The only seat available on the train was next a well
dressed middle-aged French woman and was being used by her
dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I
need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American,
sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people.
Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
The American
walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip
down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with
the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very
tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You
Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also
arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he
leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and
sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded
that someone defend her honour and chastise the American.
An
English man sitting opposite spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you
Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat
holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side
of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the
window."