Channel News

• Kingston ships 1.2GHz DDR 2 DIMMs

  Fastest available?

• ECS touts top-of-the-line Nvidia graphics cards for Vista

  GeForce 8800 based

Developer News

• Free Vista test

  Can you do Vista?

• Searching for consumers

  Embedded DBs cover most consumer devices

Enterprise News

• Print is dead, long live the printer

  Comment Dot that in yer matrix

Hardware News

• Bill Gates: a man and his music devices

  Video report A Las Vegas legend performs

• CES 2007: all the stories, all the goodies

Internet and Law News

• You want a $100 computer? For $300? No sale!

  No Laptop per Rich Child

• Civil rights groups slam San Francisco surveillance expansion

  Urge opposition at next week's police commission hearing

• AOL flogs MusicNow to Napster for $15m

  Napster gains 350,000 rentiers

• Dell accused of selling defective notebooks - again

  Motherboards conveniently go kaput after warranty expires

• Spods find God ... in Sadville

  Plus: the first plea for corporate welfare

• The Pirate Bay plans to buy Sealand

  Pirates get sea base

• UK to review school fingerprinting

  Leave them kids alone, as they say

• HP snoop cops a plea

  Evidence for the prosecution

Management News

• Feds scrutinize backdated options awarded Steve Jobs

  Bogus grant date, non-existent meeting

• SGI hermit crabs over to Sunnyvale

  Thanks for the memories, Mountain View

• iPhone frenzy, Vista ahoy and SAP

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• SAP takes a tumble

  Targets missed

• Email marketing abuse is rife among top UK companies

  31% break anti-spam laws

• Don't rush into Vista, schools told

  Becta counsels caution

• AMD stuffed in Christmas run-up

  Intel clear out bites it in the ASP

Mobile News

• Cisco on brink of losing iPhone name in Europe

  Legal loophole

• Falling margins spell doom for carrier diversification

  Telcos should stick to their knitting

• Mobile operators lose millions to SIM boxes

  But it's all their own fault

• iPhone locked down, Apple confirms

  We approve the apps, OK?

• O2 ties up with Gandalf

  One ringtone to rule them all

Odds and Sods News

• Gay sheep face neutral net censorship plot

  Letters iPhone, uPhone, we all phone together

• BOFH: It's a funny old world isn't it?

  Episode 2 Adventure time!

• You are f**king negative arsehole!!!

  FoTW An enraged Machead writes

Science News

• Why is it absolutely impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?

  The eyes have it

• Why do we open our mouths to yawn properly?

  An open and shut case

• Is it true that a woman's breasts can grow enormously overnight?

  Mammoth mammaries

• Comet McNaught prepares show for Soho

  Nice ion-tail, eh?

• Supernova topples Pillars of Creation

  A while before we'll see it

• Gates Foundation launches investment review

  Good money for unethical companies?

Security News

• Man-in-the-Middle phishing kit netted

  Sinister haul

• Bullseye of Oracle patches due Tuesday

  Forewarned is forearmed

• Contract killer spam scam hits the net

  Mercenary

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