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Easter Very Special Offers
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Retail Therapy - Bargains ! Better than chocolate !
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The Easter Bunny whispered in my ear ....
"Give them all a treat", she said.
Hmmm I thought - 'twill be somewhat difficult to send all those thousands of Easter Eggs all round the World - chocolate will melt, delicate boxes will crush ...
"Nah", says Ms Bunny....
"Give them CASH !!"
"They're a bargain loving lot, and they'll be much happier to have the money -
Give them the Money !!"
Mmmm - Bunny has a point.
Besides which, I was beginning to worry about all that wrapping of boxes and carrying them to the Post Office ....
So here goes ... money off project completed :-)
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AND FINALLY ........
It takes an Italian to make a Woman feel like a woman...
On a recent transatlantic flight, a p*** passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the p***. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this p*** who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the p***.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the p***.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark black hair and hazel eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....
one button at a time.
..........No one moves.
.........He removes his shirt.
........Muscles ripple across his chest.
........She gasps...
........He whispers:
"Iron this, and then get me something to eat..."
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