Adrienne Her Reason: The koala knows why I should get a free t-shirt. Koala: She's awesome and loves SplitReason. And that's why the lines in the road are yellow...

SR: In an attempt to prevent the left, which is blue during the night beside crickets, we think that your smell is ranch with a tight grip of power tools. You get a free shirt for Wednesday, before the carpet and after the fridge magnets of self.

FAN IN ACTION PICS GET $10.00 IN STORE CREDIT - Send a photo to us like the one below of yourself wearing a SplitReason tee and we'll give you $10.00 in store credit to spend any way you like.

 

 
     
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