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We Apologize In Advance For This Story

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A promise was made never again to write about a million dollar homepage but when Jim Kukral sent us his version, it had just the right amount of whack job appeal, we felt we couldn't pass. You, of course, can call us names and send us spam for wasting your time with this if you want. Anyway, here's the deal. Pay Jim and his partner one dollar and you get a domain name "(fill this in).isreally awesome.com. Yea, yea, it's dumb but hundreds of people are parting with one dollar bills to buy URLs like MyThong.isreallyawesome.com, MyDog.isreallyawesome.com and MySpace.isreallyawesome.com.

OK, feel free to lob all manner of "meh," "yawn" and "you just wasted three minutes of my life" in Comments.

Comments (0)     10-Aug-06   Bookmark This

Czech Apple Store Hotter Than American

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One Adrants reader - and Apple employee - sent us this link to the Czech Apple Store and wonders why the American Apple store can't be as racy and alluring. Well, we have the answer. It's this thing called political correctness. Heaven forbid the American Association of Woman Against Bikinis Blatantly Plastered on Websites As Eye Candy group sees this and gives Apple a call.

Comments (1)     10-Aug-06   Bookmark This

Adrants And HP Offer Creatives Free Basic Portfolio Service

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As you may know, Adrants offers a creative portfolio service which provides creatives a place to showcase their work in a searchable database promoted across several advertising industry websites. We've now partnered with HP to offer, for a limited time, a free basic portfolio which provides for five images, your professional details and contact info.<.p>

It's not much compared to the other offering which allow for more images in your portfolio and a higher ranking in search results when people search the service for portfolios but it will give you a taste of the service and maybe you'll later decide to upgrade. If you do, or if you want to skip the basic level and move to higher Vinyl or Leather portfolio, you'll get two months free. You can check out all the details here. You do have to register (for free) at the HP Graphic Arts website to take advantage of the offer. I know, I know. Rule, rules, rules...

Human Rights Campaign Says Be Nice

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Here's a collection of human rights ads from Youth For Human Rights International which teamed with the Church of Scientology to create 30 PSAs, each of which focuses on a specific "human rights rule." Human rights aside, these ads just remind us how it's just much better to be nice to other people than to be mean.

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Gwyneth Goes to Africa

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Copyranter thinks Gwyneth Paltrow is far too white for this Keep A Child Alive ad in which she dons African apparel above the headline "I Am African." And just so we're sure we understand his opinion, he writes, "Cheers to you that you support a very worthy cause. BUT, allow someone else to do the ads. You'd survive about 10 minutes in African bush. And, you just look completely and utterly ridiculous."

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Brand And Product naming made Easy

With it's thesaurus on steroids and its graphical representation of words and their interrelationships, Visual Thesaurus will make your next brand/product/service naming project much easier than throwing a bunch of words up on the white board until something sticks. Give it a whirl. Suddenly, you'll feel very smart.

Boy Baby Borrows Car, Meets Girl baby, Goes Surfing

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Hmm. In New Zealand, they call a Hyundai a hyoonday. Interesting. Anyway. Brent found this ha-yoon-day commercial in which two babies hook up and drive to beach and surf. It's just weird enough to be good. Well, at least we think so. You watch it and let us know.

Comments (0)     10-Aug-06   Bookmark This

Patriots Launch Meat Brand, Madden Holidays, Icons Creep

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- The New England Patriots are launching a branded line of hotdogs, Bratwurst and sausages supported by an ad campaign this September.

- Scott G weighs in on the whole Agency.com debacle.

- The EA Sports Madden NFL game is getting some love over at Maddenoliday. Hmm. And we didn't even know John Madden was still alive.

- From the Brawny Guy to the Mentos Kids to The King, YesButNoButYes has collected a list of the top ten creepiest icons in advertising history.

- Mad Musings is celebrating the August Moon-sized appearance of Mars with a MasterCard Priceless riff.

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Yet Another Blithering Idiot Used to Sell Something

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Watching these new spots for Starz just reminds us there must be a lot of people in this business with an apparent inferiority complex. That's the only conclusion we can make after seeing so many ads that feature blithering idiots for the sole purpose of making the rest of us feel better/cooler/smarter/hotter. Does is really require an idiot to sell everything? Are we so insecure we need to see dumb people just to make us feel better? Please. Enlighten us. See yet another dufus in action here and here for Starz.

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Send Smack Talk With ESPN Fantasy Football Smack Cards

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To promote ESPN's Fantasy Football and to smack down Yahoo and CBS Sportsline, Boston's Arnold has created ESPN Fantasy Smack Cards which you can use to send your friends some smack talk. Who knows if it'll do anything for ESPN but it sure will be therapeutic for some who need to get their aggressions out.

Comments (2)     10-Aug-06   Bookmark This

Heidi Klum AKA 'The Body' Launches 'The Body, AKA New VS Bra

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We're a week behind on this but Supermodel Heidi Klum has signed a deal with Victoria's Secret to lend her nickname, "The Body," to a new bra the retailer is introducing which will be called, yes, "The Body." Klum tells us "this is probably one bra that every woman wants to have because it is so comfortable. It comes in eight different colors, it has no seams, no stitches. It is not the super sexy, lacy bra, but this is something functional that you want to have every day that is super comfortable and just great." The ad began airing nationally last week.

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9/11-Like UK Bomb Plot Thwarted, 9/11 Oliver Stone Movie Promoted

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While we don't know for certain if this ad was served using contextual technology, Animal's Bucky Turco informs us of an odd ad placement for the upcoming Oliver Stone movie, World Trade Center. It appeared smack in the middle of a Yahoo story about the thwarting of a major UK aircraft bomb plot. Not to belittle the freakishly horrific nightmare this could have become, we still feel it's our duty to point out contextual fuckery at its finest.

Comments (1)     10-Aug-06   Bookmark This

Wenner Pays $300 Million for Disney's 50 Percent Stake in Us Weekly » I sold it. No, wait. I want it back.

YouTube Partners With Ad Networks » Those monthly million dollar bandwidth bills can go on forever without something to offset them.

Major Marketers Call For Online Ad Audits » I don't trust you, dammit. Give me audited figures!

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