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Design Submissions - If you're an aspiring t-shirt artist looking to showcase your l33t skills, we want to hear from you! You can upload designs to SplitReason.com for our readers to view and if they like your work, we might turn it into a t-shirt and send you 250 bucks! If you think you have what it takes, go ahead and upload your designs here.

If you don't have an artistic bone in your body, we're still interested in your opinion and any constructive feedback you have. Take a look at the designs other artists have sent to us, and let us know what you think! You can leave comments and vote on your favorite designs, just click here or on the designs below. Learn more about SplitReason.com design submissions, click here for complete details.

LATEST DESIGN SUBMISSIONS, VOTE NOW!

WEEKLY T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY - Every week we're giving away a free t-shirt to the person we deem as giving us the most creative reason for getting a free SplitReason t-shirt! It's that simple. All you have to do is follow this link and submit your sob story and at the end of the week we'll consider your narrative and see if you deserve a free t-shirt.

Winner for Jan 25 2007 - James His Reason: I deserve a new t-shirt because there is no cheese in my fridge.

SR: What you really need is a food stamp, but that is not what this contest is all about. As I sit here eating a grilled cheese sandwich, I find myself feeling sorry for you, and as a result, we grant you free shit. Grats.

Winner for Jan 18 2007 - Shawn His Reason: Have you ever tried to kill Bill Cosby with a snowballbomb bare-chested? Its hard man! I mean I have to get up at 4 in the morning and I'm all slouchy and lethargic. I swear, I can hear the giggles of invisible penguin pixies and the inevitable tripping over the long extension cord from New York to Ohio is kinda painful in the fingers and thighs. I think that Cosby's horde of Intergalactic Behemoth Monkeys are trying to thwart my plans by hurling ice water at my torso area. I could use some sort of top cover device like a shirt. We must put a stop to Cosby's maniacal nagging about bicycles!!.

SR: You should get the Ctrl-Alt-Del Brian shirt, it makes just as much sense as your reason.

Winner for Jan 11 2007 - Loree McAwesome Her Reason: Because my name is Loree McAwesome... And I think it'd be awesome if you gave me one, because my friend loves your shirts... so I could give it to her, and it'd make her day.

SR: Although your name sounds more like a wicked new sandwich at McDonalds, It's still awesome, and deserving of free stuff.

Winner for Jan 4 2007 - JS His Reason: I just spent 5 hours writing a f*cking PHP script to convert a hand-written excel spreadsheet that some retarded f*cking client thought would work best if every row in every column had a different format, including the word "mum" in the contact phone number field of one of 1704 rows and a bunch of random formatted dates for date-of-birth and... you get the idea. Give me a damn t-shirt before I start throwing cordless mice.

SR: Here, have a free shirt, just don't kill anyone!

Winner for Dec 28 2006 - Deimos His Reason: I need something that will make my principal's head explode without getting me in trouble. I believe the 'I went to school for this?' T-shirt would be perfect. I will certainly relay the school administration's response to you ;)

SR: Done. We look forward to your Principal's response!

FAN IN ACTION PICS GET $10.00 IN STORE CREDIT - Send a photo to us like the one below of yourself wearing a SplitReason tee and we'll give you $10.00 in store credit to spend any way you like.