MARCH
2007 - Before we even get to this month's new
products and all the other goodies we have stashed away,
hidden beneath a few scrolls of the ol' mouse, we should
mention a few things first:
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THIS MONTH'S NEW
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Design Submissions - If you're an aspiring
t-shirt artist looking to showcase your l33t skills, we want
to hear from you! You can upload designs to SplitReason.com
for our readers to view and if they like your work, we might
turn it into a t-shirt and send you 250 bucks! If you think
you have what it takes, go ahead and upload your designs
here.
If you don't have an artistic
bone in your body, we're still interested in your opinion
and any constructive feedback you have. Take a look at the
designs other artists have sent to us, and let us know what
you think! You can leave comments and vote on your favorite
designs, just
click here or on the designs below. Learn more about
SplitReason.com design submissions, click
here for complete details.
LATEST
DESIGN SUBMISSIONS, VOTE NOW!

WEEKLY
T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY -
Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we
deem as giving us the most creative reason for getting a
free SplitReason t-shirt! It's that simple. All you have to
do is
follow this link and submit your sob story and at the
end of the week we'll consider your narrative and see if you
deserve a free t-shirt.

Winner for
Mar 22 -
Matthew
His Reason:
http://kinkendo.org/splitreason.jpg - That's my Hair.
Underneath it, you can occasionally see me. We are due to be
separated soon - my Hair will be brutally shorn down to a
no.2 cut, in anticipation of the impending summer. However,
this shaving is to take place halfway through March, and,
here in England, Summer doesn't really begin until August or
so, when it stays for a week or two, and then leaves,
spraying urine in the form of rain behind it, heading off
for more interesting shores. As such, I'm going to be bald
and it's going to be cold, And I will need some kind of
frost resistance headwear. However, this is where the true
conundrum occurs -- if people see me with frost resistance,
they'll just start hurling fireballs and earthbind totems at
me - I'm going to need some kind of protection, either in
the form of extra agility or a Ganking T-shirt with which to
defend myself!
SR:
Your hair is FTW
Matthew. Effort wins free t-shirts. The Bar has been set.
Once your hair gets pwned, send us another picture!
Winner for
Mar 15 -
Walker
His Reason: Because when I saw your Llama shirt I
couldn't stop laughing and I came very close to crapping
myself, and I come from a small redneck town where John
Deere things are worshipped as much as they are used and I
would love to slap the face of the redneck stereotype.
SR:
Okay Texas
Ranger, we'll help you break down the stereotype. The Llama
shirt looks great with overalls and a straw hat. Make sure
you check your mail.
Winner for
Mar 8 2007 -
Sam
His Reason: Because my parents wouldn't approve.
SR:
And that's why
we do... free stuff coming at ya! Say Hi to your Mom for us.
Winner for
Mar 1 2007 -
Adrienne
Her Reason: The koala knows why I should get a free
t-shirt. Koala: She's awesome and loves SplitReason. And
that's why the lines in the road are yellow...
SR:
In an attempt to
prevent the left, which is blue during the night beside
crickets, we think that your smell is ranch with a tight
grip of power tools. You get a free shirt for Wednesday,
before the carpet and after the fridge magnets of self.
FAN IN
ACTION PICS GET $10.00 IN STORE CREDIT -
Send a photo to us
like the one below of yourself wearing a SplitReason tee and
we'll give you $10.00 in store credit to spend any way you
like.

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