Channel News

• AMD to axe prices in April?

  Market watcher forecasts cuts

• Intel EOLs mobile Core, Celeron CPUs

  Prunes past-their-prime processors

• Geek Squad rides into town

  Sultans of computing?

Comms News

• Tim Berners Lee goes postal on spam

  The Greatest Living Briton explodes

• BT foxed by Chicago area code change

  Cut off customers Illinoyed

• Ofcom learns lessons from Biscit fallout

  Analysis New migration rules get first dunk

Developer News

• Postcard from QCON

  An agile conference

• SCA and SDO go to OASIS

  OSOA spec’s now ready to be standards

• Pundits rate Ajax, evaluate ALM incumbents

  Comment Works in progress

Hardware News

• Only you can prevent airline battery fires

  U.S. Department of Transportation: battery safety is fun!

• Fancy three: the Brits get the latest PlayStation

  Register Hardware The week's hottest personal technology stories

• Mitac buys Tyan

  Server merger

• The SANs of Mars

  Imaging the Red P***t at 2GB a time

• HP's Neoview appliance – think fridge

  Warehouse soup to nuts in a (big) box

• 3Com quarterly loss narrows

  Consolidation helps revenue rise

Management News

• SAP disses Oracle grand scale theft claims

  See you in court

• Ireland pounces on school fingerprinters

  Issues guidance

• Feds claim VoIP for their own

  Silicon Justice For the time being, anyway . . .

• British man in webcam 'suicide'

  Chatroom users witness hanging

• Gordon Brown's exploding balls delight Chinese zombies

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• New criminal investigation into Ohio elections

  Those voting machines, what a hoot

• University snubs RIAA

  We're not doing your work for you

• Premium-rate phone operators will soon need a lottery licence

  It's a game of chance

• Commons to eye surveillance society

  ID cards still in question

• Ideas behind computer games can be copied

  UK's Court of Appeal ruling

• Repetitive HP grabs another Flickr clone

  Tabblo's photo cubes love pricey ink

Music and Media News

• Carling Weekend festival goers get the blues

  Thousands of online ticket orders cancelled

• Microsoft shutters video sharing site

  Copyright problems? Who'd have thought?

Odds and Sods News

• Vigilante attack sheep guard British village

  Ruthless 'pack' trained and ready to kill

• Mother Superior: MySpace or school, your choice

  We predict smaller class sizes

• Tinfoil bag blaggers lift women's panties

  Security sensors thwarted in bold Jersey City heist

• War Museum to stage camouflage expo

  It's just over...where'd it go?

• Sumo insurgents menace US forces in Iraq

  Fox News picture shocker

• BOFH: The PFY punts for porn

  Episode 11 Isn't that the only purpose of podcasts?

Reg Hardware News

• Sony PlayStation 3

  Review It's arrived. Finally. Was it worth the wait?

• Apple TV does work with (some) SD TVs

  Updated Myth shattered

• Nokia attempts to patent rotating numeric pad

  Dial A for Any Angle

• Apple TV undressed on web

  Parts exposed

• PS3 hits UK

  Small turnout gets hugely rewarded

• Ten battles the PS3 must fight to win the next-gen console war

  It's the games, stupid

Science News

• UC Davis shpreads beer schience goshphel

  (hic)

• US nuke boffins rubbish polygraph testing

  Lie-detectors the biggest lie of all

• Booze worse than Speed or Acid shocker

  Lancet calls for drugs reclassification

Security News

• Illusions of Security: Global Surveillance and Democracy in the Post-9/11 World

  Book review Are you scared yet?

• Vista feature helps VXers trick surfers

  Insecure by design

• Canadian killed by poison pills bought on the net

  Anti-anxiety drugs laced with Uranium

• Spamhaus nemesis e360 Insight sued over junk mail

  Twist of fate

• East Midland's crook tagging shambles exposed

  Dodgy kit allows offenders to go walkabout

• US company offers Wi-Fi-proof paint

  Tinfoil-hat brigade rejoices

• Account pretexters plague Xbox Live

  Account thieves numerous and brazen

Software News