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Stock to Go - Immediately !
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First Come - First Served !
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The bargains are here - but when they've gone, they've gone !
You have been warned :-)
I just have to clear all my existing stock because ....
I have a very very exciting new launch next week.
But enough about that for now - you will have to contain both your excitement and your curiosity.
Suffice it to say - I need your co-operation and you know ...
Resistance is futile !!
So I'll give you cheap cheap prices - and you buy new clothes.
How's that for a deal ??
Up to 70% off - Amazing savings !
£££'s and $$$'s off !
Bargain Basement - here we come ... wheeeeeee |
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AND FINALLY ..........
A GIRLS PRAYER
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.
Amen.
A BOYS PRAYER
Lord,
I pray for a girl with nice tits.
Amen.
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